After looking directly at mmQ's photograph without diverting my focus for a full three hours, I can say with confidence that I've glimpsed into his soul. Taking a brief walk through it I found parts to be utterly vacant and others hyperactive, and one chamber had been immolated, but I have no guess as to why. The floors were sullen, the walls were laughing, the ceiling looked like a Van Gough painted with amphetamines. I soon became disoriented and had to leave before I could witness his childhood. I'll make another attempt later, but I think my spiritual capital is spent.
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Originally posted by Boss_bebe74
Nice leopard glasses. Stylish girl.
OP, objectively there is nothing ugly about you. You are not elephant man or anything. You look like a normal male in the upper 50% of attractiveness. Your face seems well androgenised, and you seem to be of normal height and musculature. In all three pictures you are making silly facial expressions, which reduce your attractiveness as a male slightly. Also you are slightly fat and your haircut is not terribly stylish. However you do not have any alopecia or obesity evident.
Also in your third pic dogger is so cute, what breed is he, and is the girl your sister, she has similar facial characteristics to you?
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Originally posted by mmQ
That's not very nice. Did they make a bizarre clucking sound when you did it or how did they respond?
Well, I was just curious to see their reaction. You know, kids. And yes they did, and started to run away like crazy chickens. No one died though. They were some badass chickens.
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Honestly, I've done a lot of fucked up things in my life, many illegal, but one thing has always stuck with me in particular (not trolling)
8 years old. Vladivostok. My mother took me to visit an old lady (family friend), perhaps 80 years old whose husband had just died. She was all alone in this big empty house and I remember thinking about Final Fantasy VIII (I had already emigrated to England a year ago but we returned for a few weeks) and how hot Squall looked and I really wished I looked like him (plot twist: I look better and I'm a 9/10)
The house had an office filled with books, hundreds and hundreds of them, and I remember the old lady saying something about not knowing what to do with all her husband's stuff because their son and daughter would have no use for them
Back then I had this weird habit of building up saliva in my mouth and then spitting it all out. It was so satisfying - I always tried to beat my previous record and see if I could make myself salivate until my mouth was totally full and I looked like a hamster. Sometimes I envisioned my mouth being filled with so much saliva it would pop and everything would burst out like a water balloon
I sneaked into the old lady's dead husband who fought in WW2's office and was looking through these old books, building up saliva in my mouth as I went. As I was flicking through The Master and the Margarita by Bulgakov the urge to spit was unbearable and I spat out what must have been about 100ml of spit right into the middle of the book and quickly shut it, the spit dripping out the sides of the pages, and I shoved it back into the shelf between all the other books. I suddenly got scared as if the old man's ghost would appear next to me and I ran out to go be with my mum and the old lady. I couldn't even look at her. I was disgusted with myself and to this day I still feel incredibly guilty
That was the last time I had ever done the saliva thing and to this day I feel uncomfortable looking at the cover or simply reading the title of The Master and the Margarita
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It's not terrible because you're smiling and laughing, it's because your face is carrying more weight than in either of the others. If you were somewhere between 1 and 2 I think your appealing bone structure would be featured more prominently.
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Honestly, dude, you would look handsome if you weighed somewhere between picture 1 and picture 2 and never wore hats like that again. Also, the body language of the people on either side of you in picture 3 is crucial because it indicates you're a pretty attractive person overall. That's a terrible face, though, I don't think you were prepared for a photograph there.
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This crazy girl at my first job asked me out and I convinced her I was gay. She found out it was a lie later on and confronted me. I felt really bad about that.
Oh, and bringing schedule I controlled substances into my parents' house routinely throughout my adolescence. One of those things I should want to take back that I don't.
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my last job didn't exactly fire me, they decided they no longer needed a 'web developer' at the end of my probation period because they didn't know how to explain to clients that they may get debug messages from 'PJ Porndad' or 'Turd Furgeson'
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