Posts by Horatio Abernathy

1. 2017-02-02 at 2:47 PM UTC in evver wake up too get shoted at about alcohol u dident even drink all of it anywway mad bitch
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   Please film yourselves. NIS Big Brother UK Edition.
2. 2017-02-01 at 2:23 PM UTC in This is the best benzo
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   Real story, back when Ritalin became all the hype for students one of my buddies went to the doctor to get a script and the 90 year old shithead prescribed him Chlordiazepoxid for an unknown reason which really helped him study for his bachelor as you can imagine. LOL.
   
   I had my last mushroom trip on it which was great. Man, that was yeeaars ago.
3. 2017-02-01 at 1 PM UTC in giving gullible people false hope
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   That post made the thread.
   
   Could be a sitcom.
4. 2017-02-01 at 12:52 PM UTC in Hi my name is Discount Whore AMA!
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   He never said he'd answer anything.
   
   Y'all got fucked.
5. 2017-01-31 at 6:15 PM UTC in My porno script TITLE: Addicted To Crack
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   Porn with stories are shit.
6. 2017-01-31 at 6:05 PM UTC in I am God
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   Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Looks like you forgot to sign into your other account

   
   No, I just use this one right now. What's the dilly-o?
7. 2017-01-31 at 6:04 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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   Official.
8. 2017-01-31 at 6:02 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Bump.
9. 2017-01-31 at 11:20 AM UTC in What would happen if somebody just gave away all their sensitive information?
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   You can put some funds into your account to get alibis.
   
   "The suspect was on a plane during the time of the crime".....
10. 2017-01-31 at 11:18 AM UTC in What would happen if somebody just gave away all their sensitive information?
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    Y'know, if you empty all your accounts and just give out your information surely a lot of people would take advantage of it somehow, the more the better. It would mess up your traces completely.
    
    I should do this, looking at how many refugees we got here. They don't look like me, though.
    
11. 2017-01-31 at 11:13 AM UTC in You ever do acid and have your house get all scary?
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    Not on Acid but yea, had some bad times here.
    
    One time I was really high as fuck, maybe 15 or 16 and I thought I saw a lady in a wedding dress standing in my kitchen when I was walking home. It was scary but I also had to get a sandwich. It was fucked up.
    
    Now I go alone into the woods at night and it doesn't bother me.
12. 2017-01-31 at 11:02 AM UTC in What would happen if somebody just gave away all their sensitive information?
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    That's actually a pretty good idea. Thanks Actor. You might be on to something.
13. 2017-01-31 at 11:01 AM UTC in Don't ever get married
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    Originally posted by Lanny Yeah, I'm not clear on what the hangup is here. Like are you guys really this shocked by a sexual relationship involving more than two people? It's not that uncommon. And it seems like a better functioning relationship than pretty much anyone else here has. IDK why people are getting their panties in a twist.

    
    I thought he is getting cucked by her but he's just some bi faggot. Still not a fan, though. Wouldn't want to be in his position with the kids and all the gay shit but hey, to each their own I guess.
    
    Do you neglect your children to go to these orgies?
14. 2017-01-31 at 10:57 AM UTC in Don't ever get married
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    Hmmm... maybe you're just a semi-faggot.
15. 2017-01-31 at 10:51 AM UTC in I can't post here anymore
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    Originally posted by greenplastic I heard the other day there's a benzo called brotizolam and I kind of want to take some and put on a tank top and backwards hat then go to the gym. Then start downing carbs like there's no tomorrow so I can get JACKED.

    
    Took me a while to get that one.
    
    Brotizolam is a knock-outer. You probably won't enjoy your gym session that much when you fall asleep in the locker room, haha.
    
    Yea, it doesn't get prescribed much here.
16. 2017-01-31 at 10:46 AM UTC in I can't post here anymore
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    I might actually be retarded but it's probably my phone.
    
    Though, I can sell shit from a garage which to me makes it a store so fuck you captcha. Stop hating.
17. 2017-01-31 at 10:35 AM UTC in How did your parents give you allowance?
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    Originally posted by infinityshock what the shit is an allowance?
    
    we had chores and we did them or we were beaten with various household objects.
    
    my first job at 15 was the first and only time i had money.

    
    Quoted for future use.
18. 2017-01-31 at 10:33 AM UTC in Device found in car... Can you identify it?
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    Originally posted by snab_snib if you want to rape a hobo, you don't have to make up a big story about being gangstalked and tracked.

    
    Someone should tell Bill Krozby about that.
19. 2017-01-31 at 10:25 AM UTC in I am God
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    Also, bless Yourself, almighty Dumpster Slut. Thanks be upon you for enlightening us with your appearance.
    
    May I ask for the gospel of how you made it out of the sweatshop, dear Lord?
20. 2017-01-31 at 10:19 AM UTC in I am God
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL RiseR will be this site's official human shield.

    
    Willingly! Set me on fucking fire! Nobody's gonna fight a burning dude.