2017-01-11 at 2:24 PM UTC
ha, that's nothing. a friend of my cousin picked up a bitch on lovoo or tinder or some shit and she looked pretty enough on the pictures. when he met her in person she was taking up little over the half of a bench and looked like ass. so he felt the need to at least hang out with her a little instead of getting the fuck out of there and they got talking. turns out she did time because she stabbed some dudes leg, neglected her pet hamster and as a result it died, she reeked of cheddar cheese and was at the time working at a morgue because she "liked corpses".
needless to say he never met her again.
2017-01-11 at 2:32 PM UTC
Likes corpses? ✓
Looks pretty enough? ✓
Is into cheese? ✓
Not afraid to stab a nigger? ✓
The hampster neglect is but a small blemish on this otherwise impressive resume.
2017-01-11 at 2:33 PM UTC
if you're into fat girls that is
2017-01-11 at 2:44 PM UTC
i'd be scared about my dick. knowing that she is into cheese you might wanna give it a good wash beforehand
2017-01-11 at 2:46 PM UTC
What the hell does that mean?
2017-01-11 at 2:49 PM UTC
it means you should remove all smegma from your penis before engaging in any sort of oral intercourse. the joke being that she is into cheese and smegma is commonly known as dick cheese
thank you
2017-01-11 at 2:51 PM UTC
Is it any good melted on bread?
2017-01-11 at 2:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by mso8
the joke being that she is into cheese and smegma is commonly known as dick cheese
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2017-01-11 at 5:15 PM UTC
Worst date ever- Eva Braun suicide
