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Posts by NARCassist

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    full video here

    http://frozencunt.com/natalia/



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I'm not so much into proper lesbians, bisexual chicks is where its at.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny That would be the standard Min Nan romanization wouldn't it?

    its nice to see the old lanny back



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    gonna be a long time before anyone posts itt



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    that's a future pig in the making right there



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Dissociator they all look like mongolroys/faggots tho. 1st guy looks inbred

    kids 3 and 4 definitely look like rent boy material, they not gonna fare well in jail.



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    shit, we used to do this to the trains from the bridge at the end of my road when we were kids, lol.



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader hows you and your girlfriend ??? whens the engagement / wedding ???

    not looking good right now



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon That someone is definitely you.

    no its definitely you. you need to take that stick out your ass bro. oh sorry, my mistake, that's just a cock, carry on.



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 The blue ones with black laces. He got them for my birthday :(

    oh no he chucked them coz they were shit. he only had two pair of green ones and a yellow pair and these white reebok classics when he got here.



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader you have a private list and a public one ????

    do you know what having lists entails ????

    yeass. homosexuality. of the rampant type.

    i have a list of all the chicks i've banged. does that make me homosexual?



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    the jolly green giants cock's life matters



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i like to watch lesbian watersports porn. nothing gay about that.



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CASPER Engage in aggressive gay gape rape fantasies with him playing the role of victim.

    "You're handcuffed and shackled ass up to a gurney. I make myself a refreshing sugar free smoothie and then use the little nubby thing you use to push the stuff into the juicer to stick up your ass. Your sphincter threatens to burt into ribbons, maiming all in the vicinity- like a poorly manufactured car tire being inflated unsafely, outside of a rack, as contraindicated by normal operating procedure. I push deeper until its all the way inside you, and stand awestruck as several misformed shit-nuggets fall from your mouth.

    My cock begins to throb"

    you've obviously put a lot of thought into that shit.



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Doesn't even make syntactical sense you stupid chav.

    looks like somebody's lacking a sense of humor round here. and it ain't me, lol.



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    NOW!!



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I WANT TO HEAR THE REST OF THE STORY



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Yeah, you don't know shit about being funny, son

    well, if you're wanting my comeback you'll have to scrape it off your momma's teeth.



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    my safe place is 70 fucking miles away



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon People grew tf up and realized that being turbo edgy isn't really funny.

    its funnier than being turbo faggy



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