Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-07-02 at 12:29 PM UTC in What's your favorite 40 oz?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   you know it blood, two of these bitches taped to my hands on a rooftop where it's attttt. Not really though, I'll do malt liquor if it's my only option but I'd rather even straight 80+ proof given the choice.

   This.
   
   also how do you like a post
2. 2015-07-02 at 12:17 PM UTC in Rocklin is on suicide watch
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Someone post a copy of the TTFN
   
   I was in the looney bin when it happened
3. 2015-07-02 at 12:13 PM UTC in So HB has no rules?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol, I didn't think you'd actually change it
4. 2015-07-02 at 12:12 PM UTC in How to make money
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Buy, buy, buy, buy
   yeah I'm sure you'll turn a profit buying all this shit in relative non-bulk and making it by hand, people are gonna really want your shit over Tropicana. I've always thought of doing this with all types of foods because I can get all of the ingredients for free and rent a huge space to live and work on it in and another one to sell it in a blossoming area where people appreciate a local business and then I will become popular and have money

   
   
   
   tropicana is shit, you faggot. it's made from concerntrate and lots of sugar and taste like ass.
5. 2015-07-02 at 12:11 PM UTC in Can't add empty lines in my posts
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   It's your proxy or provider reformatting the text before relay.

   Is there a way to fix that?
6. 2015-07-02 at 11:57 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   No, you seem more like the lame old man/middle aged sports bar kind of guy.
   
   You don't have to be into the punk scene to have punk friends. Just do shit with them, they're probably the kind of people you like. Think about it, shameless degeneracy, nihilism and hedonism, individualism, non-conformity, and openness, rampant open drug use, living fast dying young, crime. It's perfect for you. Get a younger punk girlfriend to make you feel young and alive again.
   
   Ever listened to Bad Brains? Listen to their first album, with the reggae parts deleted if you don't like it, and see if it grows on you, if you can feel the energy.

   
   Fuck those kind of people. And why are you so bent on me getting a girlfriend? Nothing but problems.
7. 2015-07-02 at 11:37 AM UTC in Notifications
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   it gives me notifications of posts i havent even posted in fuck this site
8. 2015-07-02 at 11:36 AM UTC in You're all faggots.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Everyone needs a good lawn service.

   
   
   well I did shave her front lawn before I ate her cunt.
9. 2015-07-02 at 7:02 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Malice, you've got a pretty skewed idea of how the world works.
10. 2015-07-02 at 4:51 AM UTC in Ok so, I got this sad fucking bird
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What kind of bird is it? You're probably not going to be able to bond with it at all, birds are like that. Maybe you could get him some toys or new foods. if he has a cage or is clipped you could possibly take him out for a walk or just let him sit outside or something.
11. 2015-07-02 at 4:34 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Do I seem like a punk scene type of person to you?

    
    You look more like a hipster imo.
12. 2015-07-02 at 4:25 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Find some fucked up IRL friends. Maybe try a punk venue.

    Do I seem like a punk scene type of person to you?
13. 2015-07-02 at 3:44 AM UTC in Deez guys stare at each other all day
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO §m£ÂgØL'S STRAIGHT HAIR? WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE FUCKING FRODO.

    
    I left it in the microwave too long bro, puffed up like a marshmallow.
14. 2015-07-02 at 3 AM UTC in So HB has no rules?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    In the forum description, it says "adheres to totse-wide rules"
    
    but since totse is dead, and dead sites have no rules, does that mean there are no rules here?
15. 2015-07-02 at 2:51 AM UTC in I probably made a 14 year old girl sob and I feel bad
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Then what the fuck am I wasting my time for? SMH fucking bitch.

    
    this. sploo is nothing but a cock tease.
16. 2015-07-02 at 2:45 AM UTC in where could I pitch a tent ?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Under a bridge
    
    
17. 2015-07-02 at 2:39 AM UTC in End of the Line?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    that's something a loser would say , hmmm go figure. theres just not enough people on this site, im leaving, good luck guys

    Please be fake or joking. Please. This can't be a serious post.
18. 2015-07-02 at 2:34 AM UTC in Can't add empty lines in my posts
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I guess I'll just use br tags for now
    
    but that's really annoying
    
    can you guys please try to fix this?
19. 2015-07-02 at 2:32 AM UTC in Lanny why are you faking the online users like a faggot
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Edit : double posting like a hardcore faggot
20. 2015-07-02 at 2:30 AM UTC in Lanny why are you faking the online users like a faggot
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I wouldn't doubt that
    
    My imagination comes up with some scary things