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Posts by Michael Myers

  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by mmQ I also don't understand how some of the 8 billion human brains could feel loneliness more or less than others. It just doesn't make sense to me. I don't understand why everyone doesn't feel the exact same way I do about everything ever. I honestly don't get it.

    [chuckles]
  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich Hi I'm Dumpster Slut

    Oh, are you Dumpster Slut? I remember you.
  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka Why?

    Because I assume everyone on this forum is a man for some reason. Maybe because I think most women don't know what a forum is.
  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Migh Ive had relationshits, friends, long term girlfriends, but I never felt truely connected.

    I go out to events all the time but alone.

    I go get sex from Asian massagers all the time.

    I feel very happy and content in life. Very satisfied. I dont see this in most people though.

    I think maybe you are able to feel very happy because you've been through it all and you decided it's not something for you. I don't know what it's like being happy and I have a feeling getting into a relationship wouldn't make me happy per se, but I'd at least think my life has some sort of meaning. Going out to events alone is not something I can do, like going to a restaurant alone, or going to see a movie alone. I would just feel pathetic.
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by aldra don't do it your first time

    that said I wanted to know what a bad trip was like so I tried to watch Hellraiser one time, but it didn't even seem scary, just really confusing

    Alright, I'll heed your advice, aldra. Thank you. Hellraiser is a great horror movie, I'm surprised it didn't scare you while you were tripping. Hellraiser 2 is my favorite.
  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Fuck my high ass quoted the wrong post, that's meant for Sudo

    Don't worry, I saw it as a complementing comment. It made sense.
  7. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich I don't support child raping prophets or their adherents but hey-ho.

    Luckily there are no "child-raping prophets." I guess it says more about you if you want to believe such a thing actually existed.
  8. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Women are stupid as fuck

    That's an insult to stupidity.
  9. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Wait, Kafka is supposed to be a she? I always thought it was a he.
  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich Crazy Mike was a faggot, I wish Diet Piano was still alive though.

    I have only fond memories of Crazy Mike. He was not a faggot.

    For some reason, I don't remember much about dietpiano. But that's probably because my insomnia has rotted my brain.
  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    Take LSD and watch this

    Maybe I will. I was thinking of watching a horror movie while tripping but I'm not sure yet.
  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your as stupid as pooh

    You did that on purpose, didn't you?
  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I don't support anti-Sudo threads.
  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Brad says hydromorphone died but I think it's bullshit

    Yes, I think it's bullshit too. But then again, someone who's on the verge of dying hasn't checked into this forum for over a month. You'd think someone with time on their hands would check in from time to time. I hope she's alive, I won't claim she's dead because there's no proof for it. If she doesn't post anything in another five months, then I guess it's safe to say she's gone. After all, she was given only six months to live, according to her.
  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Sudo I got some bad news for u about markxtc311 too…

    I already knew about Mark, and apparently I already knew about Mike too, since I mentioned his death before. Look at how retarded I have gotten from insomnia, the brain damage is real.
  16. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My advice is to go get yourself a rub down at the local Thai massage place and ask to see the extras menu.

    There actually is a local Thai massage place, how did you know? It's literally in my street. Prostitution is legal, though, so I don't need to rely on that. I can get the real deal from women who aren't middle-aged, like the ones running the massage place. I just choose not to engage in such behavior. Due to religious reasons, that is. But I can't keep pulling the Islam card when I'm gonna do acid on Sunday. And that too for the first time. Lol.
  17. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by blaster master Take yourself on a date to a baseball game or out bowling, you'll thank me later.

    Thanks for the tip, but baseball is not a popular sport here and as for bowling, I'm not a fan.

    I like to spend my time in my room instead. I'm pretty much a hikikomori.

    Though that's gonna change because college starts soon. I think I'll be the oldest person there. Being a NEET was great and not so great at the same time. But mostly great.
  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Post some curry recipes please.

    I can make some Pakistani dishes, including sweets, but I have yet to make curry. I will do it one day, for sure. I also made pulao the other day, it's basically brown rice with chicken. I gave it to my friend because he was going to give me acid and he didn't want money for it, he is Afghan and loves Pakistani food. He was born in Pakistan but moved to Europe and grew up here. Before I make curry, I will make another Pakistani sweet first. They're little brown balls, everyone who's had them so far loves them. That sounded way more erotic than it should have..
  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by mmQ lol

    Sorry MICHAEL I just realized I didn't convey what I meant to.

    When I asked if you talk like that in real life I was reading out loud in my head the part where you said "…before I will go upstairs to get a popsicle…"

    That's what I meant when I asked if you talk like that. Like if I were to ask you hey whats up bro, if youd say oh not much man just chilling before I will go to work.

    Basically it's the word WILL. Why did you say WILL GO instead of just saying "before I go upstairs to get a popsicle"?

    Don't worry, dear mmQ - I appreciate that you put a lot of thought into this post because you now understand I'm just a pessimistic Pakistani prick. Ok, I'm not a prick, but still.

    Anyway, I like to be as transparent as possible. I like to say what I'm up to and plan on doing. I like to see myself as an open person who is also honest. My honesty has gotten me into trouble from time to time, but I'd rather be honest and in trouble instead of dishonest and trouble-free.

    PS - I still didn't get my popsicle because I'm still listening to music - this time it's a Pakistani song. Or maybe it's Indian? I don't know, it was produced for an Indian movie but it's sang by a Pakistani. I'd have linked the song here but it's not your taste I guess.
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by aldra it was a typo I meant sadako

    My man, I love j-horror. If only the cursed videotape were real, people could commit seppuku that way.
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