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Posts by NARCassist

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood you're gonna cook a beeer?

    No I'm gonna drink the beer you silly sausage, I gotta put the spliff in the oven for 25 minutes


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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    This is officially one of the funniest freds on nis


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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 What do you mean talk down to them?

    She incapable of being the adult in the room when its needed
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    loldafuk


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    Gotta beer, a curry an a nice hash spliff in a minute

    Soon as I can be arsed to cook it lol


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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I voted Yes


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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Okay. U thought about it a lot. I appreciate it

    Yeah I thought some about you

    I will crack you ya know


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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Id kinda forgotten about this episode, but iirc when he killed himself it was a lot later. And he killed himself because his brain was autistic as fuck and his toes hurt and he was to wear those weird shoes with built in toes to mitigate the foot pain. lol.

    Yeah it weren't like long long tho

    6 months tops I'd say

    He didn't stop talking about it at times


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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kinkou I feel pretty good, despite extreme sleep deprivation

    perfect temps outside

    tequila, krat0m, Lyrica, the Witcher

    something outta werk

    I did 5x300mg earlier so feeling the wobble a bit lol


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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Do u? I never respond to any so do u??

    Yeah I know you'd never admit it, that's cool. But I still know you secretly have a good snigger at a few of my posts. Prolly even a good belly laugh here and there where you can't stop laughing, then you eventually forget what you were laughing at and end up just laughing at how much you're laughing. Like that sorta laugh.

    I know I've done that to ya a few times girl


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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr I’ve sad this before, too. Heheeheh

    Are you Jorge?


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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    You mean pretty, like she got that sweet nectar between her legs yeah?


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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Donald Trump She's very pretty.

    Yeah for real?

    Game on then


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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Vox Leaving forever

    Are you HampTheToker?
  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    You got about as much chance as Puff Daddy becoming the next POTUS


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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Imagine being special



    Originally posted by DontTellEm Maybe I am. Dang.

    You certainly are my sweet Golden April Shower

    You are very special


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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CandyRein Taking a candlelit bubble bath having a toke while a pedo begs for my attention

    I know why you girls all like to take "A long hot bath"

    You don't just lay there soaking, do you babygirl?


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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Pissing Each Other Off that's What's Good


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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Guys who's seen her face, what she like really, straight up?


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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Dirtbag There's these two black dots on my nose after accidentally hitting it with a door and idk what they are or when they'll go away. Its annoying me because people might think they're blackheads.

    Hold on a sec, you're not ugly are you? We ain't been doing all this for a Munter have we?


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