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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by CandyRein Thread has more salt than the Ocean…lol

    I'm not salty, boomers are just lame, unoriginal and rarely funny.
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  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I'm going to put on my legal hat here and say, it comes down to the consent question. However if you are old enough to consent to taking alcohol, and you do and end up having sex with someone then you can't claim rape afterward. It's a bit like, drunk driving, sure you were mentally impaired when you got into a crash with someone else but you chose to become impaired in the first place. Therefore you are guilty of being reckless and should probably face any legal consequences.
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  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Technologist Did you see where I told Soi that 2 weeks pay for the corona virus was approved in the last bill trump signed?

    I did now.
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  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I've got 5 and a half tablets of XTC in the shape of a hexagon, they are pink and have a big skull on them. I had 8 but i took one and a half last week and i got whacked out of my fucking mind. I gave one to a friend of mine who is a girl but not my gf. She's saving hers for the end of the world party next Thursday, and i will save the rest of mine until then also. I'll give 4 of them out to my other friends, that should be enough for the one's that partake. That will be my contribution, plus i get to be whacked out of my fucking mind again.

    Well i hope so. I have a weird relationship with XTC, didn't do it for years until last week. So it worked the way it was supposed to, but there was a time i'd take on the regular, and i got weird efects. Oh well. Tattoo gun guy is bringing coke. There will be several cases of beer and i'll save an Oxy 80 for the come down.

    Yay, drugs.
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  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Technologist I’m an totally fucking disgusted, and if I could have strangled this girl, I would have. So this girl comes in today with a mask on and coughing. So I get all my PPE on and bring her back.

    Here the girl got tested for Covid-19 on Friday, then went back to work. Guess where she works? A FUCKING NURSING HOME.

    I told her she’s supposed to quarantine till she gets her results back and that if she worked at my Mom’s nursing home and came in like that, I wouldn’t be happy. She said her doctor didn’t tell her to stay home after he tested her. WTF????? Who doesn’t know to quarantine with this virus? WTF is wrong with people? My doctor couldn’t help her, she’d already been tested.

    Please tell me everyone is not so exceedingly stupid.

    I think you're being a little rough on the girl, if you work in a medical field, say as a nurse in a nursing home. You'll know what you know and you'll have a general concept of the gap in knowledge between you and a doctor. So as an authoritative figure to her, she just did what her doctor told her. Be mad at the doctor.
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  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Octavian What goodies would be on this site. Anything of interest to us all would most likely have to be illegal.

    Mostly malicious code, prototypes for malware command and control systems. And other cool cyborg stuff.
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  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian

    That's what came to my mind when i first read the thread, but i didn't want to come off as a degenerate. So i didn't post it.
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  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    This place reeks of boiled chicken and over-salted tomatoes. It was a dive alright, that was the point. HQ had sent me this on rush order. "5746 Main, we got two spots that wanna do a feature. Let us know what you find." Yeah i'll let you know you sons of bitches... I'll let you know exactly where the poison hits me.

    The owner comes out covered in olive juice and pepper slime. I hide my disgust for him as best i can but fuck me if some of it doesn't slip through. "You must be..." He starts. "Guy Fieri" I finish his sentence. "Yeah Guy Fiere." no No NO NO. It' s GUY... FIERi. The man looks at me how i imagine Pancho's Pilot looked when Jesus told him He was the son of God. I can barely handle these idiots. It's all part of the job. "Look, let's get three things clear right off the bat." I say to the man. "One, i'm not your friend. You wanna talk to me? You wanna grovel at my feet? You wanna suckle at my teet? Fuck off, i'm here to do a fucking job and that's it. Two, i'm not gonna eat your shitty food. I'll put it in my mouth for the cameras but i will need a toilet at the ready to puke into as soon as we stop rolling. And three... Well three ain't non of your fucking business." There's that Pancho's Pilot look again. This dumb motherfucker is just asking to get his teeth kicked in. But he won't. Guy Fieri doesn't do that anymore.

    The shoot comes and goes and i'm in my hotel room puking my brains out, trying to get rid of any trace of the horror show i had eaten four hours prior. I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My fat, naked body covers the entire wall. I disgust myself. I can't even find my belly button in the sea of disgusting folds that make up the landscape of my terrifying, pudding-like exterior. I wasn't always this way... I used to be a God. I used to fuck like a lion. I used to catch prey at a thousand miles an hour. I used to control the fire in the skies. Guy Fieri, King of the Night. Guy Fieri, master of id. Now? Now i can't even get an erection without watching two hours of food porn first.

    Next week on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives. Watch as Guy Fieri kills himself choking on a lamb shake that's been marinated in Nacho Cheese, watch, as no one cares. Guy Fieri king of nothing. Guy Fieri, master of shit.
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  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Grylls post tits

    Just because i say girly things sometimes doesn't mean... You know what
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  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Dingdingding

    Ever heard of a mirror you dumb spic.
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  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny actually you can.

    what happens if you dont pay your mortgages ?

    or credit card debt ?

    I go personally bankrupt. All my assets will be confiscated, government gets dibs, then the banks then any companies i owe money. However, when i have nothing left i can petition the government for a special relief program. You're only eligible for one every decade. The government will then decide what i am going to do. It will probably go like this.

    1. Get welfare
    2. Get a job
    3. Pay a fixed amount of money back to all my debtors
    4. Repeat for three years
    5. Any left over debt will be forgiven.
    6. Don't want to forgive my debt? Well that's too bad, the government will forbid you from not doing so as long as i follow the rules.
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  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I found a little envelope of coke like a month or two ago. Yeah i took it, no i don't care what you think about that.
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  13. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    [SIZE=72px]UNICORN CHARACTER[/SIZE]

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  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ People minding their own business getting killed. Yeah that's a good thing..

    When it's Muslims i'd say yes. That was payback for all the terrorist attacks in Europe. In fact we're owed hundreds of Mosque shootings as payback. Fuck them all.
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  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Fox What about that Norwegian bloke who blew up parliament and shut up a hitler youth camp or whatever

    Not a Hitler Youth camp, it was Utoya island and it was where all the champagne socialists sent their kids for summer camp. You probably shouldn't be mass murdering kids but if you're going to anyway, socialists are a good choice.
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  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Slow at first, and then fast.
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  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Octavian I wish I had an Island like Epstein away from Corona.

    Apart from the Nonce part, fuck that.

    You could always switch out little girls for regular girls.
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  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Personally i am excited for the extra hours of shitposting this quarantine business is going to give us all.
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  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    That's because God hates Quantitative Easing and Economic Stimulus Packages.
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  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Gotta stay high. ALL THE TIME.

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