2017-03-10 at 6:33 AM UTC
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Anyone Italian?
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
Fuck off you smelly meatball, we're full
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
Life is too short and messy to worry too much. Bear in mind this is coming from a guy with more anxiety related illness than anyone I've ever met, and with a Beni dependency, so take it with a grain of salt
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
Jump into mirrors
Travel space and time
???
Profit
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
Man, they're just playing outside, are you already that crotchety and old that some harmless kids playing outside is enough to merit online complaints about those uppity negroes?
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
First time smoking weed was a shitshow. In middle school me and a buddy were going to smoke and meet some girls after we all snuck out.
I had to leave my window open to sneak out. Met with my buddy at a local park, smoked a bowl and set out to the midpoint of our houses, a cemetery, because edgy.
The shortest route there was along a busy street after curfew. Super nervous first time high so we ended up metal-gearing our way down the street, hiding at the first sign of people. As soon as we got there we got a message from the two girls saying they'd been caught by their dad on their way over.
At this point it had started raining and we wanted to get home quick, and the long process of stealthing down the street was NOT going to happen again. Opted to cut through trailer parks, after a smoke, all along the way to our houses. Apparently some shit was going down and there were police lights and cops handling stuff.
Got lost in the trailer parks we took as a shortcut back home, and the storm ended up being one of the very worst is ever seen. After close to two hours in this storm, exhausted, scared,and coming down from my first smoke, not to mention soaked to the bone and cold, we finally found our neighborhood, where we dried off at a friend's place for a bit. When I finally climbed in my ground level window I found that it was not only soaked, but a wild animal and my cat had taken shelter in my room. My cat tore it apart and i spent all morning til school scrubbing blood and parts out of my room.
Such a shitty start to my noble career as a stoner
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
Talk less, think more. Stand up straight. Don't ramble. Get a code and stick to it. Back up anything you say. Idle threats are wasted breath. Be comfortable in your own skin, and confident in yourself. Asking how to be more intimidating online is a step in the wrong direction.
You could also try a leather jacket and cigarettes
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
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The richer they are, the more likely they're lying, assuming you're in a different income bracket. That being said, if you look for it you will find it
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
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Not worth it, bruh. This is coming g from someone just now recovering from suicidal behavior and one serious attempt. It's usually painful, and it can always be done later. Things can always be better and worse. You could always give it a shot when you're homeless or truly have lost. Idk bro, theres a lot of weed left to smoke yet
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
I work all night long. I'm out almost exclusively when the sun is down. The folks out wandering around these hours are usually homeless or just thinking. Or smoking/drinking. Try it sometime, friend. It's peaceful.
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
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Yup. Boss kept fucking with me for over a year. Place was a lawsuit waiting to happen. At one point for a fun joke he decided to call all the employees together to fake fire me in front of everyone. Going so far as to make me get all my shit together, in front of everyone. Once I'd done that, he was just like syche, man we aren't firing you, its just a prank bro
quit instantly. Fuck that.
Also during a part time job I held in high school, where people were fired and quit super regularly with almost no warning. Showed up like 2 minutes late and my psychotic boss was telling me I'd be fired for it, maybe, we'd figure that out later. When I asked if I was being fired or not, or if I would even being paid, she simply said she wasn't sure she'd figure that out later but if I'd be so kind as to help her cook and deliver these muffins that'd be neat. No it wouldn't have any bearing on whether or not I was fired.
Fucking cook your own muffins, bitch. Under minimum wage was not worth it. Don't go out and tell someone they might be fired and not getting paid for the work you want them to do for minor infractions, and then expect them to still work.
2017-03-01 at 10:24 AM UTC
in
Ever think about how
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
I'm not sure if it's a hate of men nescessarily, but for mechanical stimulation you may have a point, it could work. Although a 14 inch demolished works well too. Trust me.
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
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Yes, I fully expect a full blown conflict between the Americans and themselves. More than just trash cans on fire, on all sides
