Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-06-27 at 8:58 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   One of the greatest joys in life is having experiences people call bullshit on, my god does it make me laugh. I could do nothing short of post a porn video before you guys would believe me. Maybe we will.
2. 2015-06-27 at 8:55 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Well, it did happen. Her husband rammed me from behind as I fucked her, at times our rhythm was like a hillbilly pendulum. It was hard deciding on what I wanted more, to push back against his cock or to plunge into her depths. Decisions, decisions. Anal sex really hurts at first without generating lubrication and massaging. She once fingered my asshole while sucking me off, with gloves on. I don't blame her on the gloves, my asshole is nasty.
3. 2015-06-27 at 8:08 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I bet §m£ÂgØL is going hitching to get gay married to hydro's husband

   Oh the stories I have. Would you believe me if I said he fucked me in the ass or would you think I was trolling?
4. 2015-06-27 at 6:52 AM UTC in Do you think Sploo's parents considered abortion?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   He needs to move away from his parents and do his own thing.
5. 2015-06-27 at 6:48 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I bet §m£ÂgØL is going hitching to get gay married to hydro's husband
6. 2015-06-27 at 6:46 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   This thread needs piss balloons

   Im collecting all the piss jugs around the park
7. 2015-06-27 at 4:58 AM UTC in What's your favorite 40 oz?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   bitches don't know shit about my Big Bear.
   
   
   
   real compton blood space niggas drink OE.
   
8. 2015-06-27 at 4:54 AM UTC in anybody have a fake facebook account i can use?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I could have made one to message a girl to do molly with and probably eat her ass out and snort lines off her tits tonight but I'm literally too lazy to go through with the effort of registering a facebook account.
9. 2015-06-27 at 4:50 AM UTC in Tree Thread
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Those are crappy trees, especially if they are black walnuts - fucking garbage all over the yard. If I had one, I'd cut that messy fucker down.

   
   It's definitely an English walnut tree. I don't mind the crap on the lawn. At the same time every year my lawn is just plums and walnuts and everyone in the neighborhood knocks on my door and asks to take a bunch home, people even bring ladders over.
   
   
   
   

   OP you should try making candied walnuts while they're still young/unripe. My favorite sweet Armenian delicacy.
   
   

   
   I can do that with those green pods in growth on the tree?. I'll do some research. I just wait for the green spiky things to fall on the ground and open them all up and roast all the walnuts on top of a wood stove. They are good with ice cream.
10. 2015-06-27 at 4:06 AM UTC in What are you reading?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm currently reading "On the road" by Jack Kerouac. I've been taking my time with it, reading in 30 page intervals. It's good, but I feel I really need a taste for travel and adventure before I read it or I don't really appreciate the attitude of the book. Wish I read it before I went hitchhiking.
11. 2015-06-27 at 3:59 AM UTC in Do you think Sploo's parents considered abortion?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I've actually considered getting sploo aborted myself. It's a lot of paperwork though.
12. 2015-06-27 at 3:56 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Crises averted!
13. 2015-06-27 at 2:48 AM UTC in I literally found a crack dealer
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    Hook me up with his number so I crank call him LEL.
    
    Also no supplements or syncans will affect the high, you can smoke a chunk a chunk the size of your pinky nail and you'll be fucking toooooooooted high as fucking hell for like a half hour then it's gone and you have more and it's like FUCK IT go again. Crack + Meth would be fun but they both smoke at different temps I think.
14. 2015-06-27 at 2:46 AM UTC in is homosexuality a sin?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No but it's pretty gay.
15. 2015-06-27 at 2:23 AM UTC in Whats with all the fireworks tonight
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    are they celebrating that gay marriage shit ?
16. 2015-06-27 at 1:23 AM UTC in Tree Thread
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    I go outside, I have trees!
    
    Not exactly a cool tree but the vultures in it are cool!
    
    
    
    Mexicoooo
    
    
    Mexicooooooooooo
    
17. 2015-06-26 at 11 PM UTC in Posts that quote me don't get updated to New Posts
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I've noticed that there is a function to sort the topics but "by latest update" doesn't work.
18. 2015-06-26 at 10:58 PM UTC in I can't change my avatar
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No, I can't do that with my browser believe it or not. I will try it with my phone later.
19. 2015-06-26 at 10:52 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Where are you going? You seem bored and completely lost in life. Like, when you finally decide to start on the path to independence and adulthood, will it be too late?

    
    Anywhere. To see my child probably at some point. I'm not thinking of leaving because I want to go hitchhiking again, I assure you.
20. 2015-06-26 at 10:51 PM UTC in Posts that quote me don't get updated to New Posts
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    They stay down the line for whatever reason.