2016-10-11 at 4:35 AM UTC
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Fucking Gypsies
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
kidnap a white child and pretend it's yours then call the cops and tip them off when the gypsies steal it
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
do you guys not remember nerd fangs' paedo baiting videos? he'd talk like a girl, then invite dudes to watch him on webcam, which was conveniently pointed at his crotch with his weiner tucked in
a few seconds later, out it pops and I'm pretty sure he got up and started singing YMCA once
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I always thought I was just extremely negative, but I read somewhere that it is an actual phobia, to be unable to commit to long-term goals or plans for the constant feeling of impending catastrophe that would put an end to them
though I can't remember the name of the disorder and haven't been able to find it anywhere so maybe I was just hallucinating
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
this is about the worst set of candidates imaginable.
trump's an insane narcissist with extremely incoherent (if hilarious) policy ideas
hillary's a psychopath, a war criminal and a compulsive liar
stein's an anti-vaxxer who's pledged to 'have the US running solely on 'green energy' within 5 years' and outright refused nuclear
johnson's the 'libertarian' candidate but supports the TPP/TTIP and apparently has no idea of what the US is doing outside it's borders
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
django is for faggots
you are a faggot
'we decided to refuse to use standard database terminology because master/slave is racist'
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
try to think of something a little more original
most people who run those little stands don't do terribly well
2016-10-07 at 3:26 AM UTC
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"Fuck it" - Buddha
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
buddha was a deadbeat dad, kept getting a job then quitting or just not turning up anymore a week later
got into an argument with his girlfriend/kids' mother and forced her arm onto a gas stove
went to jail because he had apparently been doing similar stuff pretty often
got out of jail
moved in with some girl he met on facebook, claimed he was getting his life back together
a month later that girl messages me on facebook, 'hey how well do you know *buddha*? he was living with me then just fucking disappeared with like $3k worth of my photography equipment; now I'm totally fucked and can't work'
'lol no, has a significant record in san bernardino though so shouldn't be too hard to track down, gl/hf'
the end
2016-10-05 at 2:37 AM UTC
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Jesus is Back and Black
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
well he's supposed to be a sort of father to us and nobody's seen him for over 2000 years, so I guess it makes sense
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
like at the bottom of the ocean
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Sounds like me in Poland:"“I was deranged,” says Half-Life writer Marc Laidlaw of his decision to publish the plot of Episode 3 as fanfiction. “I was living on an island, totally cut off from my friends and creative community of the last couple decades, I was completely out of touch and had nobody to talk me out of it. It just seemed like a fun thing to do… until I did it.”"
2016-10-04 at 5:11 AM UTC
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sexual safe spaces
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
tell her you're a sexual safecracker
wait what does that even have to do with 'sexual safe spaces'
2016-10-04 at 4:40 AM UTC
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Renting out a whizzinator
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
yeah hiring someone else's fake dick is pretty gay
2016-10-04 at 2:04 AM UTC
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Setting up a hidden service.
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
also, set up an anonet node. there's a lot more you can do with it
