Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2024-10-29 at 6:40 PM UTC in I am getting 3 fillings tomorrow 😳
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊)

   
   What's it cost in Irelastan?
2. 2024-10-29 at 6:39 PM UTC in Struggling to be kind in all areas of my life.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley Not anonymous

   
   You're right most of us, like me and you, use our government name that's written on our birth certificate
3. 2024-10-29 at 6:34 PM UTC in Struggling to be kind in all areas of my life.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fluttershy Have you tried crying about it on the internet?

   
   I think a better solution would be to opine about it on an anonymous message board
4. 2024-10-29 at 6:33 PM UTC in You guys are gonna miss me said the final message from a certain polish pedophile
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   He's been not here and already no one missed him
5. 2024-10-29 at 6:30 PM UTC in I am getting 3 fillings tomorrow 😳
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Don't you have insurance?
6. 2024-10-29 at 6:28 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by maddie

   
   It's too bad you don't have Spotify Jam™ anymore :(
7. 2024-10-29 at 6:27 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
8. 2024-10-29 at 5:46 PM UTC in Pictures of my penis
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   In Japan I played a bar game with Yōsuke using magnets. I looked it up and I can't find this shit anywhere, I think it's just a thing that one bar did.
9. 2024-10-29 at 5:29 PM UTC in Did Imstigator really get caught jacking off on the bus?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Instigator I walk chief.
   
   There is no way I get on a bus with a load of chocos*.

   
   *Disclaimer: Instigator is perfectly cordial to all minorities that he meets in real life.
10. 2024-10-29 at 5:28 PM UTC in Did Imstigator really get caught jacking off on the bus?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson All I'm saying is when I used to ride the bus to work back in Manchester UK and sitting at the back where the seats faced each other…if a young office chick in a short skirt sat opposite and gave me a show, my hand may or may not have brushed the front of my pants more than once.

    
    Wait a second, you'd jack off right in front of someone facing you? Are you Louis CK
11. 2024-10-29 at 5:26 PM UTC in Did Imstigator really get caught jacking off on the bus?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson All I'm saying is when I used to ride the bus to work back in Manchester UK and sitting at the back where the seats faced each other…if a young office chick in a short skirt sat opposite and gave me a show, my hand may or may not have brushed the front of my pants more than once.

    
    I did it in geometry class, it was a remedial class after I failed it the first time. Definitely locked eyes with another kid across the room, pretty sure he knew what I was doing. He looked away and I finished up. The teacher was this pretty hot little Asian bitty. Mrs. Chau or something I wanna say.
12. 2024-10-29 at 4:09 PM UTC in I just got out of a pychward
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Fox can I come visit u during winter break

    
    I don't have a lot of free time, and when I do I'm usually traveling. Don't you have other friends around here, what about DTE she's your home girl isn't she? Lives in Jax
13. 2024-10-29 at 4:07 PM UTC in Masturbating with a heavy pillow on my chest
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    My romantic partner, my paramour, ma chéri, mon cœur
14. 2024-10-29 at 4:05 PM UTC in Struggling to be kind in all areas of my life.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley When I see dirty homeless people all sad and malnourished and shit I don't think about sex

    
    The homeless people I know shower daily and eat probably too much
15. 2024-10-29 at 4:05 PM UTC in Masturbating with a heavy pillow on my chest
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Please don't think about me while you wank while holding your Bradleybedding tightly

    
    I usually think about having sex with my girlfriend
16. 2024-10-29 at 3:59 PM UTC in I want to carve a pumpkin.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Stop joking around
17. 2024-10-29 at 3:54 PM UTC in I just got out of a pychward
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Crispy Hey im crazy why does nobody love me? Ill cut names into me!!!

    
    Don't do that.
18. 2024-10-29 at 3:51 PM UTC in How to convert money to crypto?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Crispy Well you dont scam and if i scam you can come kill me. Give me your crypto

    
    I'm not gonna kill you yet. Did you like my drawing
19. 2024-10-29 at 3:18 PM UTC in I want to carve a pumpkin.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Crispy I wana meet a 30 year old man :(

    
    That guy in the vid is clearly in his fifties
20. 2024-10-29 at 3:16 PM UTC in How to convert money to crypto?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You talk a lot