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2018-06-21 at 2:26 PM UTC in MY FRIEND DON JUST GOT A SIEZE AND RESIST ORDER
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2018-06-21 at 12:54 PM UTC in what breed is this dog?pixelhundThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-21 at 6:36 AM UTC in ATTN: any woman on this website. I will DEBATE you.yeah you're right, I don't need the encouragementThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-21 at 2:13 AM UTC in I'm still alive and kickin' unfortunately... I'm now in the most ghetto nursing home in the world.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-20 at 6:05 PM UTC in we need a solicitation button for demanding thankswe should be able to spend thanks on temp-banning other users or changing their avatarsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-20 at 4:02 PM UTC in "Hey mom what are you doing?""Just got banned for spamming a gif in some shitty thread about the morals of eating meat that some faggot has posted on that nigga website I told you about"
"....mom, I'm hungry"
"Shut the fuck up, lol"
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2018-06-20 at 5:01 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meatThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-19 at 4:25 PM UTC in Unban Wellhungto be totally honest i don't even remember reporting being a fucking issue before fonafag and the dh guys turned up. i certainly don't recall anyone complaining about it. the only complaining we used to get was speckles complaining about lanny banning people, most of who were cunts anyway so nobody barr speckles even fucking cared.
our community has always been about agging each other, its what we do, its what we expect from each other. none of us ever report each other for doing it.
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2018-06-19 at 3:39 PM UTC in Unban WellhungI don’t know what’s worse. Crybaby pussies or people who won’t shutup about crybaby pussies.
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2018-06-19 at 12:51 PM UTC in Enter's Official E-Friend ApplicationWhat, you don’t like duck?
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2018-06-19 at 9:49 AM UTC in Everybody is such a boring fucking loser.
Originally posted by Enterita Every time I go to a fucking party or something, everyone's just sitting around drinking.
And EVERY TIME I try to get people to come with me to do something cool, like night ops or some shit, but no. NOBODY EVER WANTS TO DO ANYTHING COOL. THEY JUST WANNA SIT THERE IN A CIRCLE DRINKING FUCKING BEER AND TALKING ABOUT BULLSHIT.
Holy FUCK people are boring, just wasting their fucking lives doing nothing.
IS EVERYONE FUCKING BORING?!?!? WOULD YOU FUCKS AGREE WITH ME?!?!? IF YOU WERE AT A PARTY WITH ME, PLEASE FUCKING TELL ME YOU'D AGREE WITH MY SUGGESTION TO DO NIGHT OPS, LIKE A TRUE FUCKING TOTSEAN.
BUT NO. "DURRRR LETS JUST SIT HERE AND DRINK BEER DURRRRRRRRRR."
FUCKING FAGGOTS.
IM HAVIN A FUCKIN ANYEURISM
I'm the one that, after a shot or twenty, goes "this is lame as fuck, let's go get some meth," then hops on my bike and proceeds to drop it before I even start the engineThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-19 at 9:18 AM UTC in Unban WellhungI treat reporting as shitposting directly at lanny
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2018-06-19 at 9:09 AM UTC in How many vehicular accidents have you been involved in?2. Both motorcycle accidents.
First one, some jackass pulled in front of me and then slammed on the brakes to make a turn. I,still an inexperienced rider at the time, locked up my front brake trying to stop and went down. Minor cuts and bruises
Second, I was drunk as fuck and lost with my GPS sending me every which way and fog so bad I couldn't see a foot in front of me
Didn't see a curve and hit the other side of the road doing about 40, broke my collar bone and shoulder blade and lacerated my spleenThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-19 at 6:25 AM UTC in Post an emoji for the pay DH/NiS style
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2018-06-19 at 6:24 AM UTC in Post an emoji for the pay DH/NiS stylefuck it
chootie thread
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2018-06-19 at 5:28 AM UTC in Post an emoji for the pay DH/NiS styleThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-19 at 4:28 AM UTC in How many vehicular accidents have you been involved in?I hit the back of a jetta sliding down a hill with locked brakes and a pregnant girl in the backseat and the jetta started rolling almost causing a traffic jam.
I got out of jail one time and immediately started driving and my nerves were shot and I hit the back of a Sebring and drove off. Somehow they tracked me down and I talked my way kinda out of it but like 5 years later a guy served me papers saying their insurance company was suing mine for even insuring me or something. I dunno I went to jail shortly after.
When I was probably 7 me my dad and my brother were backing out of my dad's friends house and he was drunk and rolled the car into the ditch. I remember my brother wasn't wearing his seatbelt so he was sitting on the inside of the roof and laughing and my dad swinging at him for laughing
I have never been in a really bad crash but had a lot of lil parking lot things.
One time I was drunk and pulled over to take a piss and put my car in the ditch with it's ass in the air. I threw the drugs in my drunk in the woods and by a truck warehouse and my black buddy took off. I called a tow truck and said I needed a boost and the coolest tow truck driver ever showed up who luckily brought the big truck with a winch on it that dragged my car out good as new. He knew I was drunk and just talked about how he did stuff like that when he was younger. I think I tipped him $60
Another time I was in a friends car and someone ran up and smashed the back window with a baseball bat when we were clearly in the front and then he got maxed.
Every one of the cars involved in this was a black Chrysler PT cruiser with tints and fuzzy dice.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-18 at 11:05 PM UTC in is Enterita the NIS version of wellhung?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-18 at 10:39 PM UTC in How many vehicular accidents have you been involved in?a split second before the light turn green i like to lay on the horn and floor it. sometimes biches just sit there not goin and they get hit !The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-18 at 5:17 PM UTC in How many vehicular accidents have you been involved in?
Originally posted by Archer513 He didn’t tell me it was stolen till we were upside down in a culvert and the car was filling up with water.
Ahhhh culverts. I smashed a jeep I had just gotten as an upgrade in HS from my parents because my gf at the time gave me a fish in an aquarium for my bday, and I held it in my lap so that it wouldn't fall and break. Well, that distracted me on the gravel road she lived on, and I hopped over the ditch into the snow dusted field. That particular section didn't have a fence because God loves me. Somehow I drove home with a broken differential, fucked up tires, and a bunch of other broken stuff. We got it fixed...
Shortly after that, I went to throw a beer can into the ditch one night and I ended up smashing into a culvert and breaking the differential again. My friends pulled me out (everybody has big pickups and tow ropes where I live.) Pulling people out of ditches is pretty common and I've been on the recieving end a lot. So at least I didn't have to face my parents as a high schooler drinking and totalling a car that night, although they were awfully suspicious.
Oh yeah, I've hit two deer with my car, totalling it once, minor damage the other time, and had countless near-misses with deer.
I've only been in two teeny tiny fender benders invloving more than just myself, both from pulling up too quick at red lights. First one wasn't even enough to leave a dent or anything more than a scratch so I just drove off because I was Vic'd up and didn't care about a little scratch on an old car, me or hers.
Second one was harder, coming off of an 80mph interstate (I29) into a red light. It's a college town and the girl and I got out for a second and I didn't want to do anything, but she REALLY didn't want to do anything so she said like 2 words and drove off even though I was the one who hit her, enough to put a whole in my license plate and about $150 to get my hood to close completely. I was fine with not having that ding on my insurance though.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
