Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-11-22 at 1:18 PM UTC in Users you want to stab
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Number13 I'd say bling probably drinks cheap cider in the lidl parking lot while wearing his stylish track suit covered in the puss from his burns caused by huffing exhaust fumes, that's what I think of when I think of bling.

   
   Huh ok, apart from huffing exhaust fumes I used to do that.
   
   Except it was an Aldi parking lot, not Lidl
2. 2016-11-22 at 1:18 PM UTC in I haven't gotten as angry over women since coming out.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   They're your problem now, straightfags!
3. 2016-11-22 at 1:15 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice Hahaha, I’m reading the §m£ÂgØL impostor’s posts from the beginning and loling.

   
   Link
4. 2016-11-22 at 1:08 PM UTC in Planet x
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You rattling for the D again?
5. 2016-11-22 at 1:05 PM UTC in How should I cope with stress and still be productive?
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   Originally posted by RisiR I snapped.
   
   I'm in a similar situation. I could live very well off selling drugs and I really hate society but then I really also hate the game because it's a lot of work with the shittiest people, as well.
   
   I'm literally weighing standing up in the morning for the rest of my life against the possibility(ha) of a couple years locked up and both sucks.
   
   Legalize drugs! My Life Matters!

   
   Dude, it takes no talent to sell drugs. You're not special for having the ability to do it. Most people don't do it because of the reasons that you already stated. It's literally the easiest job there is to get though. You clearly just hate society because you are unable to do anything that takes any real ability or skill, and you think drug dealers are cool like your life is some hollywood bullshit. get real.
6. 2016-11-22 at 12:56 PM UTC in Planet x
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   *Caitlyn Jenner you transphobic pig.
7. 2016-11-22 at 12:48 PM UTC in Women's vaginas get tighter if they're being raped
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   you got it!
8. 2016-11-22 at 12:42 PM UTC in Congo Rocket
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   Why've you gona back to RisiR?
9. 2016-11-22 at 12:41 PM UTC in Women's vaginas get tighter if they're being raped
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   what is it, that it's inconvenient you can't fit your dick in when you're tryin' to rape?
10. 2016-11-22 at 12:27 PM UTC in Women's vaginas get tighter if they're being raped
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    do you really not get the joke
11. 2016-11-22 at 11:59 AM UTC in Markov process and martingales, whats the difference?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ How do you win?

    
    The only way to win is not to play
12. 2016-11-22 at 11:57 AM UTC in Women's vaginas get tighter if they're being raped
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the holy ghost

    
    Who gives a shit about global warming, the planet will obviously not last another generation
13. 2016-11-22 at 11:32 AM UTC in Women's vaginas get tighter if they're being raped
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    nothing's inconvenient about this planet getting fucked by global warming generations after I'm fuckin' dead, al gore's such a fag
14. 2016-11-22 at 11:20 AM UTC in Women's vaginas get tighter if they're being raped
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15. 2016-11-22 at 11:16 AM UTC in Women's vaginas get tighter if they're being raped
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    Isn't this common knowledge? How the fuck is that a rare truth?
16. 2016-11-22 at 10:40 AM UTC in Markov process and martingales, whats the difference?
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    I am making this thread because I was researching some things and came upon the Markov property and the Martingale. I was having trouble understanding the difference until I found this explanation.
    
    Lets play a game called Markovian ball. In this game a number of black balls and white balls are contained in a sack. To play you simply pick up a ball, record its color and put it back. Markovian ball is a Markov process because the process of picking a ball and returning it has no bearing on the next pick. In other words, none of the previous process changes the probability of the next outcome.
    
    Martingale ball on the other hand is just a slight variation. After a ball is picked and returned another ball of the same color is added to the sack. This addition will change the probability of the next outcome.
    
    Thus in Martingale Ball any knowledge of previous plays is of no use as the current state of play is the only determining factor in the next possible outcome. In Markovian ball there is no change in the probability of the outcome based on previous processes.
    
    Post last edited by thelittlestnigger at 2016-11-22T10:44:27.857810+00:00
17. 2016-11-22 at 8:43 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Medical MJ in Germany is a joke. You only get it once all other ways of treatment failed so you can spend your last couple of bucks getting high from them because unless other medication you have to pay the full price so enjoy your 100€ weed while dying from ALS.
18. 2016-11-22 at 8:38 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Don't push me.
19. 2016-11-22 at 8:34 AM UTC in Hey guys, what's your favorite truck?
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    I think I had that conversation with that exact dude you quoted.
    
    After explaining to him how the world works he came up with the masterpiece "Yes, well. Maybe." Cause of them balloons, yo. It fucked his whole shit up. "Uh,, but.. they.. and.. but what... Yes, well. Maybe."
    
    There must be a video on this.
20. 2016-11-22 at 8:28 AM UTC in ♠FRONT♥PAGE♦FLUSH♣
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    If I was the fat one (which I'm not so stop that) shit wouldn't fly. Not like that. I'd be in the middle in a tunica with the skinny bitches feeding me grapes.
    
    "Eww, but Lindsay, all the other girls like this picture better"
    "LLLLIIINNNDSAYY WANT!"
    "OK, uhh, someone get some grapes...."