Originally posted by Speedy Parker
I am a better than Doug Henning. In 1997 I made a house, a pickup, a Mercedes, a garage full of tools, and a house full of furniture disappear. I will never be married again. 3 years was enough for a lifetime.
I've also never paid a prostitute once. The closet I came to that was towards the very end of my 1st off post pass in basic combat training. Some good looking black hooked propositioned me as I was standing outside the bar waiting on a taxi. I told her all I had was $25. Her neck started bobbing like a chicken as she wagged her finger and said, "Honey, for $25 all I gots is bubble gum and hard dick and I just ran out if bubble gum". I laughed my ass off as I walked towards the cab whi h had just pulled up.
I've never had a problem getting laid by women I like and desire. Sorry your stuck with stupid little kids.
Good anecdote. And don't sweat it, like i have said several times; i like adults in progress(lolis), but i also like women as long as they are not older than i am. The loli aesthetic goes a long way as does personalty and temperament.
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Originally posted by mmQ
People who have worked hard to get where they are tend to dislike it when people who have put in far less effort seem to be happy and carefree.
A minor example would be student loan forgiveness. Of course it's understandably frustrating to have worked for perhaps years and years to pay off ones loans only to see others literally not having to do all that same amount of work.
At the same time, if that forgiveness had been offered to them, it's probably unlikely that they would've declined the offer and chose to pay off their loans the old-fashioned way.
Its just one of those 'it is what it is' situations. The frustration is understandable but it's also more or less pointless I guess, unless the goal is to undo the loan forgiveness and ensure everyone ever has to always work off their loans by hand.
That's just an example though. I think we all want to feel "better than" others in a way, as opposed to feeling "less than" others..I mean that's human nature.. so we don't like those we feel better than, to be happy, especially when we feel they didn't earn it or deserve that happiness.
I would add to that and say that when one is with a group they consider their peers i think it becomes a question of wanting to feel equal to that group of peers and not only be regarded as such but treated as such as well. Especially in groups that are organized a certain way, like a merit based hierarchy within an organization or company for instance. But other social situations as well.
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Get a firework banger yeah? A loud one, if he is due a heart attack induce it by scaring the shit out of him and setting that banger off in the middle of the night.
That's how my annoying neighbor died(Allegedly). But it was a lot louder than a banger, but didn't break anything. Which was fortunate. For THE MURDERER.
Also if you're a fag, there is a moral escape clause built in, because you'll never know if he was destined to have that heart attack that night anyway or not.
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Originally posted by aldra
anyone using nukes will put an immediate end to MAD, after which there's no line between nuclear and conventional weapons so nuclear countries will just start popping them off in conflicts for lulz.
That's why ((certain think-tanks)) have been talking about tactical (vs strategic) nuclear weapons these last few years - 'if the nuke is small enough it shouldn't count'
The Vinny Argument: I have a small penis therefore the sodomy charges should be dropped.
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Originally posted by Wariat
if he nukes poland it will be the end of all russia for eternity.
It would also be the end of pretty much civilization. Even if your nuclear capabilities are much more sophisticated than those of Russia(They are not) Russia still has Dead Hand that'll auto nuke a list of targets if Supreme Command doesn't send a 'lol don't nuke the world'. Every N amount of minutes. And if Supreme Command and somehow all high ranking military officials get vaporized there will be no one sending that message to Dead Hand.
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Here's something interesting you may not know about. After The Great War in Weimar Germany you had the Freikorps right? In Germany they fought the commies, however a lot of former soldiers joined up with The White Army of Russia in Early 1920/1919 to take the fight to The Bolsheviks instead of fighting commie splinter groups in Germany. If you know anything about The Russian Revolution you know what happened to The White Army, sadly.
Interestingly enough there were so many Germans there they had their own war songs and i would recommend you listen to "Nacht steht hunger starr in unsern Traum." It's on Youtube with subtitles in case you don't speak German. It's quite a sad song and it has a very melancholic vibe. But it has a beautiful sorrow to it in a way. It also makes me think of the end of WWII, every time ;-;
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Anyway Holy Roman Empire FTW. It was neither Holy nor Roman nor an Empire but it sure was a thing. And the epically named Diet of Worms was held there.
No, no one ate worms. An Imperial Diet is like a conference of all the important people and the Kaiser. Worms is a name for a place.
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Originally posted by aldra
that's gay as fuck if they did. at least you don't live in Germany though; do you remember hearing about that guy who built a private NSDAP museum in his basement, including an armored vehicle he dragged in piece by piece and built onsite?
when the cops heard about it they raided the place and trashed it; they actually blew up the entryway because the truck/tank was too big for them to haul out. because history is NAUGHTY
Yes i remember it vividly because the story made me angry af when i heard about it. And yeah, my government was pretty butthurt after the war and technically my Grandfather did commit High Treason. I have German family but the tree splits off around the 1700's.
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I don't steal handshakes. I just de-auth every AP i can acquire as fast as my hardware lets me which is pretty goddamn fast. I just imagine everyone that doesn't use WPA3 looking frustrated and not understanding why they don't have WiFi.
Hehe. I should get a YAGI antenna.
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Wanna hear a secret? There's ban on Russian oil and gas across Europe right? Obviously this situation is untenable. So what do they do? I have it on good authority Russian tankers are meeting up with BP tankers in international waters and pumping over their cargo. IDK how they cook the books to make that work but the BP tanker then goes to port and has it's manifest list the oil/gas as coming from a different country whereupon it is unloaded at the port of Rotterdam or Antwerp and transported across the EU.
It's a good way to save face, but disastrous economic policy, especially because you gotta black market your oil and gas now which will mark it up significantly and the money is still going to Russia. In fact more of it.
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