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Posts by The Self Taught Man

  1. Originally posted by What_a_Kreep The stupid typo I just made in a private message.

    Kreepy knows the rules of grammar! Due to a few small errors here and there, I'd guess that this blonde peroxide has dropped my IQ a few points.

    Also, does anyone work at a job with emails? I re-read my important emails multiple times, even after sending them. It's like a compulsion.

    I do that with everything I write. The older I get I still fuck up sometimes tho. I've actually been mixing my theirs and theres a lot lately, I'm definitely losing it
  2. Originally posted by What_a_Kreep …about getting botox, but some of my friends say not to. I have a gf that gets it done and she loves it, she looks good too. She's this lil punk rock chick with hella tattoos in her early 40s.

    It's mad expensive though, I do like the fact that it's "temporary"

    I would never do fillers, my face is too oblong for that shit lol.

    You look fine as hell to me
  3. Originally posted by Crispy I had mcdonalds earlier so i feel fat and nasty

    You're a stick, one meal won't make a difference. Don't be sad
  4. Originally posted by Crispy Cuz hes my friend, anyone who’s my friend knows i love talking about age of consent laws

    I didn't actually know I just googled it now lmao
  5. Originally posted by Fluttershy Wow fox, you really seem up to date on international age of consent laws!!! What a thorough understanding you've displayed on the topic of human sex trafficking! That's not suspicious even a little bit!

    in Lodz bro these 15 year olds are so stupid bro they don't even know the age of consent
  6. Originally posted by Bradley ok what's her real name then foxweiner

    I'm not gonna dox her but apparently her family isn't even totally Irish!
  7. I would never say that.

    Because according to my research Japan recently updated the age of consent nationwide to 16 ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
  8. Originally posted by Fluttershy No, you definitely threatened to contact the FBI bro. Why else did they get involved? It’s just a coincidence that you have this high level security clearance but are completely ignored in all investigations surrounding crispy? That’d be a hell of a coincidence

    Yeah you're right they gave me immunity for all my terrible crimes in return for turning crisolis in for abusing bundy
  9. Originally posted by Bradley damnnnnn Foxweiner can u call me

    Dude I'm at work just text me. I know you're going blind or whatever and it's easier to talk than read but it's not convenient
  10. Originally posted by Bradley Don't make fun of Irmy

    That's not her real name
  11. Originally posted by Fluttershy I just wanted to make sure you were okay and that nothing bad happened to you or that little girl you’re really close too. I heard the FBI got involved?

    Yeah I'm going to prison thanks guys.
  12. Originally posted by Fluttershy Bro you literally threatened to call the fbi on fona because your 14 year old girl friend wouldn’t drop everything she was doing to answer the phone.

    That's not what happened, Fona is just paranoid because of his inappropriate relationship with her. He mentioned he was gonna smash his phone when the cops pulled him over and asked her "did you tell them about our conversations?"

    All I told him was it's in the cloud, smashing his phone wouldn't stop law enforcement from finding it.

    If he thought I was threatening him it's probably just a guilty conscience
  13. Originally posted by Fluttershy So it’s true?!?

    It's ok I killed it
  14. Originally posted by Fluttershy Did fox really loan that little girl $1000 for crack cocaine fuys?!?

    Long as I get my money back with 40%
  15. Originally posted by Bradley broooooooo

    if I knew kafka in real life

    her name

    would

    be

    Special K

    Her real name is way dumber than that
  16. Originally posted by Bradley foxweiner can u make sure u send that magnet before the 12th of December??? :)

    Also I gotta get u ur hat but idk how I'm gonna do that since u don't want me to know your name Alejandro Perez

    Alright but it's going to your address in the ghetto unless you wanna dm me your halfway house again, I lost it
  17. Originally posted by 6835378gjjsjs The CIA had John Lennon assassinated for calling out the CIA and their involvement in an Indian transcendental meditation sex cult in one of his songs, interestingly.

    Then theres always Sathya Sai Baba, the Indian guru that was reportedly also a gay hermaphrodite pedophile. Given the amount of baby rapes in India, I can see why the chia pets are importing more people from India.

    Why would they kill someone for "calling out" an operation. They killed Kennedy, why is Oliver Stone not dead yet? You fucking schizo
  18. Originally posted by Bradley don't call her kiddo, Foxweiner, that makes it even worse

    You know what's worse than that is the explosive secret you told me when you were really fucked up! Maaaaaaaannnn it was shocking
  19. Originally posted by Crispy Can i borrow $1000?

    Sure just pay it back
  20. You'll cowards don' even smoke crack
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