Originally posted by Totse 2001
Hitler was a jedi.. you know this, right?
Bullshit. The only reason this rumor survives is because some faggot name Hanz Frank suggested Hitler's grandma was once employed by a jedi by the name of Leopold Frankenberger and that she maybe was knocked up by him. While in all actuality historical records show no Frankenberger was registered in Graz during that period, indeed, there are no records of the person in question even existing.
That being said, being a jedi is transmitted maternally according to the jedis themselves so even if his dad was jedi(Which he wasn't), Hitler himself wouldn't have been.
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Peter did as well, when he was sat in a boat and saw Jesus walk on the water he was like OMGWTFBBQ and said something along the lines of: That's cool and all, but if it's really you Jesus my old pal, command me to come onto the water towards you. And Jesus said: Come. So he did, he walked a few steps and then he realized: Lol this is impossible and sank. Jesus saved him. Now why did Peter sink? Because he doubted the power of Jesus his faith was not strong enough. And this is where the phrase: "Oh ye of little faith" comes from.
Moral of the story? The bible is weird, also, listen to Jesus and with any luck you can walk on water too.
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What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Until your authoritarian communist dictatorship becomes even shittier to live in and people will want freedom again. Also no matter how shit my life i would rather die free than live in chains. So fuck your state.
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Originally posted by aldra
YEMEN - The Yemeni Army are in the final stages of testing modifications to their existing SRBMs that will allow them to break Mach 4.5, which, given the range that they're attempting to strike Saudi Arabia from, should make them immune to their Patriot Missile defences.
Allah be with you Yemen.
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Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher
I don't remember the vast majority of anything from my childhood, and what I do remember is not good at all so I imagine that's part of it. I don't remember my father and anybody that came into the family as a father figure was a complete dickhead so I spent most of my young life hating men. Then I hit 18, got a job, got out of school, and got out into the real world, and quickly found out women are just as bad.
Then there was the drug use. Just innocent psychedelic use at first, then dissociatives,then opiates. The meth and alcohol didn't come until later
I'm sort of like malice in that all I've ever known is isolation, involuntary at first, then I got used to it and now prefer it but apparently everyone wants to talk to me now but I just want them to fuck off
I act stupid here but IRL I'm so many levels above everybody I meet, they all seem so fucking slow, and the world moves too slow for me, I get bored with people quickly, and it seems that all people want me around for is to bitch about their problems to me, which I don't fucking care about the vast majority of the time. For these reasons I don't even bother trying to meet friends or partners anymore.
I lived under a bridge for a few months, and it seemed to actually improve my mental state for a while but then I started drinking extremely heavily and using stims heavily and it got much worse
I have what appears to be organic psychotic mental illness and the resultant run through the mental health system and debt from that only made it worse. I was somewhat shunned by family for a while because they don't believe in mental illness. They either think it's demons or drug use.
And a lot of other family issues but I'm not getting into that again
I just quit drinking so maybe it'll get slightly better
It's almost always shitty childhood that makes people fucked up. Also about other people seeming stupid and slow, hashtag relatable except when it comes to my family. They're all pretty fucking smart.
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It's a fool's errand. Ever fallen in love with a girl from the internet? A real girl? I kinda did, a while ago. We talked for ages about all kinds of shit, she was cute too, still is actually. Exactly my type. She's kind of a troubled girl and we lost touch after a while. But she's really talented, she sings really well, plays guitar and piano too, she has a youtube channel and sometimes uploads a song. And i listen to it. And it makes me kind of sad when i do, but i do it anyway.
rip
How about you?
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Originally posted by crabbypenguin
sophie i remember you taking personality style A test, could you try personality style B, because it deals with the cluster A personality disorders (schizoid, schizotypal, paranoid) which is relevant to schizophreniaing and will help me elaborate on my hobby of human case studies
Originally posted by RestStop
Usually not my type of band/music but I'm feelin' it Brahs, enjoy.
Also yeah, Doom Metal, more like gloom metal amirite? Woods of Ypres is rather dope though for a gloom metal band. If you're really feeling edgy you should listen to Suicidal Black Metal.
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