Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2015-06-29 at 1:27 AM UTC in i ate dirt today to prove im not a cop
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Who is it that you were proving?
   
   EDIT: damn, I'm sure that's not even proper English.
2. 2015-06-29 at 1:24 AM UTC in What's your opinion on anal?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Some of these sick, filthy fuckers will even lick the dried shit flakes right out'n the other one's ass crack. Can't even imagine how many diseases they carry around with them.

   
   
   You're definitely right Spec. These guys need help. I bet they don't even die of OD, they die of STDs.
   
   

   I don't normally smell my dick and i take showers immediately after any sexual activity

   
   
   But like, can't you smell it even without trying to smell your dick?
3. 2015-06-29 at 1:23 AM UTC in Add emoticons
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Do you mean
   
   [SIZE=48px]LA PASTAAAADAA!?!?
   
   [/SIZE]
   
   
   

   
   
   YES!!! That's the one hahaha, thank you Malice!
4. 2015-06-29 at 12:17 AM UTC in What's your opinion on anal?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   But your dick will smell like shit. How is that enjoyable?
5. 2015-06-29 at 12:15 AM UTC in I'm not very wordy anymore and this upsets me
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   So you're saying that if a girl doesn't know her economics you wouldn't tap that? I mean… You probably are saying that but uhm.
   
   
   
   Dear God. Look at her, don't you just want to abandon all rational thought and principles to tap that ass? I do. Sorry pretty girls make my brain short circuit.

   
   
   She looks adorable.
6. 2015-06-29 at 12:14 AM UTC in Add emoticons
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   So. Gay. As opposed to the Supreme Court's ruling, these gay ass emotions can't get married. So Angry, remove those emotions right now. Add a space in between.
7. 2015-06-29 at 12:12 AM UTC in I'm lost since redfern closed.....
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   How did you know I lost a bunch of weight?
   
   I actually really have.
   
   I lost 20lbs from a combination of drug abuse and lack of eating.
   
   Since it's summer vacation, my kids don't come over a lot, and I have no reason to cook anything. Since I haven't been cooking, I haven't been eating. I have been surviving off of the odd can of spaghetti-O's and Taco Bell every now and again.

   
   I just know, man. I just know. A lack of eating? So basically, you've been fasting. Taco Bell.. I haven't had that. Ever. We don't have that food chain here in Holland.
8. 2015-06-29 at 12:08 AM UTC in Artwork by Alex Grey.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   how the fuck do you post images on her?

   
   
   It took you like what... 6000 posts to figure that out Bill Krozbyzie? But then again you are too busy getting laid to learn these nerdish things.
9. 2015-06-29 at 12:06 AM UTC in Judaism vs. Christianity
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Christianity is the Downs Syndrome child of Judaism in as much as Islam is the psychotic schizophrenic child of Judaism.
   
   In reality Christianity is the jedis telling gentiles: "Do as we say, not as we do."

   
   
   
   
   
   
10. 2015-06-28 at 11:59 PM UTC in Add emoticons
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    See what I mean Nero?!
11. 2015-06-28 at 11:53 PM UTC in Add emoticons
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    The ones we have now are really shit. We need emoticons like and and such. Also that one thing from the commercial that §m£ÂgØL loved to use. And there's more emoticons that I would like to see on here that weren't used on Zoklet.
12. 2015-06-28 at 11:48 PM UTC in I guess I have gone into the Confederate flag tee-shirt business
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    You understand this implies Whites are the superior race, do you not? "I can't be racist because I am of an inferior race which defeats the implied definition of racism and my ability to adhere to it."

    
    ​Wrong.
    
    

    That is sort of what he is saying, in a roundabout way. MM sticks to the old lefty standby that 'only whites can be racist, because they hold all the power'.

    
    The way you interpret it, is actually right. mmQ is wrong because he thinks I'm implying that the white race is the superior one. And "power" obviously means the head of the media, the government, big companies, etc.
    
    

    Whites have lost power to the jedis, jedis hold the power in today's world, and they aren't White.

    
    
    jedis are white.
    
    

    Myers doesn't know what he's saying at least half of the time and, even though I like him well enough for my own reasons, he should stick to creating creepypastas among other things.

    
    
    I love you too. Creepypasta and such is my thing, not this.
    
    

    I firmly believe that Myers is actually a jedi pretending to be a Muslim as a troll.

    
    
    Then you don't know how wrong you are. You also firmly believe that the white race is the superior one. That is also wrong. Not wrong as in "Oh, that's bad!" but wrong as in "are you actually this dumb or just pretending?"
13. 2015-06-28 at 11:40 PM UTC in Are museums are gay
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    There is a pretty cool art museum down the street from me thats pretty cool, got krunk one time and went with grimes. It was fun, of course not all of it great, but it did have a lot of interesting things. I think art museum's are inherently educational. But this coming from a guy who always rejection schools and preferred to study on his own.
    
    Start your real education now buy going to a museum, reading some fine french literature, have a glass of wine, and enjoy yourself.

    
    That's the most pretentious sentence I've ever read.
14. 2015-06-28 at 11:36 PM UTC in Greyfox,Armsmerchant do you think he can find us?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    All of you guys are massive dicks. Why did you leave behind the older guy?
15. 2015-06-28 at 8:05 PM UTC in I guess I have gone into the Confederate flag tee-shirt business
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    'Only white people are X.'
    
    Sounds pretty racist to me you paki scum.

    
    
    Fuck off racist Dutch cunt. I can't be racist because I'm not white.
16. 2015-06-28 at 5:59 PM UTC in Do you think Sploo's parents considered abortion?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Someone tell sploo to join NIS.
17. 2015-06-28 at 5:42 PM UTC in ATTN: Crazy Mike
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Lol i'm almost tempted to post a picture to prove you wrong but i don't wanna' DOX myself.

    
    
    I was joking. I have no idea what you look like.
18. 2015-06-28 at 5:35 PM UTC in I'm lost since redfern closed.....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    No, I wasn't aware of that.
    
    Thanks, michael myers.

    
    
    Fuck, I meant to write "You know you can" lol... you are welcome Mike. Hey, did you lose a couple of pounds? You look thinner than the last time I saw you!
19. 2015-06-28 at 5:29 PM UTC in ATTN: Crazy Mike
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    He kinda does, actually.
    
    >mfw Skrillex used to play in a post-hardcore band that I used to listen to
    
    I had no fucking idea. That fucker made it.
20. 2015-06-28 at 5:26 PM UTC in I like it here
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Me too.