Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2024-05-04 at 2:05 AM UTC in I have insomnia
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   And the past few days, I contemplated turning to drugs so I can fall asleep, or going to the doctors and ask if they could hook me up but I have decided against it. Apparently, natural sleep beats chemical sleep. I just have trouble falling asleep. I only need to make sure this happens once a week, guess I will have to find a healthier way to make this happen.
2. 2024-05-04 at 2 AM UTC in A great jack off method I found
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Solstice That's where the male G spot is. You know how when you take a big firm shit it feels really good at that point where it stretches your asshole just right as it passes through? Yeah that.

   
   You sure it's not the jedis trying to make you believe that?
3. 2024-05-04 at 1:59 AM UTC in Users I'd Like to FUck (USILFs)
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Kinks Nah seems not

   
   Is he playing hard to get?
4. 2024-05-04 at 1:58 AM UTC in Do you like Wariat or Warcry?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Err, what's the difference?
5. 2024-05-04 at 1:58 AM UTC in She said she already got a man
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He's so ugly the mirror refuses to provide his reflection.

   
   True.
6. 2024-05-04 at 1:58 AM UTC in She said she already got a man
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Bradley MM is so ugly when he tries to take a selfie the phone restarts.

   
   Sounds about right. But forget restarting, it just explodes.
7. 2024-05-04 at 1:58 AM UTC in She said she already got a man
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How ugly are you?

   
   Incredibly.
8. 2024-05-04 at 1:56 AM UTC in Tell Packet/Kafka to get her smelly shitpussy back out of here.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Solstice No one missed you the first time you vanished no one will miss you next time, either. Did you get too sad without constant validation from strange men on the Internet so you came crawling back to us? Go fuck back off to whatever shithole you slithered off to the first time, you're a cum stain who no one will ever like.

   
   Wrong. I missed her. Good to know she's back.
9. 2024-05-03 at 8:26 PM UTC in She said she already got a man
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Bradley A lot of us are unattractive on this site.

   
   No one is as unattractive as I am.
10. 2024-05-03 at 8:25 PM UTC in Users I'd Like to FUck (USILFs)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Iron Ree everyone

    
    Minus me. I'm too unattractive for anyone.
11. 2024-05-03 at 8:25 PM UTC in Users I'd Like to FUck (USILFs)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kinks maashlehash
    
    shit there's a whole thread
    
    
    and im already old

    
    Ohhh, nice. That's good to hear, for mash at least.
12. 2024-04-30 at 1:34 AM UTC in A great jack off method I found
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Meikai Hello NIS!
    
    I’d say its been 8 or 9 years since the last time I rammed a stick of butter up my ass while jerking off and fingering my asshole. I did it because it felt really good but that’s not the point of this story. I want to tell you of the events proceeding this fateful masturbation.
    
    I’m sitting there watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and around 15 minutes go by and I feel a sticky wetness on my ass cheeks and ballsack. This is when I realized that the butter I had shoved up my asshole had melted and leaked out onto my couch and it had a very distinct putrid stench to it. It had mixed with my shit to create something far worse than shit. It was probably the worst thing I’ve smelt in all my life. It actually smelt many times worse than the time I had stuck a pickle up my asshole and forgot about until the morning after.
    
    While standing there taking in this wonderfully putrid smell I realize that I cannot be the only one to smell this. So I walked quickly upstairs with my ass cheeks clenched not wanting to spill a drop of my shit butter. I pull out from my sock drawer a heavy woolen sock and unload the contents of my asshole into it. I thought the smell was bad before. I now had the urge to do a barrel roll out my window to escape the horrid odor. I quickly tied the top of the sock and left my house.
    
    As I walked down the street a brownish-yellow liquid slowly dripped from the bottom of the sock. The neighborhood kids became very curious as to what was going on and as they approached they caught a whiff of the putrid smell emanating from the sock. This is when Joanna, my neighbors 13 year old daughter vomited what looked like a freshly eaten peanut butter and jelly sandwich all over the street. I nearly came in my pants at that moment. I had the sickest hard on. In fact the only thing keeping me from raping Joanna while she lay in a pool of her own vomit was my sock full of shit butter. I knew I had something to do and I was damn sure going to do it. I kept walking.
    
    I finally made it to my local grocery store. An epic journey it had been. Every asshole in the vicinity could smell the putrid odor but nobody knew where it came from. I can still hear them in my mind. “What the fuck is that smell.” “This smell is so bad I think I am going to kill myself with a hammer” one man said. I even saw a fellow depraved maniac in the corner of my eye. I could tell because he had the same smile that I did. He was laughing with the same glee. I’m sure he’s raped a severely mentally challenged child in his lifetime. I know I have.
    
    That’s when I saw him. The old nigger who sat in front of shoprite saying hello to every asshole strolling by. I fucking hated this man. I couldn’t tell you why. I just hated him. He could smell my shit butter. I could tell because he was gasping for air. I quickly approached him thinking “this will be the greatest day of my life. Nothing could stop me now.” This is when I felt a sudden burst. I realized later that I had shot a load off in my pants right at that moment.
    
    I was arms length from the nigger now. I clenched the sock tight with both hands and swung it at the niggers face with all my might. I hit him in the cheek with such force that the brownish-liquid had sprayed out all over his face. He immediately threw up. I sat back laughing as he washed out his eyes with bottled water. He asked “why?” and I responded by dumping the rest of the socks contents on his head. Truly, I did it for the lulz.
    
    While everybody was distracted I walked into shoprite and quickly shoved as many apples as I could up my ass. It was 4. I left shoprite with the most satisfaction I have ever felt in my life. I remember thinking “wow, I’m such a great person, I get 4 free apples, and I get to go home and jerk off to CP.”
    
    When I think back on that day, I can always remember how sweet those apples tasted. Nothing sweeter.

    
    Okay but why do you shove things up your butt anyway, you degenerate?!
13. 2024-04-29 at 4:16 AM UTC in Actual photo of me when I sleep
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Kind of looks like The Undertaker.
14. 2024-04-29 at 4:15 AM UTC in My asshoke is so likely to remain lonely and unlicked
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Y'know, since you're bi.
15. 2024-04-29 at 4:15 AM UTC in My asshoke is so likely to remain lonely and unlicked
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    The only thing that "eats" my ass is toilet paper and I want to keep it that way. Why would you want to have your ass licked? That's gross and it's gay.
    
    Oh wait, it's you Bradley. I understand.
16. 2024-04-29 at 4:14 AM UTC in My Dick is Covered in BEES! 🐝
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Fona google local bee clubs.
    Most likely you have a bee keeper within 2-5 miles from you and they had a swarm that got away.
    They will come and take free of charge, I know I would that's like 250.00 bucks in bees right there.
    That is a very nice size swarm also note that they are very docile and generally won't sting at this point they just want to set up a new home.
    I know because I keep bee's.
    

    
    What about wasps?
17. 2024-04-29 at 4:13 AM UTC in My Dick is Covered in BEES! 🐝
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kinks I like bees :(

    
    Are you beeing for real?
18. 2024-04-29 at 4:09 AM UTC in Users I'd Like to FUck (USILFs)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Iron Ree Aren't you technically a polygamist?

    
    I am not. I don't buy the "Abdul can have 4 wives" thing, some horny imam must have made that up. I only want one wife but nobody wants to be the wife of an unattractive man so I am nothing but doomed.
19. 2024-04-29 at 4:08 AM UTC in Kinkou.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Meikai Life is pain.

    
    Tell me about it, man. Fucking hell it is.
20. 2024-04-29 at 4:07 AM UTC in Kinkou.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Iron Ree she makes me penis long….. present?

    
    All 15 inches?