i've never had a job before, except for that one time where i was doing some trial work at that grocery store they said they'd contact me whether they'd accept me or not either way but in the end no one called, those fucking niggers.
2017-01-12 at 5:20 PM UTC
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3 Favorite Porn Genres
i masturbate to gore and myg0t videos
2017-01-11 at 2:49 PM UTC
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worst date ever
it means you should remove all smegma from your penis before engaging in any sort of oral intercourse. the joke being that she is into cheese and smegma is commonly known as dick cheese
thank you
2017-01-11 at 2:44 PM UTC
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worst date ever
i'd be scared about my dick. knowing that she is into cheese you might wanna give it a good wash beforehand
2017-01-11 at 2:33 PM UTC
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worst date ever
if you're into fat girls that is
2017-01-11 at 2:24 PM UTC
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worst date ever
ha, that's nothing. a friend of my cousin picked up a bitch on lovoo or tinder or some shit and she looked pretty enough on the pictures. when he met her in person she was taking up little over the half of a bench and looked like ass. so he felt the need to at least hang out with her a little instead of getting the fuck out of there and they got talking. turns out she did time because she stabbed some dudes leg, neglected her pet hamster and as a result it died, she reeked of cheddar cheese and was at the time working at a morgue because she "liked corpses".
needless to say he never met her again.
it's funny because i'm interested in the exact same things - chemistry, CSEE and languages - except i'm learning jap and also corean. i'm thinking about getting into CS first because i'm broke and i need some cash to set up a proper lab for electronics. also, i have no room for a chemistry lab
