2024-05-06 at 10:23 PM UTC
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thots on single mothers?
Iron Ree
African Astronaut
[my flyspeck near-blind refund]
99% of men aren't manly enough to enter a relationship with a single mother. Fonaplats is the exception
If you think you are "raising another mans cum" or that every time you kiss your wife you are kissing every penis she ever sucked than you are probably just a closet homosexual with a cum/penis fetish that always watches the "money shot" in porn scenes
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Originally posted by Solstice
there's a rotting fetus in a grocery bag behind the KFC on Lakeshore avenue
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Originally posted by Warcry
papapapa im hungry
S I N I S T E R
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Carrying on the grand totse tradition of showing your penis to little girls on the internet.
EeeeeeEEEEEEEE EeeeEeeeeee!!!
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The entire site is the same exact subforum
It's a shitposting festival
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Originally posted by Grimace
I haven't been around since 2019, so forgive me if I am not up to par with the sociodynamics.
It seems to me, based purely on his thread titles alone, that Kingoffrogs is the only "real" totse-minded user left among us. He posts about getting fucked up on anything and everything. His nativity is intoxicating. Reminds me of the noobs on totse, looking for a way to get high for free.
Kingoffrogs, I don't know you, but I think you're probably a cool cat and I approve of your degeneracy.
Kingoffrogs seems like a stand up dude, I believe he told me we will smoke a blunt together one day and I'm holding him to that. You aight in my book homie.
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Folks I think yelling "I'M GONNA KILL YOU." at random people and objects might be 2024 new brad idea
when was the last time u had someone just get in your face and yell they're gonna kill you?
WHy aren't more people doing this?
People got all these YouTube pranks coming up online why not do the "I'm gonna kill you" prank on some people on the street
Discuss.
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Originally posted by Grimace
No. Screenshot of bank account balance. Just the balance. We don't need bank account numbers, you bumbling idiot.
Having a bank account balance is an indication of poor fiscal responsibility. The literal worst place to keep liquid assets is a bank
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RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Originally posted by Solstice
Red is one of the most paranoid people I have ever met. Some of the theories he would come up with were fucking batshit. He also basically thought the entire world was out go get him because he was a ginger.
Lol that discord was fucking aids and fona still thinks a security breach at some grocery store is how all 6 of his credit cards got maxed
R
Fucking this place is roflaids
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Originally posted by Solstice
Red is one of the most paranoid people I have ever met. Some of the theories he would come up with were fucking batshit. He also basically thought the entire world was out go get him because he was a ginger.
he was saying he got fired for sexual harassment because some mexican told him to suck his dick and he responded with WELL GET IT OUT THEN BIG BOY
I don't know if it's true or not but it's hilarious
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Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Originally posted by DontTellEm
lol. Nah dats ur wife, lonely -1
I can tell by the way that you post that you're a nigger. lol
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Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Originally posted by DontTellEm
Bring MMQ back or STFU nigga. No one cares about ur opinion. Frosted Flakes eating dummy. U wish u could be apart of this NETWORK.
Aren't you that alcoholic whore? lol
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Originally posted by Grimace
His nativity is intoxicating
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Rick Files,, well Ricky is now a tit grabber and now he is off to a behavior modification clinic and he is not allowed back at the really nice old folks home
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Not a fan, I like regular whiskey (when I did drink) and even honey whiskey. Fireball gives me horrible heartburn. It's weird though because I went through a phase of only drinking aftershock but it was much smoother and not a whiskey. To me fireball is a college kid or barfly woman kind of drink. If we're talking whiskey my preference is always bourbon, usually Woodford reserve or knob creek.
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Originally posted by DUSM Raylan Givens
To fire off up your asshole or…?
some guy went to the ER with a live artillery shell...or mortar round...or grenade...i dont remember which...lodged in his ass. he claimed he was trying to relieve constipation.
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Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
I cannot call it whiskey
It is cinnamon syrup and some whiskey mixed in or whatever and thinking about it has got me bout to GAG
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also don't say shots bro, it makes u seem like ur some fu fu ass faggot bartender whose gonna pull out the little stainless steel shot glass to do this right. Here in our family we use "parts" which is supposed to be a ratio but not really
1 part vodka
1 part tequila
4 parts OJ
4 pages lemonade
some lime if you got it
that's how you make a yella
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bro you're in Wisconsin, fuck new amsterdamn I only had to switch because they dind't have my favorite here
Get FLEISCHMAN's VODKA in the plastic jug (1.75) or the glass (1liter) it's red and white label it will cost like 13$ or 7$.
Go to the soda aisle of the store and get Jarritos Pineapple soda. Sold as "Pina" it's Yellow. Get 4 or 2 of the Liter bottles
YOu're gonna wanna do the ratio of 2 parts soda 1 part vodka in the biggest plastic cup u have. The big gulp plastic cups from the gas station work great!!!
Get 3 ice cubes in there too keep it classy, one time this bitch put actual pieces of pineapple in my drink, I loved it but u don't have to do that!!!!
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Fun fact in Miami aka Little Havana, it is universally called Diablito, which means little devil
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