Posts by NARCassist

2017-12-17 at 3:26 PM UTC in Whatever happened to _____?

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its whatever i want it to be.

anyway fuck this, i'm going to get some gear.

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2017-12-17 at 3:23 PM UTC in when you're tripping on dmt at a psytrance festival in the forest

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Originally posted by benny vader thats why people drink.

so that they feel the way alcohol make them feel more than the feelings they they dont want to feel.

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they drink coz they're too pussy to 'break the law' and take a proper drug.

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2017-12-17 at 3:16 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

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Originally posted by Captain Falcon Nigga I am so dumb

QFT

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2017-12-17 at 3:14 PM UTC in "Potentially Hazardous" 3 mile asteroid

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Originally posted by benny vader regular or nautical ???

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i couldn't give a fuck

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2017-12-17 at 3:13 PM UTC in when you haven't shaved in like 2 weeks or gotten a haircut and your sink if full of dirty dishes

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Originally posted by D4NG0 XXL? Nigga you fat.

i'm 6'2 you idiot.

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2017-12-17 at 3:13 PM UTC in when you haven't shaved in like 2 weeks or gotten a haircut and your sink if full of dirty dishes

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Originally posted by Something Squirrel Sounds like a broke life.

if it was you living it maybe. i like my life how it is. that makes me rather successful.

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2017-12-17 at 3:10 PM UTC in Whatever happened to _____?

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Originally posted by infinityshock ill exchange some of my bodily fluids (direct delivery) for your saliva, slathered on the shaft of my cock with your tonsils.

then tell me how much you like how it tastes

yeah i'll pass

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2017-12-17 at 3:05 PM UTC in when you're tripping on dmt at a psytrance festival in the forest

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Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Heroin doesn't feel good and LSD is just pretty colors

it would seem drugs have strange effects on stoor hobbits.

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2017-12-17 at 2:54 PM UTC in "Potentially Hazardous" 3 mile asteroid

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Originally posted by Madman It's close in astronomical terms and their projection is really just an semi-informed guess.

the moon is way bigger and is only 25,000 miles away.

that's the circumference of the earth.

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2017-12-17 at 11:30 AM UTC in My "witch" friend says I have a demon inside me, and wants to perform an exorcism.

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what, she fucked you?

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2017-12-17 at 11:20 AM UTC in Is there anything that we can all agree on?

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Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery

later, after a few beers, its..

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2017-12-17 at 11:13 AM UTC in Is there anything that we can all agree on?

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Originally posted by bling bling tring to od of hshs

did ti work?

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2017-12-17 at 11:12 AM UTC in Is there anything that we can all agree on?

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Originally posted by Bill Krozby My gf is actually pregnant so im having another one. She came over tonight and brought me shrimp n steak and gave me a christmas present.

We are going to meet her grandparents soon because they want to meet me.

I hope it will all be good.

My gf isnt aware i have a daughter. Im sure she would be pretty pissed if she found out

she gonna be even more pissed when she finds out later and realizes you kept it from her. you know what women are like about this sort of thing.

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2017-12-17 at 11:08 AM UTC in when you're tripping on dmt at a psytrance festival in the forest

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alcohol really is the shittiest drug going. its fucking horrible the way it makes you feel.

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2017-12-17 at 3:45 AM UTC in Totse / Zoklet Nostalgia

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Originally posted by Something Squirrel Is someone gonna post nudes or what?!

enjoy

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2017-12-17 at 3:39 AM UTC in when you haven't shaved in like 2 weeks or gotten a haircut and your sink if full of dirty dishes

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Originally posted by Something Squirrel Sounds to me like y'all folk need jobs.

nope, i have a life.

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2017-12-17 at 3:38 AM UTC in when you're tripping on dmt at a psytrance festival in the forest

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Originally posted by Something Squirrel Alcohol isn't a drug.

go on, lets hear it. what is it then?

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2017-12-17 at 3:35 AM UTC in when you haven't shaved in like 2 weeks or gotten a haircut and your sink if full of dirty dishes

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Originally posted by mashlehash Stop trying to get with me. I already told you NO.

you're gonna regret this mashle, you just wait and see.

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2017-12-17 at 12:50 AM UTC in hate speech

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Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery No one says poof. Faggot

shaadaapp ya woolly woofter.

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2017-12-17 at 12:48 AM UTC in hate speech

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Originally posted by Bill Krozby they are both huge faggots but in different ways. this guy in the video literally cried and ran to the bathroom of a jack n the crack in las vegas when some guy noticed he was filming and threatened to stab him because im sure he knew who he was and that hes as you gonts say a total "poof" he ran to the bathroom, that seems like the worst place to run to if you're going to get stabbed, i would of just started a food fight

I don't know if they have jack n the crack where you're at but its notorious for shenanigans.

being at a place with a name like that he was prolly expecting the guy to give him a good shit stabbing. so he went to the bathroom and dropped his pants ready.

fucking bum bandits, tccccchh

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