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2016-11-25 at 5:36 PM UTCI'm glad you're from Germany rizey. I've always liked the language even though I suck at it. (I did take it for 2 years in high school.) I have actually been to Germany but only at the airport. I said guten tag to someone and felt very proud of myself. There seems to be a lot of german incest porn or fake incest or whatever. Do you know what that's all about?
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2016-11-25 at 5:44 PM UTCWhy haven't you replied it's been like 8 minutes?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
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2016-11-25 at 5:47 PM UTCReally? I try to avoid German porn no matter the content for some reason. Like, seriously.
I really don't know. Y'know, those pornsites profile you like Youtube and give you content that's supposed to match your interests. Maybe you have watched a German incest video too much and now they think that's your thing and give you that. Ad confirmation bias to it and there you go.
That or you just want to fuck your nazi mother and are PROJECTING. -
2016-11-25 at 5:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Why haven't you replied it's been like 8 minutes?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
I literally have to type with the thumb of a broken hand. I'm so so sorry. -
2016-11-25 at 5:52 PM UTCI remember when I was in a german lesson when I was 12 or so we had to stand up and talk about ourselves in German. Now I knew fuck all, didn't pay attention in class, stood up and was like "errmmmm", my mate next to me whispered "ich heisse, ich heisse", so I was like "ich heisse England, ich wohne reject" and my mate cracked up laughing so hard which made me crack up and my teacher got really angry and sent me to the assistant principal
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2016-11-25 at 5:54 PM UTCI forgive you.
Profiling me or not I'm just saying the taboo shit always seems to be German. Like if I wanted to watch some American incest I'd have no choice but to sift through a bunch of German incest videos first. You guys also seem to be big on elderly people fucking barely legal teenagers. Again, personal interests aside, it's just an observation of mine and I was curious if you had any personal insight as to why that seems to be. Did you talk to your peers a lot growing up about these types of fetishes and fantasies? Is it normal to fuck your siblings there?
Have you ever seen the Berlin wall?
Do you eat a lot of knoephla soup? I fucking love that shit. -
2016-11-25 at 5:56 PM UTCRisiR, what's your favorite german word?
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2016-11-25 at 6 PM UTC
Originally posted by antinatalism RisiR, what's your favorite german word?
Nein.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-25 at 6:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I forgive you.
Profiling me or not I'm just saying the taboo shit always seems to be German. Like if I wanted to watch some American incest I'd have no choice but to sift through a bunch of German incest videos first. You guys also seem to be big on elderly people fucking barely legal teenagers. Again, personal interests aside, it's just an observation of mine and I was curious if you had any personal insight as to why that seems to be. Did you talk to your peers a lot growing up about these types of fetishes and fantasies? Is it normal to fuck your siblings there?
Have you ever seen the Berlin wall?
Do you eat a lot of knoephla soup? I fucking love that shit.
After extensive study of the German language and people I've found a deeply coveted secret: it's the desire and, if accomplished, lifetime achievement of every german who ever lived to fuck their sister in the rubble of the berlin wall, and ejaculate knoephla all over her and cry out a triumphant "mein gott!".
The only sad part is that this was a central desire in the minds of germans even before the Berlin wall was built, which is also the true motive behind its construction.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-25 at 6:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I forgive you.
Profiling me or not I'm just saying the taboo shit always seems to be German. Like if I wanted to watch some American incest I'd have no choice but to sift through a bunch of German incest videos first. You guys also seem to be big on elderly people fucking barely legal teenagers. Again, personal interests aside, it's just an observation of mine and I was curious if you had any personal insight as to why that seems to be. Did you talk to your peers a lot growing up about these types of fetishes and fantasies? Is it normal to fuck your siblings there?
Have you ever seen the Berlin wall?
Do you eat a lot of knoephla soup? I fucking love that shit.
So, first of all. I have never even heard of a soup recipe with Knöppfla but telling my mom that an American asked me about it will make her day. That's some really local food. That's fucking blowing my mind right now.
About the taboo things, I have no idea. Incest is prohibited by law and an insult of the highest magnitude. I think that shitporn cliche was made up to dehumanize us during the war.
People here vote for everyone as long as thei are against pedophiles. The more you have that in your campaigning the better.
Uhhh, BDSM is pretty wide spread here and our chicks dig anal for the most part.
I really don't think we have an identity porn wise or with Media in general because everything is Americanized. German porn is trash isn't it? Have you seen our movies? Shit. Pure shit.
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2016-11-25 at 6:12 PM UTCAnd no, I've never been to Berlin.
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2016-11-25 at 6:13 PM UTCGerman Goo Girls.
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2016-11-25 at 6:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR Nein.
pleb. the answer should be schadenfreudeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-25 at 6:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR So, first of all. I have never even heard of a soup recipe with Knöppfla but telling my mom that an American asked me about it will make her day. That's some really local food. That's fucking blowing my mind right now.
About the taboo things, I have no idea. Incest is prohibited by law and an insult of the highest magnitude. I think that shitporn cliche was made up to dehumanize us during the war.
People here vote for everyone as long as thei are against pedophiles. The more you have that in your campaigning the better.
Uhhh, BDSM is pretty wide spread here and our chicks dig anal for the most part.
I really don't think we have an identity porn wise or with Media in general because everything is Americanized. German porn is trash isn't it? Have you seen our movies? Shit. Pure shit.
Thank you. I guess I spelled the soup wrong. I don't even know what the word means without looking it up. Dumpling, I'm guessing? That's what the soup is here and it's sooooo good to taste it. We have this little eatery in town called Kroll's diner and that's like their trademark thing is making good... Knöppfla soup. Their 'mascot' or whatever is some old German lady. Another food item of theirs that comes to mind is fleischkuechle. I don't know what it is.
Why the fuck haven't you been to Berlin? It can't be that far from you. Go to Berlin today dude. Take a picture of the great Berlin TV tower.
Hmmm what else ?
Is it just standard to teach English there? Like you're required to learn the language growing up, or did you learn yourself?
I can't recall any German films I've seen, to be (Ann) frank about it. huehuehue I hate all foreign porn as I feel like I'm not as connected to it. When there's dialogue, I like to know what's going on.
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2016-11-25 at 7:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by antinatalism pleb. the answer should be schadenfreude
Actually it's Eichhörnchen. The German word for Squirrel. Apparently it's a joke that Germans can't pronounce squirrel (I can) so I'd like to hear some britfag say Eichhörnchen. -
2016-11-25 at 7:16 PM UTCMy city, Stuttgart, has the first TV ever invented.on planet earth. It's also where the car was invented and everything else that's worth a damn. Fuck Berlin straight to hell.
Knöpffla are a form of Spätzla, Swabian noodles.
We start learning English in kindergarten but I studied in English.
EDIT: TV TOWER. TOWER....
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2016-11-25 at 7:17 PM UTCyour prediction: is merkel gonna win her fourth term?
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2016-11-25 at 7:27 PM UTCThe word means Button but is heavy heavy dialect(?). It isn't German, it's Swabian. The "la" at the end of the word is like uhhh, making it cuter or y'know, uhhmmm, you guys ad a Y for that.
Dad -daddy
Fish - fishy (worst example ever)
Knopf = Button
Knöpfla = Swabian plural of many little buttons.
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2016-11-25 at 7:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by antinatalism your prediction: is merkel gonna win her fourth term?
Irrelevant but probably yes. -
2016-11-25 at 7:55 PM UTCSo I'm eating many button soup? That's adorable.
