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Posts That Were Thanked by mmQ

  1. Your mom isn't capable of being raped...the whole "you can't rape the willing" thing etc.

    That hole has been plumbed more than the Money Pit on Oak Island.
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I apparently made a mnecrpmancer c;aled 'craackopener of cold ones' so yeah I think I'kk rstartf
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I'm getting back into it

    existing exampels are Amputee Pornography, Beef Hammer, Father Chodeburn, Milk the Dolphin and PJ Porndad


    also feel free to PM< me steam ID if you want to do a run together
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  4. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Op is super intuitive, & careless.
    Not otherworldly arrogant, but abrasive & outside the the box kind of way.
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  5. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    hey bro pole and sis OP, hope all is well in your ends in life.. or beginnings. everyone else i'm pretty plum clear indifferent too these days. hey frala my erectal problems and gay shit in jail/prison all fine i seem to have impregnanted a womenz for real can you say a prayer to "fvuydscv" and her &8^*&6%&" family soon just in case its 100% TRUTH? please take Kory with you...and Lanny can take care of the "baby" even though its 1000% ALIEN in nature. You know I know your secrets womenz. Seriously a dad a second time in 44 years without even trying and drunk not remembering shit I seem to have pulled it off again...

    Sis can I get a few hail Mary's or Sister Teresa's? please. Curse me damnit my so called impotent ass in the specialist's eyes keeps on making babies...really this chick who i do remember briefly in spree of drunkeness and drugs remembers has got the seeds YES seeds in her.. I'm having TWINS. how can the experts get impotentecies so wrong??? you have had many colours in your canals i just wonder

    Yes to answer your question they will be abandoned. But really serious question are the "experts" ever this wrong? I seriously can't remember being/fucking a girl since my 20's...than I went serious prison gay and for money and shit too...

    Help me understand this....oh the DNA real life shit backs up these bitches claims AND if true do I have to cut off my faggot penis to stop all this?

    I need answers before ANY FUCKING commences again...

    Oh God Bless you and yours.

    Toodles
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  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by FutureMan2030 Happy New Years Candy

    BLINK TWICE IF YOURE OK

    DO NOTHING IF YOU ARE IN DISTRESS
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  7. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whats your net worth ?

    It wouldn't make sense in mongoloidan units
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  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm simping for you. I will stop.

    You are simply the bestest my little soapy simpy sudd. I hope the weather is happy and your day at work was sunny. I'll text you later on a secret number no one else is allowed to have but let's talk about it publicly. MUAH (that affectionate noise was directed at you, mmq, and anyone else reading this does not receive the same sign of Love, although it was posted publicly for all to see).

    SO MANY EMOJIS GO HERE
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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    One day when little Oct was 11 year old, some of the older and less posh lads (as they say in jolly ol England) called young Oct a silly jabberwocky. Well this slight left young Oct quite tongue tied to the point of bursting into tears and running home with his knickers in a knot. Upon his arrival, he constructed a doll of the boy he had been most upset by and enacted the scene again, but with this time Oct besting him and the older lads becoming subservient. He continued to use the doll all through high school, occasionally having sexual relations with it until it became pregnant and he had to slam its head in the door then bury it in the garden.

    The point of this story is that since Oct killed his effigy doll, he has been unable to find a suitable outlet for his social frustrations
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  10. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I have a about 135 hours of free time every week and I have no idea what the fuck I fill it with but it must be something.

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  11. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Who said I care? I pointed out you have to be a fucking idiot to pay x thousands of dollars for something that has an intrinsic value of $15…you do, regardless of care factor.

    I'd be happy to accept 1 billion $ from said idiot regardless…doesn't change his retartedness..

    It's like when I bought that copy of PS1 Symphony of the night from Value village for 97 cents…and sold it on ebay for $75…I'm happy to exploit the idiots. However I wouldn't have bought it as an "investment" if I had to hold on to it for 2-10yrs…fucking lol.

    Oh pashore
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  12. Originally posted by mmQ All jokes aside, in knowing me, do you think I would get into anime if I ever gave it a chance, or is it not in my wheelhouse?

    Please watch One Piece. You will actually love it.
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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ All jokes aside, in knowing me, do you think I would get into anime if I ever gave it a chance, or is it not in my wheelhouse?

    Yes, maybe try this obscure, retro, nuanced anime called "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." It seems a little random and the premise is hard to follow for a newcomer to the genre but if you stick with it I promise it will be rewarding.
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  14. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    naah, hes a good guy.
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  15. Originally posted by mmQ I like turtles

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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ He just needs to slow down, which he is obviously normally really good at. I dont know why he decided to choose running up a staircase as a time to go fast.

    Regardless, I have done this in my apartment stairs at least a bakers dozen times over the last 5 years. It happens. XD

    yeah but I don't think he was blackout drunk though
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  17. Sitting on my bed half naked drinking whiskey out of a one liter bottle at 9:58 am
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  18. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Don't you have some children somewhere you should be sniffing?

    Welched on his bet^ fucking pathetic
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Donald Trump What are you guys on about? Every bayonet I have ever seen seems to looks pretty much the same, like a big bread knife, because the whole point is to stab your opponent when you don't have a shot in the barrel, not confound his surgeons.

    https://www.cowanauctions.com/lot/lot-of-triangular-bayonets-3153464

    the idea was to punch a triangular hole in someone because a regular stab wound would close and heal
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Cause I will stab you.

    ok



    Originally posted by stl1 I've got what I believe is an old French bayonet.

    It has a 20" blade that starts out in a round point but then immediately turns into a four sided star shape. I believe is from the latter part of the 19th century.

    It's one nasty ass pig sticker.

    The French like sticking the English, right?

    they experimented with those (usually 3 blades) because a stab wound wouldn't close even with the help of a field medic

    turns out it loses almost all utility as a knife though
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