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2022-01-03 at 8:49 PM UTC in Nogs be niggin (in AldiI love stealing from stores to the point I'm like ok am I gonna really argue about 2$ while these crab legs are defrosting against my meaty ice cube testicals.
No I'm not. that would be retarded.
Steal more and hassle people less bro. He's at work getting food for his kids and you're bitching about chili sauce not being 75% off. NIGGER doesn't care if you steal so embrace his culture. You think he'll write a statement about you? Can't even write. -
2022-01-03 at 6:02 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-03 at 4:53 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-03 at 1:25 PM UTC in You call an Uber very drunk, you hope the Uber driver doesn't realize you're underageThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-03 at 2:11 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentJust left the Mexican restaurant.. now playing Operation and smoking a bowl ..💗The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-03 at 2:09 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
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2022-01-03 at 12:28 AM UTC in Alcohol is the shit
Originally posted by mmQ I'm gonna open up a chain of lemonade stands but instead of lemonade I'll sell airplane shots and I'll sell them all 5 cents cheaper than the big guys and I'll have them conveniently placed around high schools and sporting events and weddings.
Offer delta 8 and krattom too, fuck it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-02 at 11:37 PM UTC in NFT Crypto GeneralThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-02 at 8:52 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionI'm the youngest person I know who listens to talk radio and this old lady called in and said she's been sending random people cards with Christian sayings and one of them she sent was "God is good but never dance in a small boat" and after she said that there was literally at least 5 full seconds of silence before the host said "....well that's good advice" it's the longest pause I've ever heard on the radio that wasn't experiencing technical difficulties and I wonder what the host was doingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-02 at 7:43 PM UTC in I will kill you mother fuckerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-02 at 7:36 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-02 at 7:04 PM UTC in I will kill you mother fuckerShut the fuck upThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-02 at 6:30 PM UTC in The Drew Carey ShowWalker told me I have AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-02 at 6:06 PM UTC in Operation: Fic this hole so I don't feel like a dick.put a sock in itThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-02 at 3:01 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionit will smell like a turtle swamp in your apartment, you will be known as the guy with stds that's dying
a very high likelihood will befall u interms of urinary track infections, kidney disease, nd a bunch of other horrible maladies, peoople breed snakes & dogs & cats because of the high money in it and the fact th ere is extremely few zooological diseases associated with these animals
i am a PROFESSIONAL animal breeder and have bred ball pythons, redtail boas, kenyan sand snakes, tropical fish for the aquarium industry, and killifish, u dumb niggers, don't know the half of it, i've also bred finches and parakeets, can't forget the chubby tailed leopard gecko or my dubai roach, cricket, nightcrawler, red wiggler, & mice breeding operations
i have never turn turtles cuz theres no money in them, THEY FUCKING STINK, and if you wait till spring you just go by the creeks and when u find 1 big one, do 1 of 2 things, BRICK EM like i do and miss the shell if u want money, throw directly at it from a large distance (I like the distance from the bridge to the creek) and in my state if it's bigger than a paper plate it's legal so i brin ga paper plate and drop it next to them to double check if people are there before i BRICK EM YOU DON'T EVEN NEED A HUNTING LICENSE JUST A FISHING LICENSE IF THEY'RE WITHIN 100 FEET OF WATER
and if you don't wanna brick the mom/dad, follow them!~!~!~!~ after no less than 10 hours they will lead u to their den which is typically 4-5 feet out the water, find their eggs/babies, STEAL ALL OF THEMS SWIFTLY, the eggs can go on an incubator you can buy for chickens pretty cheaply, remember to keep yours with a piece of wet papertowel, if you do it anypoint before mid summer you'll get small tea cup or smller size turtles and make sure they're not snapping turtles lol, and sell them bitches on the side of the road for 5$ each like children do by me,
what u won't become successful is breeding them in some 50gallon tanks or kiddy pools or whatever your ass wants to fap to in your dreams -
2022-01-02 at 12:43 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionI love u wrenThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-02 at 11:12 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentITS WHITE OWL CIGARILLOS MMQThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-02 at 11:10 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2022-01-02 at 10:24 AM UTC in How long should sex even last?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-02 at 1:35 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by mmQ If you had to compare birds to humans what race would you choose for each bird type! Who are the Caucasians of the bird world ?
White = Bald Eagle
American Indian = Red-Tailed Hawk
Chinese = Penguin
Japanese = Sparrow
Koreans = Seagull
Pakis/Indians = Pidgeon (AKA Sky Rats)
Africans = Emu
Polish = Albatross
If there are any others you would like me to cover just list them below.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
