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Posts That Were Thanked by mmQ

  1. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    You're pathetic. Pure hate based on skin color is pure ignorance. Get help or drink a bottle of bleach
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  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I havent listened to it yet because I'm afraid it wil ruin the good memories I have of Maynard and the Tools. My favorite album is aenima (which is a concept album about california crashing into the ocean no matter what anyone says) and I used to be able to play every song on opiate on guitar. Lateralus was a beautiful album, I'm kinda savoring this album though and I appreciate the links but I'm not ready to listen to it rn
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  3. park police Tuskegee Airman
    Keenan went on to say that researchers had begun to look at the possibility that always-on social media and its associated devices were being abused the same way: “Now they’re finding that that whole process of likes and validating – or not validating; you’re getting depressed because nobody likes your post [is similar to a trained lab] rat that keeps hitting the cocaine button. It’s the same thing, It affects the same part of your brain … if you can’t go 10 minutes without looking at your phone, you are an addict. You have to understand that the actual chemical reaction in your body to the charge you get on that.”


    That's interesting and makes perfect sense. Zoklet and NIS started using a thanks feature, and it seemed to be detrimental to the community, with more ego stroking, less intellectual posts and discussions. It seems more like something from an AOL chatroom back in the day.... or "teenchat.com"

    The libtards/communists also had something to do with that, but I suspect it was all MKULTRA'd into being by the CIA or something to prevent people from becoming enlightened to what the government is actually doing. I mean, people like aldra at least try to be intellectual, but they're a watered down version of the people we had on totse.

    It really just looks like they wanted to dumb down the level of discussion with ego stroking and high school type bullshit.

    Anyway two songs I heard from the album are not bad. Haven't listened to any others yet.
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  4. G4LM African Astronaut
    Hemp was always legal. It was just growing it that was for some reason still illegal federally .

    Also it was already legal to grow in 41 states.
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  5. Technologist victim of incest
    He had a job at a car wash starting at 15. So he bought his own car.

    Jacob

    He was drinking to oblivion and trying just about every drug he could get his hands on. He was eating acid daily. Oh, and of course he was slutting around. I’m sure he did some illegal stuff. He was a pretty angry kid. I just let him go and made sure he knew he had a place to lay his head or get a hot meal. He had to find out on his own.
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  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    the only good thing I can say about g2ln is that he's probably nice to animals so it's nice you're bringing awareness to the plight of the gorirra.
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  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by aldra he just appreciates art you goddamn heathen

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  8. cigreting Dark Matter
    is that a dick on it?
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    oh no he wants to shoot in my chute I'll escape down this chute
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  10. G4LM African Astronaut
    Image is accurate and to scale

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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm quite sure Andre is already here.

    Agent Cicero you are a faggot, and your job is even more meaningless than mine.
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    then we get to call agent cicero a faggot again when he comes back here to brag
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country 33 fucking years old.

    But Disney years, so you have to adjust for the jeuuish tricks they've suffered.

    So 33*7 = 231 years, which seems about right.



    Those eyes.

    from an early reptilian training video, 'how not to wear your human suit'
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  14. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    I'm telling you, Esmeraldo "§m£ÂgØL" Rodriguez is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Red Bull™ and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said "they help contain my full power so I don't completely shit on these kids." And then he moonwalked out the door.
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  15. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Very TOOL-esque album so many songs has a longass intro the song itself is 12, 13, 14 minutes and it's all in mixed meter with lyrics that sound awesome in some parts and kinda silly (in a bad way) in others

    I haven't finished it yet, but it's not gonna be topping Lateralus that's for sure
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  16. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm gonna look at the empty bottle of liver pills you sent me 3 years ago and just reflect on that.

    Use the funds you would've spent on acquiring Tool & cop some more liver supps, a true tool for your body.
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  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Ok thanks. I'm a closed book so dont ask me anything.

    My first question is

    If you had seventeen pet turtles , 10 are male and 7 are female, what would you name them all?

    1. Carlos.
    2. Virginia.
    3. Kelly.
    4. Georgina.
    5. Jennifer.
    6. 🗿.
    7. Sir Archilbard, guardian of all pleasure both virtual and truth in its absolute essence.
    8. Fellacia.
    9. mmQ.
    10. Darren Jr.
    11. Carly.
    12. Totse.
    13-17 also Totse (I got lazy).
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  18. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Day 0 of sobriety. Caloric intake at an all time high. Doing 0 miles of any exercise ever except walking to work or the beer store. Will kill self tomorrow.

    MQ I'm about to make my nightly bike trek, I will channel you as I blast through the darkness w/ Tool cranking in my earpieces. So you shall exercise vicariously via me tonight comrad.
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  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Do literal street hookers still exist or is it all just ordering them from the internet now ? What's the going rate , like say , per hour ? 150 bucks?

    My ex roommate (and also the last chick I fucked), was an escort.

    I learned alot about that particular industry during that time...

    Street walkers are rare.

    Most use the Internet (first Craigslist, then Backpage, and finally Leolist).

    Going rate really depends on age and physical attractiveness.

    Gal I'm talking about was abnormally buxomy and abnormally tall.

    She also had a lot of charm which, as it turns out, is a major factor in the sex worker industry.

    A surprisingly high percentage of her patrons were merely looking for companion ship and the whole "girlfriend experience".

    Funny thing is, though... That's what I was looking for.

    But I won't admit that to any woman, let alone a... Lady of the evening.
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  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ "I went to the doctor. All he did was suck blood from my neck. Do not go see Dr. Acula."

    -mitch hedberg

    I used to love Mitch Hedberg.

    I still do, but I used to, too.
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