User Controls

Posts That Were Thanked by Michael Myers

  1. Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]






    I named him Boris

    Yes he's a leeetle ugly faggot dog but I love him

    Fucker is chewing everything in sight
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    As promised, with a couple emails from a while back.

    Rest in Peace, Space Nigga.

    https://drive.google.com/open?id=1O3Cg7h_impycjD9e7gCvgjbetFH0_EhL
  3. Lanny victim of incest
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Not all Islamic people are bad people, but there are bad Islamic people, too, and they are the ones doing the invading. It should also be you good Islamic people standing up to these bad Islamic people, but you don't. If you're crossing illegally, you are an invader.

    Oh yes, all those scary mudslimes coming up across the mexican border. ISIS is the REAL reason we need to build a wall!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Originally posted by -SpectraL Not all Islamic people are bad people, but there are bad Islamic people, too, and they are the ones doing the invading. It should also be you good Islamic people standing up to these bad Islamic people, but you don't.

    And just what the fuck are you doing about all the bad white people out there?

    You and people like you are the ones who voted in your sorry excuse of a leader.

    Don’t be a hypocrite
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um it's quite legal to have multiple passports if you obtain them legally…who told you it was illegal? It's called dual citizenship or multi citizenship.

    In some countries you aren't allowed to. Retard.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Also, in case anyone is not too sure how to use GreaseMonkey, the procedure is pretty quick and straight forward (and probably quite similar for TamperMonkey as well):

    1. Google "GreaseMonkey" and go to the site to install it.
    2. Click "Add to Firefox" or some such button.
    3. Go to the little monkey icon in the top right of your browser, click it, then in the drop down menu, click "New user script".
    4. Copy the JS script from this page into that new script (underneath the commented lines at the very top (in orange)).
    5. Check under the monkey icon dropdown menu to see if your new script is enabled.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers You assume correctly. I used to smoke cigarettes though, from age 13 through 18. I would smoke two packs a day. I also smoked some cannabis and hashish every once in a while back when I smoked cigarettes, but I have never smoked it after I puked my brains out under a bridge because of a bad trip. I drank alcohol once in a while as well, and I drink coffee from time to time, but it's more milk than coffee, to be honest. I'm religious, mind you, but I did not practice during my teenage years, since I was completely put off by the idea of stepping foot inside a mosque after I had to go nearly everyday during my elementary school days. During my elementary school days, I would get up at 8 A.M., get ready and be at school at 8:30 A.M., until 3 P.M. Afterwards, I would have time until 4 P.M. to arrive at the mosque, for Qur'an lessons; the teacher was an abusive asshole who went on to leave his own wife and kids behind eventually, what a nice, exemplary man, huh? Those classes would last from 4 P.M. until 5:30 P.M., then I'd be home by 6 P.M. and I would have to go to bed at 7:30 P.M. I stopped going to these Qur'an lessons when high school started. You can see why the idea of going to the mosque completely put me off. So I completely distanced myself from Islam during my teenage years, and I did things I shouldn't have, but thank God, I embraced my religious roots before I did something I would absolutely regret and couldn't take back.

    I gotta say I admire the dedication.

    You're at least not a hypocrite (regarding drugs), and that's pretty respectable.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Lanny victim of incest
    hand over the usertitles and no one gets hurt
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    This is the third time I've tried to write this, so apologies for the delay.

    As you may have gleaned from mainstream media, israel has recently re-escalated the airstrikes on Syria after they'd been forced to stop following the incident leading to the Russian IL-20 being shot down.

    On the day of January 21st, two israeli F-16s attempted to strike a target at Damascus International Airport - they fired seven missiles (likely Delilah-type cruise missiles, though no official word yet), all of which were intercepted and shot down by Syrian air defence. Presumably humiliated, the IAF took to Twitter to scold Syria for ‘aggressively shooting down their missiles’ (yes, seriously), and launched a much larger scale attack several hours later.

    The second attack was again launched from F-16s, as before from the airspace of southern Lebanon. This time, however, an estimated 40 missiles were launched with 25-30 intercepted (no official account has been released at this time). Along with the significantly higher number, other munitions were used as well - at least one IAI-HARROP anti-radar drone was used toward the end of the attack, and it was able to destroy a PANTSIR-S1 complex after the PANTSIR had expended all munitions and was awaiting reloading. Officially, one PANTSIR was destroyed and material damage was done to several warehouses on the grounds of Damascus International Airport. Four SAA soldiers were reported killed and six injured, presumably the PANTSIR’s crew.

    The reason for the uptick in attacks, including the now-infamous Christmas Day raid is likely the result of the transfer of potent S-300-PMU2 systems from Russia. Syria has long-desired to purchase the long-range SAM complex, but for years the purchase was placed on hold due to israeli influence, specifically their fear that the advanced long-range radar of the system could put a stop to israeli air superiority, and by extension their ability to attack with impunity within the region. Following the aforementioned incident where israeli attacks led to the destruction of a Russian recon plane (and the death of all servicemen on board), Russia immediately began the transfer of S-300 units to Syria as well as deploying many of their latest ECM complexes down the Syrian coast, which is why the recent israeli attacks have all come from the south of Lebanon.

    The S-300s are not yet fully operational though. It would seem that their radar is partially integrated into Syria’s anti-air network given that their intercept rate has risen to roughly 80% since the transfer, but the systems are presently being (passively) operated by Russian veterans while the SAA is trained on their use. The official timetable is for the SAA to be able to operate them independently by ‘late January’, but the Russian MoD made the statement today that Syrian crews are not yet fully trained.

    Knowing this, it appears that israel sees its ‘window of opportunity’ to attack with impunity rapidly closing, so what is their goal in ramping up the attacks?

    Israel's party line is that they're attacking Iranian and Hezbullah forces, claiming it to be some sort of pre-emptive ‘self-defence’, but the claim is dubious (and justification absurd). For one, there is no significant Iranian military force in Syria, IRGC or otherwise - they're assisting the SAA in the context of training, intelligence and advisement, and the only forces they have are small groups to guard their advisors. Hezbullah has done much of the heavy lifting in the war; Iran has only provided support.
    For another, israel has been regularly targeting Damascus Airport, which is in the South of the country where, for the most part, Hezbullah does not operate. This was actually negotiated to appease israel - when the SAA moved to retake Daraa and Quineitra, israel was terrified that Hezbullah would move to retake their occupied Golan (judging by chatter between Hez and the SAA, it's likely they were right) so an agreement was made through Russia that Hezbullah would not participate and israel would not attempt to hinder the offensive. As a result, most Hezbullah activity is in the north and northeast of the country.

    The real reason for these attacks, I believe, is to goad Syria into responding, and in turn to draw her (and her allies) into a wider war. Israel's goal has always been to destabilize Syria and destroy it as a functional state in order to weaken Iran - it played no small part in initiating the war in Syria, and has long supported rebels of all stripes (including Al-Nusra, ISIS and most of the US and Turkish-backed factions) with money, munitions and medical treatment (it may have been Turkey that bought oil directly from ISIS, but for the most part israel was always the end-buyer). One by one, all of their plans have failed, and they absolutely do not want to see the Syrian state rebuilt.

    It's important to note that israel, Iran and most regional powers see a future war as inevitable given that the sides have goals that directly contradict one another - israel has no chance of winning a direct conventional war alone (I even question whether they could ‘win’ with their undeclared nuclear stockpile), doubly so if Iran is supported by China and/or Russia, so she’s going out of her way to create a conflict that draws in her traditional US and European ‘allies’ before Syria, Iran and Hezbullah (and Iraq to a lesser extent) are able to regain and consolidate their strength.

    In short, we can expect a lot more jedi trickery in the near future. Once the S-300s come online it’s likely the SAA will begin taking aim at the F16s rather than just the missiles they're firing as the S-300s are IFF-capable (a large part of the reason why the SAA hasn't tried to down them recently is because the jets have been ‘hiding’ behind aircraft with much larger radar cross-sections - this is how the IL-20 was shot down, and they repeated the stunt by ‘hiding’ behind commercial craft on Christmas day), so we can expect some very loud kvetching and rapid escalation should that play out.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. fuck i miss summer so much. fuck winter and getting dark at like 4 pm. what the fuck is that shit? who the fuck invented this season? it's like they're trying to make us depressed
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by benny vader y r u so desperate for friends ????

    I'm not

    michael meyers has been my friend for quite awhile now. we just got busy and I have a new phone with differnt apps than before, lil dawg.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You can't even follow the plot, kid, so don't try and pretend you're so smart. I've already gone on record, months ago, to endorse aldra as administrator. Why would I do that if I had myself in mind?

    the very same reason USA goes into some 3rd world hell hole, invade them and appoint their own muppet ruler as a ''democratically errected ruler'' and exploit the shit out of the aforementioned 3rd world country.

    infact its the only way to legitimize and laundry an invasion.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You sit down and decide... "What do I like to do the most in life?" Once you have decided that, the rest is easy; you know where to go next. Your job, your purpose in life, should never be something you don't like, or something you are not really interested in. You should never settle for a job just because you need money. That is a recipe for failure and disaster right off the hop. Work should always be like it's not really work. And don't say there's no field, or there's no demand, or there's no future in it, because if you do something you honestly love to do, and you do it better than everyone else, you WILL succeed. It's not a question. So, you take a few minutes, sit down, get rid of the distractions, and then decide what it is in life you think you can make a dent in. Once you've set the intention, you follow through. It's simple. Get the paperwork you need in the area that makes you the most happy. After all, life is about living, not working for a paycheck.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. RestStop Space Nigga
    Already been posted by Michael Myers before but the lyrics do be fly tho:

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Interesting you might add that. I was experiencing...prostate spasms with testicular pain.

    I probably have cancer but it's not your fault.

    You should still pray for me, faggit and forget.

    Also, nice to have you back.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers KEK. Good one Speccy.

    I was just kidding, Myers. You're OK.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. Lanny victim of incest
    iss=> SELECT username, COUNT(*) AS autisms FROM "ISS_post" JOIN "ISS_poster" AS p ON p.id = author_id WHERE content ILIKE '%autism%' GROUP BY username ORDER BY autisms DESC LIMIT 30;
    username | autisms
    ---------------------+---------
    Malice | 208
    The Self Taught Man | 97
    Lanny | 56
    Sophie | 55
    aldra | 27
    Bill Krozby | 27
    cerakote | 20
    Captain Falcon | 15
    Dargo | 15
    SCronaldo_J_Trump | 14
    hydromorphone | 13
    thelittlestnigger | 13
    Enter | 12
    Discount Whore | 11
    mmQ | 11
    Darth Beaver | 10
    snab_snib | 10
    greenplastic | 9
    1337 | 9
    yum | 8
    Kek | 7
    Michael Myers | 7
    Oasis | 7
    Dissociator | 7
    reject | 6
    antinatalism | 6
    Phoenix | 6
    Ajax | 6
    infinityshock | 6
    Totse 2001 | 5
    (30 rows)


    Well there's some SQL I never thought I was going to write
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
Jump to Top