Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-10-01 at 1:24 AM UTC in Kenneth Pinyan/Mr. Hands
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   How did the horses dick fit in his ass?
2. 2015-10-01 at 1:23 AM UTC in New Private Forum
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   Are there other people? I didn't realize.

   FUCK yeah man, there's three of me.
3. 2015-10-01 at 1:18 AM UTC in Text This Number
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   It's a good, dry time of year for molotov's….they work well against unarmored vehicles. Wear gloves and a hoodie, and wipe the bottles thoroughly for errant prints. Do not carry your phone or your keys on your person. Give your phone to a friend who lives across town to possibly create an alibi. Don't be seen on camera canvassing the neighborhood or filling up gas cans. Maybe ride a bike through the area every evening for 'exercise', or walk a dog or something and during these times, wear a hat and keep the brim low, and figure out a pre-planned escape route, and then one evening when it feels right, hit their cars with a few cocktails. once they catch on fire, jump on a bike you had stashed nearby, and ride through alleys and backyards if you can, to a meeting place where you can dump the bike and have a friend pick you up, or disappear into the night somehow.
   
   If fucking up their rides isn't enough, then maybe start on some smaller structures like garages and sheds. You don't want to kill anyone, you just want to make it economically painful for them to continue to antagonize you.

   
   
4. 2015-10-01 at 12:20 AM UTC in New Private Forum
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   I'm just trying to make easy on Lanny you self centered fuck. :p
5. 2015-09-30 at 9:05 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Saw this and thought of sploo. Start around 1:20:
   
   http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2e4_1442874161
   
   Fucking retards didn't even turn him on his side so he wouldn't asphyxiate on his vomit.
   
   "hey what's that shit like to be like that? … I wonder what he's going through."

   
   What type of faggot seizures from one hit of syncans.
6. 2015-09-30 at 8:37 PM UTC in We have a subforum dedicated to plants
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   expected a bunch of gardeners and forest rangers to sign up here
   
   how 2 grow teh weeds?
   ​how 2 grow teh weeds?
   ​how 2 grow teh weeds?
   
   take that shit outta Better Living Through Chemistry, it's going in the plants subforum
   
   Oh No....
7. 2015-09-30 at 8:32 PM UTC in Do you ever watch porn casually?
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   I always watch porn in full seriousness
8. 2015-09-30 at 8:30 PM UTC in Bill Krozby
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   You are dumb

   
   Expected at least 5 thanks when I reoopened the thread
9. 2015-09-30 at 8:02 PM UTC in This video is me and made me cry
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10. 2015-09-30 at 6:53 PM UTC in Bill Krozby
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    awww how bad could a guy with a cat be?
    
    http://imgur.com/Ion62Ad

    
    Single men with cats are LITERALLY the worst strata of human person there is.
11. 2015-09-30 at 6:48 PM UTC in In about 2 weeks
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    Then it's either the switch or the motor. Take off the interior door panel under use a jump wire to bypass the switch. If the window moves it's the switch. If not it's the motor.

    
    Pretty much this. One of my shitty drug dealer friends had a car where the window didnt roll down. It was electric and he got it fixed within a couple hours. Be thankful its mostly just wiring you gotta fuck with.
12. 2015-09-30 at 6:14 PM UTC in IN MEMORY OF META
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    nope.jpg
    
    your history rewrites are as bad as spectrals
13. 2015-09-30 at 5:52 PM UTC in Do you ever watch porn casually?
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    i used to cum really fast and then i did that a lot and stuff and now it takes me fuckin forever. it actually kinda sucks now because i cant just have sex without being really turned on or else i wont cum and ill have to concentrate really hard to
14. 2015-09-30 at 5:50 PM UTC in Bill Krozby
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    Careful, you're going to make mmQ horny.
15. 2015-09-30 at 5:50 PM UTC in In about 2 weeks
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    What's wrong? Didn't you ever learn to ride.

    
    yep, i sure did
16. 2015-09-30 at 5:48 PM UTC in In about 2 weeks
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    motorcycles dont make you cool

    What's wrong? Didn't you ever learn to ride.
17. 2015-09-30 at 5:44 PM UTC in In about 2 weeks
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    motorcycles dont make you cool
18. 2015-09-30 at 5:40 PM UTC in Do you ever watch porn casually?
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    sometimes i try to but then i end up jerkin it after a few minutes anyways.
19. 2015-09-30 at 5:37 PM UTC in Bill Krozby
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    Bill Krozby is a total scumbag
    
    not that i judge him for it
20. 2015-09-30 at 5:18 PM UTC in Darkie
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    That rule doesn't count if the person is just spamming garbage in every thread and not actually bringing anything to the table, like you never do.

    How do you know what rule if you have me on ignore skippy?