Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2016-06-18 at 2:03 PM UTC in SHUT THE FUCK UP. I AM TRYING TO FUCKING MASTURBATE IN HERE.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Holy shit, Enter's post actually felt very, very relatable for the first time. Thank you, Enter. You're great.
2. 2016-06-18 at 1:48 PM UTC in Wayback Machine
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   I don't have a collection. :( That's the whole point, DON'T YOU SEE? That is where I went to gather my smilies. HAD I KNOWN that this ATROCITY was going to take place, I would've taken the necessary measures to upload EACH AND EVERY SMILEY to my imgur.
   
   Is that really what it means? It's just…..done? GONE? FOREVER??????
   
   

   
   Ugh, mQ, now---I like you, but you're being dumb sometimes, man. You had access to the site back then but you didn't bother to save the smilies immediately? But it's OK, I mean, I didn't do it myself either. Guess we're all dumb here.
3. 2016-06-18 at 1:42 PM UTC in Wayback Machine
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   A lot of useful posts in this thread, thanks -SpectraL and AFJ. And even mQ for the over-sized
4. 2016-06-18 at 1:38 PM UTC in lol, femdom is so fucking stupid when I'm not horny.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   "hurr female empowerment hurr" It's stupid, those who are willing to participate are literally cucks.
5. 2016-06-17 at 10:52 AM UTC in Tripping shrooms part
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Bill Krozby, you always have the most interesting stories to tell, which always makes me question "Is this real? Or is he making shit up?" What is it?!?!?
6. 2016-06-17 at 10:33 AM UTC in Flirting with girls born after the year 2000
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Fixed

   
   Joe plz
7. 2016-06-17 at 10:25 AM UTC in Wayback Machine
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Yeah, I noticed that too. Zok must've enabled robot.txt---that way, you can't access the old forums. Smosh.com did the same thing, fucking assholes. There is no fix for this, unless Zok is able to disable robot.txt --- speaking of smilies, can you share your collection? I would like to have
8. 2016-06-17 at 10:24 AM UTC in Anybody like the shaggs?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   But you guys don't understand. I feel a sense of elitism whenever I glance over my collection of obscure bands from the 90s.
9. 2016-06-16 at 11:04 PM UTC in Flirting with girls born after the year 2000
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Flirting isn't harmful. I don't do it, but as long as you don't escalate, you could definitely flirt with someone who is 16.
10. 2016-06-16 at 11 PM UTC in Anybody like the shaggs?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I really don't care for Kurt Cobain, crucify me guys. I think Smells Like Teen Spirit is pretty cringeworthy in terms of the way his voice sounds. And Bill Krozby, see how Slappy doesn't mention which kind of music he is into? That's because he knows his taste in music is garbage.
11. 2016-06-16 at 10:50 PM UTC in I got a new cat
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    You watched Hellraiser? Sweet. Definitely check out Hellraiser 2, arguably better than Hellraiser. And the blonde girl in that movie is an extreme qt. In fact I even had a dream about her after I watched that movie a couple of months back, except her hair was shorter. She was topless as well. Why hasn't somebody invented a tool with which you can record dreams? Well fuck it---it's too late anyway.
12. 2016-06-16 at 10:30 PM UTC in Haji Kills 50 Spic Fags. Fucks Given?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    A muslim walks into a gay bar,
    
    the bartender asks: "what will it be?"
    
    The muslim replies: "shots for everyone!"

    
    
    Heh! Good one.
13. 2016-06-16 at 10:09 PM UTC in Anyone remember me?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    

    
    
    You're a fucking asshole, but I lol'd.
14. 2016-06-16 at 10:07 PM UTC in Dirty slut
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Nothing can surpass the beauty and grace of the Aryan race.

    
    
    Jeez, you're a fucking cuck, Malice. Latinas are beautiful.
15. 2016-06-16 at 10:06 PM UTC in Dirty slut
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    They're just pretending to be sick, Duke. They know it's wrong, but if it provokes a reaction, it's justified.
    
    
16. 2016-06-16 at 10:03 PM UTC in My grandma just died
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    That's true, mQ. (Hey, that rhymed) but I felt like saying it anyway. I don't even know who Bubba the cat is.. Or was.
    
    But, since you've led me to the right path, I say this to Bill Krozby: get a ticket to Amsterdam, and I'll see you there.
17. 2016-06-16 at 9:34 PM UTC in My grandma just died
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    My condolences, Bill Krozby. Reaching 94 is quite an accomplishment. In 74 years, I will be next. Mark my words. I will live until at least 2090.
    
    /suddenly dies after hitting "Post Reply"/
18. 2016-06-16 at 9:33 PM UTC in The 2016 Shitposting Awards
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Did you know for every star in the sky, it represents yet another one of Adam's children? For every star, there is a person. I am a star. You are a star. We are all stars in here.
19. 2016-06-13 at 11:42 PM UTC in I got a new job
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Now you can spit in the food of customers you hate.
20. 2016-06-11 at 7:56 PM UTC in What are teenagers like these days?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I forgot to mention the fact that a lot of them are deluded as hell... with all those tumblr buzzwords.