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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    BUT DOES HE HAVE ANY BAWLS THO ???


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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet No. You literally can't. It's determined by whether you were born with a penis or a vagina.


    For example: HTS_Noob is 100% a male. Doesn't matter how much he spouts off about how he's a girl, the fact is he's a not.

    you know normally i'd agree with you. but then we are talking about fomoplugs here, i think this could be a genuine case of nature fucking up and growing a cock on a chick.

    altho, i'm assuming fomoplugs does have a cock tho.


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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you know, you have a bit of liposuction, and next thing you know you've got a swimming pool. that's fucking awesome.

    well done §m£ÂgØL, old pal.


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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    §m£ÂgØLs human fat pool sealant sounds fucking amazing tho


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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator I love the primitive tech type videos but it has gotten really stupid too, like nigga really nobody is building a god damn pool out in the wilderness, this isn't primitive or survival.

    its just about showing you what's possible really, like showing the techniques, how they are applied and the potential they have.


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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    so like as soon as he took that bat off you you'd be fucked, and not in the way that involves flabby ripples running up your back pal.


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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well, its just you wouldn't be able to run away from an assailant with all the extra weight you're carryinmg there, obvs.


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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by G4LM I could do it without the rainforest and without tools

    fucking hell §m£ÂgØL, have you discovered a way to turn human fat into a waterproof seal strong enough to line a swimming pool? that's fucking huge dude(no pun intended), you could make a fortune with that.

    also, so do you just eat all the dirt or summing then?
  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by G4LM Would murder and go to prison if somebody did that shit to my mom. I have grabbed a bat before to protect her from this crazy asshole who i am eternally upset i did not get a chance to hit.

    but after a second or two to think it through properly it would have occurred to you that if it all went wrong you wouldn't exactly have been able to run away or anything.

    lol


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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Shrooms Can someone give me an uber eats discount?

    here's an invite to sign up to the market

    http://empiremktxgjovhm.onion/ref/773584

    then you can get free uber for life from this seller for just a few dollars here:

    http://empiremktxgjovhm.onion/product/15717/45/2902


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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Ghost is a piece'o'shit lying piece of shit and an antagonizing little shit who spews nothing but shit and confused shit~pussy for that of the regular variety

    so are you two related then by any chance?


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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Of course these are nurses aids which aren't really nurses, they are mainly there to wipe bottoms and feed the infirm chocolate pudding.

    i bet that was fun


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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by DietPiano

    Lol, for taking a picture of yourself in a hoyer and snapchatting "might drop your grandma later XDXD"?

    That's nothing, that's fucking stupid. These posers are probably literal elder abusers like me, but posting a picture of yourself is not "abusing the elderly" smdh.

    You know the one on the left is somewhat retarded and steals oxys and likes it double dirty, and the one on the right also likes it dirty but is a mean piece of shit.

    i'd bang the both of em


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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i think that's pretty fucking amazing considering they only used resources available from the forest, including tools.


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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Sorry you savour cock.



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker By the way it's spelled savor you mud packer

    https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/savor

    is cap'n faggot still failing hard to convince everybody that he doesn't really live in a council house in bradford with 8 other families. he does have his own corner of a room all to himself tho, and his own draw that he only has to share with his 3 brothers. plus, he even gets to use the bathroom first every three months.


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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Obbe Those are actually different people.

    i know, but they do some pretty cool shit in all those primitive technology vids no matter which guys they use in them.




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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny when an illiterate somali comes and are unable to find a job because he couldnt speak, much write whatever language of the land is using,

    his bills will have to be borne by tax payers.

    wrong

    B1 Speaking and Listening Test for UK Citizenship

    Everyone wishes to live a better life and with this positive thought in mind, many people want to apply for British citizenship because the UK is the place where many people believe they can make their dreams come true. Perhaps they wish come to the UK to gain a degree in one of the best universities in the world. Maybe they want to come here to get a respected job and settle down permanently. Some may want to marry and have a family here. There are a variety of good reasons to settle in the UK.

    But from October 2013, the government officials have changed some of the rules for applicants for Citizenship. From now on, as well as passing the Life in the UK test to show their knowledge of British customs, traditions and way of life, everyone also has to meet set guidelines to show that they understand the language. One way of doing this is to pass the B1Speaking and listening test for UK citizenship.
    A good reason for changing the rules for applicants is so that they could show that they can communicate effectively and thus be better placed to achieve their desired position in the British community and therefore find that coming to the UK was a good choice for them. It means they will be able to positively contribute to the community and this is a good outcome for all concerned.
    What is the B1 Speaking and Listening Test for UK Citizenship? The said test is a guideline to make sure that all those applicants who have been approved by the visa officials, are well able to converse in the English language as spoken in UK.

    https://www.examcentres.co.uk/english_exams/b1-speaking-listening-test-uk-citizenship


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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Thread should be changed to fred.

    ftfy


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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Would you join a club that dictated who could enter your home?

    to be fair tho a home isn't the same as a country per se. your home is your personal private residense where you go to relax and get away from the world, outside your home is where everyone else is, its public area where anyone can go as they please. pretty much every country in the world has thousands of foreign visitors every day. just as thousands of your countrymen will visit other countries that they choose to. obviously different rules are going to be necessary concerning them both as they work completely differently. so not a great analogy really.


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