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Posts by BeigeWarlock

  1. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by EllariaSand You are a true humanitarian

    I'm into cop porn. Show us you in a naughty teddy getting happy with a banana or Moonman
  2. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel It's also a good hook for remixes.

    "Hey, do you know where to get some?"

    "HAUEHUEHUEHAUEHUEHAUEHUE!!!"

    "THAT PHONE WILL COME OUT YO HAND"

    lol
  3. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    fucking LOL

    Bill Krozby you should write material and go take a improv comedy class. you just have that comic aspect about you

    Austin has some great theater groups and music. combine them
  4. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Nobody stole my phone i was just really fucking drunk. The holidays give me a wild hair up my ass.

    After leaving my gfs place the morning after thxgiving i was so hungover i started to drink more. Went and stole sishi and a bottle of the most expensive wine from the grocery store then went to Jack n the crack.

    The manager was yelling nigger this nigger that and talking about buying heroin w those fat hos so i just thought it would be funny to film and just went with it.

    I know its like playing w fire but it just seemed like the thing to do at the time.

    She swatted at my phone and hand which is assault so i figured id reciprocate. What you don't see on the cam but you can hear him. A big black dude that works there jumped over the counter and some how got on top of me.

    But anyways i know i have a goofy laff but in my wasted state of self indulgence i was trying to ham it up for comedic purposes.

    Im highly into theatrix

    Dude relax. Your laugh came up again on tinychat as well when you were in channel.. but you were a bit buzzed. It's unique. Star Quality for voiceover. If I ever hear someone else with it..I will always think Bill Krozby is in the house
  5. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby The cops came to my place and watched the video on my phone but they didnt give a shit.

    did they kind of laugh or did they tell you to stop
  6. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Isn't it pronounced Yawny? Like John.. cause it's Russian Slavic or Hebrew to say it Yawnny
  7. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the pat-man probably a mockingbird they are the niggers of the sky

    They're is a hole in the hull of your boat. start bailing cause you're gonna get a big frown-upon by your C/O when you come back to shore patrol.
  8. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist

    if a fucking cat can do it, what's your excuse?



    .

    LOL I saw this, early this morning.. thought of this thread - had to come back with this

  9. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Take my free personality test.

    Oh so you're only a cultural jedi then. Not a religious jedi. Kind of like those Faux Joos in Hollywood
  10. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by new old tainted love … soft cell






    I joined nis so I could be corrupted, corrupted by people such as yourself…I don't care enough to not accept everyone as they are

    Why don't you go over to WTF.com or DigitalGangster and not care for them. Your kind is unwanted but wanted at the same time here. so it washes itself out
  11. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Bill Krozby, for real. I've been hammered and did some similar shit around 19. I want the second half of this.. where the cops talked to you? didn't they steal your phone for a moment
  12. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby oh pashore you guys are the living end. I was shit faced after thanksgiving and was in a goofy mood. it just seemed like the thing to do at the time.

    Hey no worries man. Once I walked into Jack In the Box when I was hammered and shot 12 families and 2 pet dogs
  13. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Stay away from stoves and ovens.

    I'll lock myself in oven cleaning mode and make the first responders wonder how I did that.. because I can Suicided myself without the help of the cleaners
  14. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox There are some fuk’ed up drugs out there now-a-days. SMH!

    Fentinal or some shit?
  15. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I think she's just getting the party started

    It's about to get a lot more wild when the Kahlua is brought in

  16. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You look jedi in your avatar.

    That's George Kuchar.. he is a well known a·vant-garde (spell check) era film maker (along with his twin brother Mike) George died a few years ago from Prostate Cancer but he was a film teacher at San Francisco Art Institute. he made some cool films in the 60s and 70s. one was a softcore porno. He was Openly Gay and moved from New York Cities East village to San Francisco.

    I never met him, but everyone says he was an awesome guy. just all around funny and quirky.

    and yes.. jedi.
  17. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    corrupt pieces of shit. I'm going to return with the Gavel of God
  18. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by EllariaSand

    Squirrel…….I keep thinking hey I dint post that 😡

    Did someone really rig that sign up or is it Chopped?

    it's funny
  19. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I just want to say to the traitors in my life.. I'm not your kicking stone anylonger
  20. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Where does it say suicide is a sin
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