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  1. Originally posted by Bill Krozby right… if by college you mean running around punching people in the back of the head and running away like a coward

    but anyways you like rick moranis? I was all about him when i was a kid, still am. Ghost busters, the little shop of horrors, honey I shrunk the kid, the guys a genius.

    No mention of SpaceBalls.
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ Internet

    it's not a big truck
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  3. Ebola Cola Houston
    Boxxy is like 30 now and a mom or some shit. she was on youtube and looked like someone stretched her out longways (nothing sexual) but she kind of looks the same but different
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  4. Nile bump
    this thread has turned into a real tear jerker

    A father united with his long lost son.
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  5. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1 I won't even touch THIS thread.

    Oh right. Like all the guys who haven't touched ur daughter. Smh get out of here u worthless pussy
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  6. Turn two of them on then shut one off after a minute and go see which unlit bulb feels hot
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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra I'm wary of ape men for the same reason I'm wary of retards

    as a nurse I imagine you've experienced retard strength at least once

    I have a friend who is a group home worker for retards with retard strength. One day they were on an "outing" and the retard started fucking with real estate signs on a lawn then a realtor lady came out and got in his face yelling about him not doing that and the retard clubbed the fuck out of her which is a funny image in my head
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  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Anyone remember Spectral? No? Just another insignificant person in totse history no big deal
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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ He was a figure. I mean when I joined zoklet and read all the bad ideas and slowly branched into the other threads , snoopy was a figurehead. Like a few of you of here.

    This is just me talking now but I'll always remember this.

    I didnt even really know about forums. I just liked it. And I liked bling bling and I liked funaswego and UnstableMatter and just all of that. And the proots and all those other BI names . Mmmm. I kiss and kiss that community. The BI community.

    They like you too cat butt kiss kiss.

    BI was the gateway to zoklet, that's where most people found the site but the administration didn't do much to promote this besides security detachers and shit.

    I actually pocket texted someone earlier ",,zoklet M" and they definitely don't know what that is. FOOL. They think it was a random series of letter but boy did they miss out. I wish we could make something like it again without it being fake and gay. NIS is cool but it's directionless and just floating in space. The whole internet is shittier now.

    That motherboard article where dfg pretends to be daguru and Rizzo said "omg we went out like rockstars" because I said the collective online time for the site was 27 years and so we joined the "27 club" that article was when the internet died. Nah it died a little before. Probably when snoopy became mod. Mods on zoklet were cringey. M and A was super cringey. Could have been better but wasn't. Boo Hoo litwrally 7 years and 2 sentences ago. It's just sad how many people have died in the past year really, hopefully tokerface is one of them
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  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Proots made fun of him and he ragequit for a year. He was kind of a Slavic midget loser but I remember he had good taste in music. I corresponded with him by email briefly and he was kinda awkward, possibly because I'm insane and he was frightened. He definitely has lurked before and decided he can't show his face again( or has no need to).

    His idea of "trolling" was §m£ÂgØL tier and the void that zoklet/totse left in his life is probably filled by being a faggot on tumblr or some faggot shit. For all his faults one thing is for certain

    Your bubble yum ass would probably be dead if you lived his life
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  11. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Hentai master 2002 Pot and kettle

    cock and nose
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Solstice On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jeffrey Epstein how much do you like children?

    subway jared
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  13. Originally posted by mmQ Casey Anthony and company

    On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jeffrey Epstein how much do you like children?
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  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong


    POST PHYSIQUE BRO
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  15. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Oct let me get a cup of breast milk off you …

    Sure Futureman, grab a cup and I'll squeeze you some.
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  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I would very much like to kill a pedophile someday. I know this is God's work and not my own but I would selfishly enjoy the endeavor
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  17. Thats why they pay me to pig fuck
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    1. take the snake in the brown eye
    2. receive the sneed seed
    3. preform the secret handjobs
    4. unlock the coom drinking rituals
    5. get a lower mortgage rate
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  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I know her well. Internalizing without expounding unto the world is so difficult. It's gotten easier with age/compounded misery but really, for such an unhappy person I really could do some fucking damage.

    3 other topics for this thread that fit with the motif

    1. The pizza bomber case
    2. Don Blankenship
    3. Your mother before I gave her the Dickens of a lifetime. Great Sexpectations level banging

    Shut up I don't want to hear about it. Ask me if I'm still wearing the underwear I slept in. Ask me if I feel guilty and needing a big old release.

    What do you fink star search?
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  20. Originally posted by BeeReBuddy For starters, I haven't gone passed the bathroom to see what the place even looks like.
    Not entirely sure just what Im going to be doing or how physically intensive it will be.
    I am in probably the worst shape of my life and I just spent 10 days sitting perfectly still in front of my computer.
    Hopefully no one there will have a beef with me.
    Hopefully no one there will even know me other than my dude who got me the job.
    I already know I am going to go in there looking stupid and that is because I do look kinda stupid, I just hope I can get everyone to laugh with me and not at me.
    There is a lot I could worry about but for the most part it is out of my control.
    I'm sure I could do the job but with all entry level shit like this it is more of can I get the hang of it before they give up on me.

    If you end up making them laugh; make them laugh just once, then just stfu and keep your head down for the rest of the day. The longer you keep your mouth open the longer you give someone a reason to stop liking you.

    Why are you even stressing, I cannot comprehend.
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