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2019-06-24 at 4:33 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-06-24 at 3:45 PM UTC in Malice isn't dead.
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2019-06-24 at 3:41 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Sophie You're implying i'm wasting money. It's not like i'm living paycheck to paycheck because i got to have the freshest sneakers.
i'm implying you're wasting money coz the guy selling the 600 dollar jacket is ripping you off. it doesn't make economic sense to be ripped off whether you're rich or poor. the idea that a 600 dollar jacket is of any use to you what so ever over a cheaper one is a marketing technique employed by the seller to give you this idea that having the jacket will make you look better or somehow special. the fact is most people will just think you're a mug, and they'll be right.
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2019-06-24 at 3:35 PM UTC in Why are there so many damn "gay" people these days?
Originally posted by toz anything iritated feels good to scratch or push on it. circulating blood flow. but it's dangerous for most parts of the body
scratching your leg after an infection can truly bring a climatic result. because of all of that iritant in the leg. but it only prolongs the healing of it.
your anus is not a sexual orifus. it's only irritated and because it's full of fecal matter, it can cause serious infection (even if its your own germs, foreign matter ca get into it and grow and kill you with a septic blood infection)
I mean anyone who has had a hemorroid knows it feels good to scratch.. but you dont start digging in there.. do you?
you scratch a bit, and then blap some of that cream/ointment up in there to put an end to it.
a vagina is a truly wonderful body organ. sure the flesh is an organ too.. but the vagina is self lubing and is the proper softness to not irritate the fuck out of your peen. unless it's infected with something like VD or Herpes and stuff.
keep your dicks out of the cesspool known as a butthole. it's icky. bad bad bad people do this.
Stop!
yeah totse you tell em mate, keep their own germs. i don't want their staphylococcus aureus coz their staphylococcus aureus is different to my staphylococcus aureus. so let them keep theirs and i'll keep mine, ok? good.
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2019-06-24 at 3:26 PM UTC in Best conspiracy theories
Originally posted by toz To secretly move weapons onto them without Russian Sats picking it up.
there were other reasons as well. I think you have to push through Canada in some areas which the USA may have not wanted? I don't know what river goes from the east coast directly into the lake. also perhaps it was easier to transport an east coast vessel through this port .. and like the Panama Canal it required flood gates to lift the subs through high country.
they used to transport grain from chicago and detroit by boat straight to new york.
anyway, that would be a tunnel 2000 miles long at least. any idea what it would take to build such a thing? the channel tunnel took ten years and that was with british digging one end and french digging from the other to meet in the middle. and that's only 20 miles, what you're talking about there is like a hundred channel tunnels end to end.
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2019-06-24 at 1:55 PM UTC in 11 Year old molested and gets VD ..
Originally posted by toz "Gave her Chlamydia"
from what I understand That Shit hurttttts for months. it's not like The Clap where you get a shot and it's gone in 3-4 days. that shit is like getting kicked in the balls (or that gooch spot between a mans balls and budhole) over and over for like several months.
you kill the bacteria but it bruises the shit out of your nuts and gootch region (or is a fucking refereed pain from the balls)
and for women, she might have a baby with down syndrome due to the scaring tissue cause a tear in the water bag or the baby rolling around and getting caught up in the cord.
na man, chlamydia is the one most people don't even realize they got and is easily cleared up with a few tablets. they do reckon it can cause cervical cancer if left untreated for a few years tho.
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2019-06-24 at 1:50 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Editionthe coat i got right now has a detachable inner fleece and even in winter was too warm.
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2019-06-24 at 1:27 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Sophie Would you prefer to look like a bum? I know you're in the drug cutting business and all that, but in polite society there's a certain expectation put on people, to at least dress somewhat respectably. Especially if you are engaged in business related activities. I'm not saying it's good or bad, it is what it is.
let me tell you this, no billionaires wear 600 dollar jackets.
only people trying to pose as fake billionaires wear 600 dollar jackets.
fact is less than 100 bucks will get you a perfectly good looking and practical to wear jacket.
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2019-06-24 at 12:02 PM UTC in A paradox I came up with that isn't a paradox at all probablyi just took a dump in an alley instead of paying 50p to use the public bathroom, did i just make 50p?
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2019-06-24 at 11:15 AM UTC in the plot thickens...Bill Krozby always admits shit like raping then denies having said so later. just look thru his post history to see this.
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2019-06-24 at 11:02 AM UTC in interesting article about talking to strangersits bbc tho so prolly all lies
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2019-06-24 at 11 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Sophie I can think of a few reasons actually. And none of them have anything to do with looking like a boss, if i wanted to look like a boss i'd wear a suit and tie 24/7.
the only real reason for spending 600 bucks on a coat is to be seen by others as having spent 600 bucks on a coat.
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2019-06-24 at 9:54 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-06-24 at 9:51 AM UTC in just found out keith diedpeople seem to think everything better now coz its more technology, buy not much we have now is really that new, its just more advancements made on the same shit we had 30 years ago. when completely new shit comes out that nobody ever saw before, that's when its really exciting.
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2019-06-24 at 9:43 AM UTC in the plot thickens...
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2019-06-24 at 9:39 AM UTC in just found out keith died
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2019-06-24 at 9:38 AM UTC in Why are there so many damn "gay" people these days?
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Pretty sure the human asshole has evolved to be a sexual organ. It's due to the fact that sex is used as a bonding thing in humans. Most animals only fuck when they are fertile, but humans fuck regularly, with concealed ovulation - rare in the animal kingdom. Humans have been fucking each other in the ass across the world throughout all recorded history.
Weird thing about the prostate is that all prostates will be cancerous eventually. The prostate is literally a cancer factory. Same principle as the breasts, it has to do with all those rapidly multiplying cells.
Maybe it also has to do with the prostate swimming in shit all day. I dunno.
or all those chemicals going thru that were never meant to be food.
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2019-06-24 at 9:36 AM UTC in Why are there so many damn "gay" people these days?more gays the better afaic, just as long as they keep it to themselves. there'd be a lot less pussy to go round if all the fags turned straight, so really i don't have that much of a problem with it.
of course it is still fun to wind them up tho, they can be so touchy about it, lol.
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2019-06-24 at 9:29 AM UTC in just found out keith diedi saw them live 3 times in 91 when they first started. they really livened up a party back then when charly kicked off.
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2019-06-24 at 9:24 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
