Posts by NARCassist

1. 2017-12-01 at 12:42 AM UTC in does anyone here do anything interesting?
   

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   wow i just had a wicked idea for a new commercial. the camera follows this guy going into a building, once inside its clearly a brothel. the guy chooses a girl from the pictures behind the desk and says he wants say a massage, OWO, CIM with a happy ending or some bollocks like that. then he asks to use the bathroom first, the madam points to a door. the camera cuts to inside the bathroom as the guy enters. he locks the door then pulls out a piece of foil and a foil tube and proceeds to toot a few lines of smack. then the voice over guy says 'like getting your money's worth? get a double cheeseburger for 99p from the mcdonalds poundsaver menu.'
   
   
   
   
   
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2. 2017-12-01 at 12:35 AM UTC in does anyone here do anything interesting?
   

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   Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut So far we have a guy with a desk job and an old lonely man booking a prostitute for his birthday.
   
   Yup, just what I thought…

   
   yeah less of the lonely you. i ain't lonely at all. i bet you are tho, i can't imagine anyone in the real world would want to go anywhere near you. lol.
   
   
   
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3. 2017-12-01 at 12:34 AM UTC in does anyone here do anything interesting?
   

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   ima toot a nice bag of gear before i see her just to make sure i get my moneys worth.
   
   
   
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4. 2017-12-01 at 12:20 AM UTC in does anyone here do anything interesting?
   

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   its cockney, as in brass flute, prostitute, lol.
   
   
   
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5. 2017-12-01 at 12:19 AM UTC in does anyone here do anything interesting?
   

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   Originally posted by RestStop I'm not familiar with that term. What's a brass?

   
   a hooker/working girl/prostitute. or whatever term you use in your neck of the woods.
   
   
   
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6. 2017-12-01 at 12:17 AM UTC in This Is What You Get With Diversity.
   

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   Originally posted by benny vader no, you didnt see the bigg picture.
   
   everybody driving to churches caused the production of excessive and unwarranted production of CO2. Churches functions use energies. Again, the use and generation of energies produce heat and CO2.
   
   And as any credible scientists will tell you … CO2 is the #2 cause for global warming. And do you how many calories are used for churches functions every year ???
   
   calories from methane emitting meat animals ???
   
   yes. jesus christs and churches are among the leading causes of global warming.

   
   i don't buy that farm animals causing global warming as an argument against eating meat. to produce enough grain and fruit/veg to feed the world uses a hell of a lot of machinary. machinary that works on power of some form that also produces a lot of CO2.
   
   not that i buy the global warming bullshit either. but just saying that not eating meat is going to make a slightest bit of difference.
   
   
   
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7. 2017-12-01 at 12:13 AM UTC in This Is What You Get With Diversity.
   

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   Originally posted by Totse 2001 Regardless if people are Christian, jedis, Muslims or athiest (or anything else) these guys who work in the meat business don't kill much of the animal humanely. they don't wait for the animal to die before cutting into it. they shoot or shock the animal (like cows) in the head, hang them by the back feet.. goes down an assembly line, and a guy takes a sharp knife and guts the cattle from utters to throat and all the intestants fall out. then they hide it, start picking parts off of it. Nothing is wasted. but the poor cattle are still alive. stunned but alive.

   
   least they get stunned first. i'm pretty sure no predatory animals like lions, tigers, wolves etc stun the prey before ripping their teeth in and feasting on the animal.
   
   
   
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8. 2017-12-01 at 12:06 AM UTC in does anyone here do anything interesting?
   

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   i had a birthday recently so i've booked a brass for tomorrow to treat myself. but any other stuff i do that's interesting i would not be mentioning on here.
   
   
   
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9. 2017-11-30 at 2:49 AM UTC in I'm sleeping in a car tonight
   

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   Originally posted by Totse 2001 I'v seen them by my house with that grinder thing.. that's what makes them all buffed and shiny silver.

   
   no that would be the trains keep going over them
   
   
   
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10. 2017-11-30 at 2:35 AM UTC in i like penis
    

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    mayberry was a dude on zoklet. you had the op or summing?
    
    
    
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11. 2017-11-29 at 10:32 AM UTC in Who to get high with?
    

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    chicks are better to get high with
    
    
    
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12. 2017-11-29 at 12:35 AM UTC in I'm sleeping in a car tonight
    

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    Originally posted by Totse 2001 not just a bot, but a headbot

    
    your av looks like a gay max headroom
    
    
    
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13. 2017-11-28 at 8:06 PM UTC in I'm alive, but not well.
    

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    I'm a 9/10
    
    
    
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14. 2017-11-28 at 11:41 AM UTC in This Is What You Get With Diversity.
    

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    Originally posted by infinityshock that's why they should be exterminated

    
    you know it is hilarious how you assume like you're some kind of superior specimen to others.
    
    
    
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15. 2017-11-28 at 11:35 AM UTC in Necrophiliac or pedophilia ???
    

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    Originally posted by benny vader has to be either one. or you need to suggest a new term.
    
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    i'd never lift a finger for someone else.

    
    so what was the point in asking then in the first place? sounds like you already decided the answer.
    
    
    
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16. 2017-11-28 at 5:35 AM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock edition
    

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    bling, mcdonalds fries are burning my mouth but i don't wanna wait for them to cool down to eat them. what do?
    
    
    
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17. 2017-11-27 at 2:55 PM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock edition
    

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    Nothing wrong with being insane bling. You're one of the chosen ones.
    
    
    
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18. 2017-11-27 at 12:44 PM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock edition
    

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    bling you're the only dude that posts in this fred now
    
    
    
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19. 2017-11-27 at 11:59 AM UTC in This Is What You Get With Diversity.
    

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    immigration has happened since man first stepped on the planet. its not gonna stop just coz one group of retards moves to an area and tries to declare 'hey this is our land now, for us only. nobody else is allowed to ever come here now, derp'.
    
    
    
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20. 2017-11-27 at 11:56 AM UTC in how to do fentanyl?
    

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    that dude i talked about that od'd the other week, that was on gear cut with fent.
    
    
    
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