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Posts by Michael Myers

  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby's Ghost Well I'm a ghost

    No, you're Bradley. You just admitted to getting rimjobs and only Bradley would want something like this. Hi Brad!
  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kinks 640 replies in a day so far AND A BROWNIE FROM SCRATCH

    I feel attacked.
  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Ok, I still got some catching up to do. I'm on page 30. Brb.
  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kinks I'm old as fuck and don't look it so, idk about your opinion there. family trait and all.

    How old are you? I'm 28 but I feel 82.
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kinks doubt it, she seems to hate me, and doesn't resopond otherwise. I tend to have this effect on women idk

    Maybe you two just got off on the wrong foot. Take my word, she's a nice person. Just get to know her! Maybe you two can have friendly talks in PMs.
  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kinks its a lesson women learn if they have two eyes and actually use them. hot guys play more mind games then most women do.

    Then the real answer here is they open their eyes after a few decades. Looks fade. I mean, ever seen a hot grandpa/grandma? EXACTLY. You haven't. But they'll learn it when they are older. Oh well. I don't mind being ugly, that way I get to be a background character. Who wants to know the ugly guy? Nobody. And I like it that way.
  7. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka I almost feel shame about it tbh, that I can't tell foreigners what I'm really up to in their country. Like wanting to sit in the library or stalk someone, or visit the trashy areas.

    What is your go-to answer? "Oh, I'm just here to visit a museum"?
  8. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kinks so, who ya date then

    Is this the start of a friendship between you two? Ayy. Good.
  9. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka This is why I love meeting people off the internet, you get to do crazy things (or is it just me?) or mundane things so you get a sense of what it's really like to live there. Things you wouldn't normally do on vacation.

    I get what you're saying. Though that probably is more effective when you go to other countries. Everyone else I met off of the internet already lived here so it doesn't feel any different (to me, anyway).
  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kinks "hot" guys are pieces of shit

    That's a lesson women learn after a few decades.

    Though there's always exception to the rule! I know a chad who is a sweetheart. He's in the States. Really cool guy.
  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Warcry Very few people can ebst me up trust me I’m a real gangster.

    A real G, no doubt.
  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kinks when's the wedding?

    Mine? LOL. Never. I'm too unattractive.
  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Narc I see, was thinking as I typed that you must be too old for full time Uni


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    I wouldn't say I'm too old for college, there's people studying full time in their early 30s as well, but I was definitely the oldest person in class when I studied at a local college. I switched majors as well but I study part-time now and I'm neither the youngest nor the oldest. The oldest person in my class is 50, the second-oldest is 47. The youngest person is 21. I'm one of three dudes but the youngest, the rest of my classmates are women. But I get along with everyone.
  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka Ig I can't sleep with the icky feeling of knowing I haven't met my targets today.

    I chuckled.
  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka Wish we could swap mums.

    I still remember she wanted you to come over for dinner haha. I felt like I would be a weirdo to ask so I wanted to give you some but there was not enough time. :(
  16. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk why I find myself the centre of attention so often when the people close to me can be great but are ignored. I'm not comfortable with it but I'm used to mobs, so I'm not scared of them.

    In that case, I'm glad I'm not you then because I prefer being the background character who stays unnoticed. Though it sucks you're uncomfortable with it, but perhaps this will build resistance and in time you won't be uncomfortable by it anymore.
  17. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina i went to sleep amd now theyre like 7 new pages wtf

    Relatable.
  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka Why don't they let you cook?

    Because my mother says "One day I won't be here anymore and then you'll regret not eating more what your mother made for you." I don't have a good counterargument against that one so I just gave up bothering. That was a really powerful argument.
  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka Have you tried ThisWorks pillow spray?

    I can't sleep either just listening to hypnosis for productivity. Taking a break now.

    I haven't tried anything. I was contemplating taking drugs for my insomnia but I read that chemical sleep is less restorative and good as natural sleep so I ditched the idea. I also contemplated going to the doctor but here they only give you a prescription in extreme cases (I think I qualify because I've been sleep-deprived since I was 16) and that only for 2 weeks so that's not wise. Better to fix it myself, somehow. How come you can't sleep, by the way? Do you have insomnia as well?
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Narc Yeah I'm good pal, saving the world and all that shit. Why don't you move closer or stay in student halls? That's a long drive bro.


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    Good to know you're doing well. Saving the world's gotta be troublesome, but somebody's gotta do it I guess. I go by train. I only have to do it once a week so it's doable. Though after the summer break I'll have to go there twice a week temporarily, but I'll manage. We don't have student halls.
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