Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-07-09 at 5:30 PM UTC in If semen got you high...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   once I came in this girls butt while tripping on shrooms and she got so high she said it felt like she was on MDMA and she'd never done a tryptamine before.
2. 2015-07-09 at 5:17 PM UTC in If semen got you high...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Imagine how good at giving head most girls would be. And they'd all swallow too.
3. 2015-07-09 at 3:44 PM UTC in Add a chatbawx Lan.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   You quoted it, so if he wants to remove it later, he can't.

   
   
   he can delete my post
4. 2015-07-09 at 2:48 PM UTC in “The uniformed member then walked away without responding.”
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   If the semen isn't his you must acquit.

   
   
   im pretty sure its still illegal to throw semen on someone even if it isnt yours
5. 2015-07-09 at 2:32 PM UTC in Add a chatbawx Lan.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Lol, this thread sure escalated quickly. I was sorta avoiding it because I saw so many replies and thought it meant I needed to implement a chatbox. Anyway, soph be a trill nigga, spec/unknown yall need to chill. I admit, I didn't have a particularly high opinion of the guy back on zoklet but he's been chill since. I can't speak to his social network IRL but I consider him a friend. He was part of the camp that perma'd me back on zoklet so if I can give a nigga another chance you two can too.
   
   As to a modship, trill as a nigga may be, I don't intend to mod anyone for reasons I've gone into before. I mean to stick to that, if it crashes and burns then fine but the level of strife we've all gotten out of forum politics has been retarded and it almost unanimously comes from an admin either being too aggressive or a mod being a straight cunt. No mods solves at least half the problem and me being a lazy shit bodes well for the other.
   
   
   
   Yee blood, Ryan Jenkins, that's my name. We talked via PM but by way of public announcement I'll repeat it here. It would be a bit embarrassing for people IRL to read everything I've posted here and on previous sites (most of which can be tracked down with a little effort) but it's inevitable. If you have my PI I'd prefer you keep it to yourself but you won't blackmail me with it and if you want to post it on the forums I won't stop you.

   
   
   
   assuming I was going to blackmail you. As I said I'd ask politely, and I've never given anyone your full name, nigger. You just done that yourself.
6. 2015-07-09 at 9:45 AM UTC in "Buzzed driving is drunk driving"
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
7. 2015-07-09 at 9:43 AM UTC in "Buzzed driving is drunk driving"
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ...even though we made "super drunk" driving law which is a heavier punishment if your driving shitfaced instead of only buzzed...
8. 2015-07-09 at 5:36 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I fucking hate HPPD so much. idk if its intr-ocular pressure, migraine, glaucoma, stress or brain damage AAAAAAH

   My toilet has been alive and breathing for 2 years now, I've gotten used to it mostly
9. 2015-07-09 at 4:17 AM UTC in Todays trianglism teaching - the great divide
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   bye norman
10. 2015-07-09 at 2:34 AM UTC in Where in the world is fuckhead
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Write something...
11. 2015-07-09 at 1:54 AM UTC in Web developers whom piss me off, cause they''re noob fucks.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Yee. I didn't actually know that it produces warns because I leave them off (because injecting an error message into the markup is top-tier dumb, like most things in php. In fact PHP's whole "shit stdout into a socket" approach is highly questionable vestigial behaviour from CGI but if you know that's the case there's no excuse for polluting your output stream (which you know is a wire away from a parser) with error messages (which don't actually get logged anywhere by default)). If you care if a key is set or not then fine, check it, but it's silly to check if a key is set and if it's not give the thing you were assigning it to the same value it would have gotten from the direct access. It's like doing this in python:
    
    

    try:
    foo = bar['baz']
    except KeyError:
    raise KeyError('No key "baz" in foo")
    

    
    
    Please don't ever PHP.
12. 2015-07-09 at 12:36 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yes, that optical illusion works on me, I used to have one of those little dragon cut-outs.
13. 2015-07-08 at 9:27 PM UTC in Hey Lanny
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You're alive!!

    
    
    
14. 2015-07-08 at 8:16 PM UTC in WTF
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFjGhNWHCkI
15. 2015-07-08 at 7:10 PM UTC in Any wantreprenuers here?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I quit my job but now I have no capital to start a business with, but when I was working full time I never had free time to start a business.
16. 2015-07-08 at 7:01 PM UTC in Fucking kill yourself, New Zealand.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lulz
    
    new Zealand is strange
17. 2015-07-08 at 6:37 PM UTC in attn: kolokol
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    who was kolol on redfern?
18. 2015-07-08 at 5:23 PM UTC in milkshake with them crushed up oreos
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    my intention was just to get people making rhymes about sticking their dicks in random objects because its funny
    
    bong water with the floating resin
    take a hit stick my dick in kim kardashian

    
    My bad. I only read the title. :P
19. 2015-07-08 at 5:22 PM UTC in Give me ideas for a program to build
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Single user issue tracking software. Tickets are a great way to manage/remember what you need to do on a project and I'd like to try that at home instead of a bunch of shitty todo lists that I always spill food on. But most software is designed for a team, I think you could do some interesting aggregate stats if you knew one person was responsible for every ticket in the system. Recurring tickets (for things like bills or shopping or whatever) and a public no-registration way to submit tickets (like if a friend wants to remind me to return a book or whatever) would be cool. Oh, and a hook so I could set up an email and when someone is sends me an email like "yo, lanny, I need you do to X" I can forward it to that email address and the system will automatically turn it into a ticket for me. There are a bunch of interesting things you could do with extraction of semantic info from emails.
    
    I've been meaning to do this project for a while but I've never sat down to do it.

    
    That's a neat idea.
20. 2015-07-08 at 5:20 PM UTC in The new mcdonalds commercial is lame as fuck
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I was thinking this myself
    
    every American over the age of 3 knows what mcdonalds is
    
    on a side note if you're the real iam is there any particular reason I have to use break tags to put empty lines whenever I'm posting on this site?

    
    Interesting, I think it's because Vbulletin remove any extra white spaces. For example:
    
    
    

    Hello What's up
    I know me too.

    
    would represent:
    

    Hello&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;What's&nbsp;up</br>I&nbsp;know&nbsp;me&nbsp;too.<br/><br/>

    
    
    But because it strips the white space, the two extra </br> wouldn't be included and you'd have to override it with the break tags. Either that, or the quick editor is broken and it'd only work in the advanced editor.
    
    Edit: do you mean when you want to post on two lines,
    
    like so? Or rather add empty space to the end of your posts?