Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2024-07-13 at 11:39 PM UTC in This Sunay's Confession
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   BOO you HAVE to watch it.
2. 2024-07-13 at 11:35 PM UTC in This Sunay's Confession
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   Originally posted by CandyRein
   
   I loved this movie so much when I was a kid 🥰
   
   Mannequin!

   
   Omg me too. I loved the 2nd one as well and rewatched it so many times.
3. 2024-07-13 at 11:32 PM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot
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   Perhaps they had no intention of killing Trump.
4. 2024-07-13 at 11:29 PM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot
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   It’s very fuck yeah America I’ll take a bullet for you.
5. 2024-07-13 at 11:26 PM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot
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   lol @ the you’re fired signs in background
   
   
6. 2024-07-13 at 11:02 PM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot
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7. 2024-07-13 at 7:09 PM UTC in Project 2025
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   Reminder: both Kafka and Obbe threatened to bite off my Willy if Project 25 got implemented.
8. 2024-07-13 at 6:29 PM UTC in Please suggest a user title for me.
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   Originally posted by Bradley No I am still very much an antisemite, anti Zionist, and anti jedi.

   
   Wow, according to your own politicians your whole country exists solely for the benefit of Israel.
   
   https://www.myflorida.com/myflorida/cabinet/agenda14/0819/Israel081914.pdf
   
   Wow Florida man, why are you so obsessed with Israel?
9. 2024-07-13 at 6:26 PM UTC in Please suggest a user title for me.
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   Originally posted by Bradley You're a bit obsessed mate.

   
   It's a Kafka day. We have them from time to time.
   
   You're doing the whole civ nat bit now, right mate? Where everything on the day is all about Israel and jedi power, right, and as soon as someone points that out you're all like "corr, you're a bit obsessed with Israel aren't you m8?"
10. 2024-07-13 at 6:22 PM UTC in Please suggest a user title for me.
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    Both my and Braderley's user titles need to be "bitch made by Kafka."
11. 2024-07-13 at 6:16 PM UTC in Kafka has rejected me
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    Originally posted by Dirtbag If you show up round here again I'll kill you.

    
    

    Originally posted by Dirtbag Where does it say I'm going to kill any of you?

    
    

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Would you come to the theme park with us? You might have fun on some of the roller coasters.

    
    

    Originally posted by Dirtbag You don't invite someone who's threatened to kill you to a theme park

    
    You guys, if I suddenly disappear, you know I got bitch made by Kafka and you have my permission to piss on my corpse.
12. 2024-07-13 at 6:05 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dirtbag

    You told me what the tatoo meant before but I forgot, what does it mean again?
13. 2024-07-13 at 6:03 PM UTC in Kafka has rejected me
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    My heart is broken, but my willy is happy. My willy doesn't have to worry about being bit/cut off anymore.
    
    How do you guys deal with the pain of heart ache?
14. 2024-07-13 at 6 PM UTC in Donald needs to take a hint
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dirtbag Just because cats don't love you doesn't mean they're evil.

    
    Have you ever seen a kitten that hasn't been acclimatised to humans?
    
    Of course you haven't.
15. 2024-07-13 at 5:56 PM UTC in Some guy offered to pick me up from my house and bring me to the theme park, what should I do?
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood THE BUTTPLUG oF DOOM is bigger
    

    
    Lesson is don't leave jedis in charge of you Christmas festivities.
    
    "Oy vey, it looks like a christmas tree to me goyim, lol. Now lets go murder some brown 4 year old children"
    
    Why are Christians so dumb they keep falling for that?
16. 2024-07-13 at 5:54 PM UTC in Donald needs to take a hint
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm pretty sure if a dog was hungry enough it would eat a dead person
    
    
    
    I am saying ANY animal would do the same thing even a rabbit
    
    

    
    What a miserable disgusting soiboi that cunt is.
17. 2024-07-13 at 5:51 PM UTC in Donald needs to take a hint
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm pretty sure if a dog was hungry enough it would eat a dead person

    
    Apparently they don't.
18. 2024-07-13 at 5:50 PM UTC in Some guy offered to pick me up from my house and bring me to the theme park, what should I do?
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    I don't want Xeno-estrogens in my body, just natural products. Come and save me, please!
19. 2024-07-13 at 5:49 PM UTC in Some guy offered to pick me up from my house and bring me to the theme park, what should I do?
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    The Cingo-lator is big black and massive, but it's made of plastic! What happens if the chemicals in the plastic makes me turn gay you guys? We all know how permeable those anal membranes are.
20. 2024-07-13 at 5:47 PM UTC in Some guy offered to pick me up from my house and bring me to the theme park, what should I do?
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    I'm now bent over the bed and my anus is lubed and has my biggest dildo (the Conglo-lator) in it. I'm all stretched out totse, what do I do now?