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Posts by NARCassist

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    hey fuck you too scron, right in the fucking triangles.



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    it means the op's a faggot.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut What a pathetic degenerate. Why don't you just do society a favor and bury your girlfriend alive.

    why do you post on this site for? i mean surely you get that everyone just see's you as a joke right?

    and as for that comment that you clearly posted in a pretty pathetic attempt to make me feel bad about myself. well fucking hell pal, i'm on top of the world today. i got the sweetest little sort, i just got a really nice call from her today, haha there's no fucking way some sad little lonely internet degenerate can make me feel bad right now with a few 'not as edgy as he thought they were' words on a screen. not that i let nobodies on the internet get to me with their 'opinions' at any time anyway, loool.



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Hell yeah when im 45 i want to be cool like narcy. I have a buddy his age and young chicks love him

    there's no substitute for experience when it comes to tickling a ladies fancy my son.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    didn't read



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i value women way more than men



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i know its cool man :39:



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Falco 30 yo = possible MILF. You still have time to double back!

    yeah but the term milf is generally used to refer to the older more mature ladies. so really you would be looking at mid thirties plus. its not meant to be literally any woman who has a child. if that was the case then even some 14 year olds could be referrred to as milfs.

    and believe me those 35+'s are not all they are cracked up to be. pretty much every woman who is still single after that age will be literally obsessed with getting married and having kids. it comes over very obvious and is quite off putting.



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well go and talk to your doctor obviously. nobody on here can do much barr giving you wild theories to make you even more confused than before you started mate.



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    man, i can't even explain fully just how much better that phone call has made me feel. its like going from pretty depressed to over the fucking moon in the space of less than 5 seconds. it was fucking better than crack.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    sounds like a brain tumor.



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you'd prolly ask for nudes of their youngest daughter, lol.



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    ah man, she just called, this is fucking awesome. she sounded really good an all. she needs me to take down her escort profile too, she gonna call back soon to give me the password. maybe i'll post one of her pix for you guys now that you won't be able to track her down and stiff me, lol. i think the fact that she is wanting the profile down is defo a positive as well. also had to tell her about the thrush, hahah, its all good tho, i told her i wasn't mad or anything and laughed about it. lol.



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    its funny how the op talks as if he isn't king fucking gaylord himself, hahah



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie You probably didn't get the joke, i don't blame you, you're a low IQ poster after all.

    hahah lol



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i like the way they put the word 'death' in the title of the video. as far as i know nobody actually died, so that says it all about the intentions of the producers.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Falco Would you 69 with me?

    eww fuck off you dirty bastard. i only fuck 16 to 30 year old chicks, which makes me gay but i'm cool with that. i might get a rainbow tattoo on my ass tho.



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Falco Only a homosexual wouldn't want a milf

    fucking hell, i'm gay. wow i'm gay lol



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i won my own lottery two weeks ago



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