Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-07-12 at 5:27 AM UTC in people who go to lengths to look "nice" with an average look
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   greenplastic what do you think of gym shorts?
2. 2015-07-12 at 5:24 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Back off, nigger, I got a good thing going keeping §m£ÂgØL hopelessly addicted to catshit sanwiches and fermented catpiss soaked rags.

   
   This bitch gave me my own cat when I went to stay down there and now I go into withdrawals if she doesn't mail me a rag. My parents won't let me keep a cat. That's what I needed the donations for, if anybody has any money or cat piss they can send me I'd really appreciate it. I haven't slept in 4 days because the mail is running late.
   
   Pro tip: Cat piss, not even once.
3. 2015-07-11 at 9:14 PM UTC in Got 78 messages
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   I'm up to 90 now
4. 2015-07-11 at 9:13 PM UTC in Gender in user profile
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   Thank you for ignoring this suggestion
   
   Post last edited by Kolokol-1 at 2017-04-23T12:13:10.013964+00:00
5. 2015-07-11 at 7:46 PM UTC in Web developers whom piss me off, cause they''re noob fucks.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   

   Why? I'm actually curious, I have limited PHP experience but I've never gotten a useful warn/error that wasn't better handled by a utility function that would throw an exception.

   
   Because throw new exception doesn't work for deprecated functions, which is happening more often since the new version of PHP is close to release
   
   
   
   

   A bit of a tangent, but do you write PHP in a professional capacity? I was thinking you were, but this:
   seems odd because, at least in my neck of the tech woods, "production" generally means the deployment environment/what customers get rather than the phase where you're writing/debugging.

   
   I meant development, just an error in wording.
   
   
   
   and regarding the orms. I don't use 3rd party frameworks, so I can't comment on them, I built my own to use.
6. 2015-07-11 at 5:32 PM UTC in The "crazy eyes"
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   so, did anything happen yet with the crazy eyed lady you met in treatment, or whatever the story is?

   Nah
   
   I'm having second thoughts
   
   she doesn't seem to be ready to quit using drugs
   
   I've been clean since I got out except for two days that I was drinking
   
   but you got the story right
7. 2015-07-11 at 3:23 PM UTC in people who go to lengths to look "nice" with an average look
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   you're one to talk greenplastic I've seen your ugly ass you could atleast dress better rather than wearin cheech and chong pajamas you bum.
   
   (you're not ugly you just look like eddy munster lol)

   
   
   lol, eddy munster, ive never gotten that one before. ive heard i look like that guy from mad magazine, alfred whatever his name is. but that was when i had shorter hair and so my ears stuck out more.
   
   and cheech and chong pajamas, haha, usually im wearing my old military undershirts when im in tc because when im in there that usually means i finished everything else and am therefore baked as fuck. but yea i wear plain t shirts like 90% of the time so i dont dress fancy or anything
8. 2015-07-11 at 3:11 PM UTC in Got 78 messages
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   shit is worse than facebook, at least there the only notifications I get are from hot bitches.
9. 2015-07-11 at 3:10 PM UTC in Anyone make their own non cannabinoid smoking blends?
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   yes it's made from heroin and you chase it on foil its a great mix.
10. 2015-07-11 at 2:37 PM UTC in Fuck,, I love bagels
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    jedis loves lox on their bagels, go watch the OC lol
11. 2015-07-11 at 2:36 PM UTC in Solak K&D Pentesting Distro.
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    x86? So it's basically only a 32bit operating system and doesn't utilize the benefits of x64?
12. 2015-07-11 at 2:33 PM UTC in Are You Americans Getting Chip And Pin?
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    nope
13. 2015-07-11 at 2:29 PM UTC in Web developers whom piss me off, cause they''re noob fucks.
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    I never said either nor assumed either of those things but my point that error reporting in php is fundamentally broken stands. It should be turned off, and if you really give a fuck you can wrap raw arrays or something.

    
    You just said:
    
    

    Yee. I didn't actually know that it produces warns because I leave them off

    
    Hence my reply lol And php warnings should never, ever be turned off during development, only during live mode should it be turned off, and then you won't need it anyway with exceptions and shit, but during productions, it's needed, or be prepared to have deprecated warnings. I know a noob who still uses the MYSQL_ functions instead of PDO. fuck them.
14. 2015-07-11 at 5 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I am now taking donations.
15. 2015-07-11 at 3:56 AM UTC in people who go to lengths to look "nice" with an average look
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    like a year daily, before that a lot of on and off, probably 3 years on or so. why?
16. 2015-07-11 at 2:35 AM UTC in Gender in user profile
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    Lanny, totse smileys when?
17. 2015-07-11 at 2:19 AM UTC in The "crazy eyes"
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    I like the kind of crazy eyes that pierce into your soul
    
    the kind that make you think, "damn, I don't know if she wants to stab me or fuck me"
    
    I'm going to get killed by some crazy woman someday
18. 2015-07-11 at 2:10 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    arthur treacher, If you want to stop the layers from seperating, you could probably use a solvent in which all layers are soluble. The layers are separating due to difference in polarity (unless its some mix of solids and shit). Choose a correct solvent based on what is in your solution. Depending on what you choose, you may need to use a lot of it, so pick one with a low boiling point for later ease of removal.
    
    Alternatively you could probably do a liquid extraction, and just get all the goodies into one layer of some solvent.
    
    What is in solution?
19. 2015-07-11 at 2:09 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    R.I.P Zoklet
    
    
20. 2015-07-11 at 2:01 AM UTC in people who go to lengths to look "nice" with an average look
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    greenplastic, How long have you been abusing marijuana?