Snoopy tried to join ISIS but they have one of those "You have to be this tall to ride" things and he just couldn't tiptoe enough to make it. Now he's trying to come back as a refugee.
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2016-11-24 at 12:38 PM UTC
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Switching to 100% Soylent diet
Friend tried it for a week, living off nothing but Soylent. At first it was aight. Not great, but aight. But when you live with a family and they're sitting there eating steak and french fries while you're sipping ersatz-food.. She hated and gave in. Said it made her poop weird, too.
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
your cat looks like my derpadew, except maybe darker
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Originally posted by RisiR
How do I quote the quote of a quote?
Don't
nest
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for
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cancer
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Originally posted by Ajax
I could see how you would view life as pointless in nature.
Stop kidding yourself, it is literally pointless.
But the goals distract you from that, so good answer.
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Originally posted by RisiR
I could murder you in less than a minute. Don't ever talk up to me again.
Anyone could murder anyone in less than a minute.
Be an elephant, mannnn.
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Originally posted by aldra
aww, that's adorable ^_^
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
^where at tho, what store?
You can find them basically anywhere. I know for sure you can get them at CVS, usually near where they process photos and shit. I've bought them multiple times when I've forgotten mine at home and they're great for the price.
If you want to just drop a reasonable amount of money on GOOD earbuds, you can buy the Xiaomi Piston 2 buds for $30-40 online (Aliexpress and the like) and they're the best bang for buck, they punch at the same level as most $150 buds.
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2016-11-24 at 12:27 AM UTC
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Today I flipped my shit
Details? What set you off? Did you remember my posts and then destroy everything out of a sense of deep inadequacy and resentment, envy? That you work so hard and long to earn what you paid into your house, but it's always all for nothing, it never brings you any lasting satisfaction of happiness.
Post last edited by Malice at 2016-11-24T00:29:16.838150+00:00
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2016-11-23 at 11:59 PM UTC
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Today I flipped my shit
I'll fit you 3 new doors for 10k. They'll clean themselves and be the best damn doors you've ever seen in your life.
Furniture is negotiable depending on what furniture it is
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2016-11-23 at 11:51 PM UTC
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Today I flipped my shit
Shit went south real quick today. I destroyed, not most. but way too much of my furniture and 3 doors.
Broke my right hand punching walls and my arms kinda look like Zek's legs from it.
All windows are intact I assure you.
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Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Originally posted by reject
It'd be kinda cool if the CIA does browse and post here. It'd be nice to know we're important enough for government resources
Egregious misappropriation of government resources should not be equated with importance.
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I'd call you a CIA shill after all that except for the fact that they have far higher standards of shilling than that.
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2016-11-23 at 8:28 AM UTC
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Being a people helper
Yo, she definitely got double dipped in that shnoz. Fuck, her head is 80% nose and the rest is a wig I want to punch.
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I don't understand how anybody can enjoy that shit
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Originally posted by aldra
yeah but that makes it like $1700 per window. it doesn't get cold enough for those double/triple pane vacuum plates does it? even then $1700 seems insane. unless you're actually punching holes in the walls and not just replacing glass I guess
Wut? Double pane is the standard throughout Holland, it generally gets colder in Germany.
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German people are obsessed with having better windows than their neighbors. It all started in WW2 on "the night of broken windows" when all the jedis had their expensive windows smashed and it became the highest insult in Germany. You will never see a cracked or unkempt window in the entire country.
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I found an article that actually said there were multiple complaints about him this year and he previously in a seperate incident had swerved his bus into oncomming traffic sidswiping a kia or some shit.
Also his name is fucking Johnthony. What did they fucking expect?
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Listening to KMDFM songs on loop now and I can feel the raw edge running through my veins.
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Originally posted by RisiR
Just listen to the difference between a real window and the third world trash you got. They also fucking clean themselves.
Yoa Ming Hall of Fame introduction in this bitch. My windows are first ballot. Yours are in the D-League.
Would you like me to make an audio collage of all the things I bought with the $50k I didn't spend on windows?
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