Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2019-01-26 at 8:24 PM UTC in So I told my mom to suck my dick last night...
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Well, did she?
2. 2019-01-26 at 8:23 PM UTC in Thinking of getting penis enlargement pills for a better performance
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl It's 2 inches of hard deek! I'm way past below average.

   
   Do you genuinely have a micropenis? Just use a strap-on. People claim to get gains from jelqing and other related methods, but I can't vouch for those.
3. 2019-01-26 at 8:22 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by HTS Mecca is the Mecca of bestiality and incest.

   Read my above post.
4. 2019-01-26 at 8:22 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Lanny gays gotta have their holy land too ya know?

   
   It already exists. It's called the United States of America.
5. 2019-01-25 at 7:28 PM UTC in Thinking of getting penis enlargement pills for a better performance
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Penis enlargement doesn't work. Do not fall for extreme measures such as penile surgery, I have done my research on the subject and anyone who goes through the $50,000 surgery ends up taking it out due to the pain it causes. You gain between an inch and two inches in length. It's not worth it, unless you want a mutilated penis. Besides, the average US size is 5.1 inches, so you're probably just average.
6. 2019-01-25 at 7:25 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Lanny The bridge is more for lame hetero tourists. Castro is the true Mecca of homosexuality.
   
   

   Show spoiler

   
   
   
   Yes, I caught it, three weeks after the fact. It's very contradictory, much like "a cuddly Michael Myers."
7. 2019-01-04 at 2:32 PM UTC in China and Russia are scum-of-the-earth countries...
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Wait till you hear about the shithole that is America.
8. 2019-01-04 at 2:31 PM UTC in You're a complete idiot if you visit China...
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   You're even more of a complete idiot if you visit America.
9. 2019-01-04 at 2:30 PM UTC in My daughter just died
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by AYDS_CANCER_CANDY the thing is I bet he doesn't care and will do it again and much much worse.

   You're right. He needs professional help.
10. 2019-01-04 at 2:30 PM UTC in China disgusts me...
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    They're miles better than the Americunt government though.
11. 2019-01-04 at 2:29 PM UTC in When you look at girls asses, do you look directly at it?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and now i'll hold my breath while you show me jinns.
    
    and their existence.

    >asks for proof of something that can be proved through science
    >gets proof, shuts up
    >goes on to ask for proof of something that cannot be proved through science
12. 2019-01-04 at 3:50 AM UTC in When you look at girls asses, do you look directly at it?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ya I do.
    
    Lol@ look in the general area & don't focus in. 😂

    Are you a lesbian?
13. 2019-01-04 at 3:27 AM UTC in My daughter just died
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    So this was a troll thread? If so, Bill Krozby, you are fucked up for joking about such horrible things.
14. 2019-01-04 at 3:25 AM UTC in We are fonaplats.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Okay, how bout the next person to read this stupid ass thread call the fona-fone (937) 522-1751 and see who identify themselves??
    Then I sue you!

    
    You're the real deal.
15. 2019-01-04 at 3:14 AM UTC in When you look at girls asses, do you look directly at it?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny source ?

    
    Sure. Here you go; buddy. Verses from the Qur'an as well as translation if it. Also, make sure to read Taieb's comment. Happy reading.
    
    http://www.quranicstudies.com/quran/does-the-quran-speak-about-an-expanding-universe/
16. 2019-01-04 at 2:59 AM UTC in When you look at girls asses, do you look directly at it?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by mmQ Islam was disproven like a whole bunch of years ago m8. You're all good. Look away. Your God is dead.

    
    Quite the opposite, boy. Science is catching up with the Qur'an pretty slowly, though. Science recently verified that the galaxy is ever-expanding; a fact that is mentioned in the Qur'an; a Divine Book that was sent to us 1400 years ago. Checkmate, mmQ. Checkmate.
17. 2019-01-04 at 2:56 AM UTC in Some O.G. Totseans - Chime up if you know what they up to or if you happen to be them with a new username
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by gadzooks I have only watched one live suicide video before… I think he was like… an Incel or a 4chan poster or something…
    
    He wore a rainbow scarf or something like that.
    
    It was traumatizing.
    
    Life-altering, in fact.

    
    Are you talking about the kid who blew his brains out with a shotgun? He was Pakistani-American and he wasn't an incel. He had a falling out with his mom (a legit Stacy in her younger years; she had a jawline that Chads would be jealous of) and that caused him to do that. Dumb kid.
18. 2019-01-04 at 2:52 AM UTC in What happened to Sophie/Psychomanthis?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    His name is psychomantits.
19. 2019-01-04 at 2:47 AM UTC in When you look at girls asses, do you look directly at it?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Believe it or not, but I actually don't look at girls' asses. No, I don't look at boys' asses either, because of religious reasons (I'm Islamic). I can't let my lusts take over me. Besides, if I ever get too horny, I can just masturbate. Why look at some random girl's ass, despite how assthetic (err... aesthetic) it may be.
20. 2018-11-01 at 9:03 PM UTC in Saudi Shitlib Reporter goes into Saudi Consulate in Istanbul, doesn't come back out again.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra 1. He was one of theirs, so I don't know what you expected
    2. This was largely driven (and engineered?) by Erdogan, King of the Muslim Brotherhood
    
    but yeah, amusing that chopping up one of the Empire's mouthpieces went so much further than killing hundreds of thousands of Yemenis (through direct military action, blockading food and medical supplies and intentionally destroying critical civilian infrastructure) in stopping the west from enabling them
    
    
    
    
    
    p e e k a b o o

    
    High IQ post, thanks aldra.