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2019-04-27 at 5:24 PM UTC in Candyrein is a nigger
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2019-04-27 at 4:32 PM UTC in Candyrein is a niggerCandyrein did not have a choice as to her skin color, however §m£ÂgØL had a choice as to whether or not he would hitchike across the country to see a fat sack of shit and get assfucked by her hillbilly husband.
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2019-04-27 at 6:59 AM UTC in Niggas In Space: The GameSo I'm starting a new game of Stellaris and I needed a muse. Turns out it's all of you fuckers.
I'll maybe post some updates about the exploits of our Space Nigga empire in this thread. As it stands, our homeworld - Niggan Prime - orbits a trinary cluster of stars at the center of the Totse system. The glorious Space Nigga Authority is being ruled over by a noble dictatorial technocrat by the name of "Lanny Reptar", the Grand Niggus (long may he reign).
And, thus, the autistic adventures begin:
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2019-04-26 at 2:21 PM UTC in I am weak and sought out pleasured of the flesh last nightonly one way to find outThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-26 at 7:06 AM UTC in Gadzooks vs RCMP... FALSIFIED POLICE REPORT just came in the mail (from request under Access of Information act)... GTFIH!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-26 at 6:56 AM UTC in Gadzooks vs RCMP... FALSIFIED POLICE REPORT just came in the mail (from request under Access of Information act)... GTFIH!
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2019-04-24 at 8:29 PM UTC in I'm in the doghouse at workSo on one of the pages I'm developing we have some legal disclosures because everything has to have disclosures. They have to come from the legal group though and they haven't figured out the copy yet, so I just threw in some text to hold the space and pad out the layout appropriately. I usually make some joke because lorem ipsum is boring. So I put in some stuff like "this product is known to the state of California to cause cancer". It was only supposed to be seen by QA who know it's a placeholder but the translation group got their hands on it and raised it to like my boss thrice removed. I got chewed out pretty royally lol, told that it was extremely unprofessional. Oh the joys of American corporate life.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-23 at 4:13 PM UTC in Anyone here experienced with Arduino, or at least electronic circuitry more generally?OK so I tried to use FRITZING but I shit the bed and just did a shitty drawing in gimp instead.
FIRST: Use a multimeter on the DOOR_RELEASE (4) line and check the voltage when you hit the button to release the lock. I'm assuming the line is a constant 12v that is interrupted/grounded (voltage drops to 0) when you hit the release button.
Basically my idea is:
1. Get a USB sound card, wire the SPEECH_IN/SPEECH_OUT (2/3) pins to mono plugs, plug them into the sound card to send and receive audio. Test it to make sure levels are OK before you try to access the audio programmatically.
2. Get an arduino 5/12v relay board (you can just use a 5v relay but this is neater). Wire the DOOR_RELEASE (4) pin to COM(MON). Wire GROUND (3) to NO (Normally Open). Basically you ONLY want to ground the door release wire when the relay is activated - this is what triggers the door to unlock. You can potentially do it the other way around, put ground to NC (Normally Closed) but this would mean that the relay has to be activated for the door to lock, so if your device were to lose power for whatever reason the door would be permanently locked open.
3. On the relay board, wire the GROUND and VCC pins to the correct GPIOs on your Raspberry Pi - reference. You can wire the IN pin (if you use a relay board with more than one relay there will be an IN pin that corresponds to each relay - in the image it's a 2-relay board but you can go with 1; I only used it because it was the best image I could find) to any free GPIO you want, I connected it to GPIO2 for convenience.
NOTE: The relay requires 5v to operate; depending on the power supply you're using you may not be able to power it directly from the raspberry pi power rail. If this is the case attach a 5v battery or other appropriate power supply to the VCC/GND pins on the relay board.
4. You should now be set up to code. Try to play and record sounds on the usb sound card to test that. To test the door locking mechanism, set GPIO2 (or whatever pin you have the relay control attached to) to HIGH to unlock and LOW to lock (1 and 0 digital signals). I can write some example code in perl if you want but I suspect you won't have much trouble with that part.
Example cheap parts:
Sound Card:
https://www.amazon.com/Sabrent-External-Adapter-Windows-AU-MMSA/dp/B00IRVQ0F8/
Mono Connectors (stereo is fine, just wire the line to both L and R):
https://www.amazon.com/Ancable-10-Pack-3-5mm-Solder-Connector/dp/B077XSZ5BK/
Single Relay Board (can use multiple, don't really need to though):
https://www.amazon.com/Tolako-Arduino-Indicator-Channel-Official/dp/B00VRUAHLE
Originally posted by Sophie Really interesting project Gad, looking forward to seeing Aldra's schematics. Personally i think i would just go mostly low tech on this one and set most of the stuff up with either relays and/or transistors depending on the voltage. I'm not much of a hardware guy, but i'd probably rig it so that when the buzzer goes it triggers a relay or transistor to supply a current to a simple receiver in a switchboard like setup
that's almost exactly what the project in his link does lol -
2019-04-22 at 5:05 PM UTC in Crackerass peckerwood cops shoot unarmed black couple
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2019-04-22 at 1:09 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionA liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
"How old is this rock?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite jedily and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"
"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal COCKodile tears.
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper FiThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-22 at 5:17 AM UTC in im an attention hore look at meI'm an attention hore too.
Look at me instead.
Actually no, gaze upon my visage in all its splendid glory much like you would gaze upon the midday sun; briefly and with trepidation.
Then, gather before me with gifts to sacrifice for my appeasement, and I may just consider acknowledging these gifts.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-21 at 10:59 AM UTC in Take down that stupid fucking banner
Originally posted by HTS I could explain it and make it make sense, but it'd use the same part of the brain you use to write a bullshit meaningless essay/pad one out… and my head already hurts enough.
you need to exercise your antisemygdala. one day you'll be able to rapid-fire jedifacts and be immune to jedi mind tricks like meThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-21 at 7:14 AM UTC in Take down that stupid fucking bannerIt doesn't make sense, but if someone wants to take the time to photoshop a banner then by damn they deserve to have it forced upon all of your consciousnesses.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-21 at 7:08 AM UTC in using second computer as rendering machine for video editing softwarehttps://www.raspberrypi.org/blog/beowulf-clusters-node-visualisation-pi-vizuwall/
Seen this on slashdot. It's a beowulf cluster of raspberry pis, and each is hinged so they wave around depending on load.
I didn't even know beowulf clusters were still a thing.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-18 at 6:25 AM UTC in Anyone here experienced with Arduino, or at least electronic circuitry more generally?typically those intercoms run a constant 5v, when you interrupt it the door lock releases.
I actually planned on doing something similar before I moved out of the place that had that system; I had a bluetooth hardware ID detection script running off of a raspberry pi, and I meant to wire a relay in to the intercom system so the pi could trigger a disconnection on the door lock line when my phone was detected.
Need more specifics to give you proper advice.
1. What exactly are you trying to do
2. Get a multimeter and test voltages. Arduino typically signals on 5v so if your intercom is running on 12v for example, you're going to need to consider that.
Yes the audio lines are analogue, but decoding audio is more complicated than just attaching them to analogue pins. Why do you want to capture audio at all? If it's for some kind of voice recognition or command, arduino boards are not powerful enough and you'll need to pass the audio on to a computer or something for processing.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-16 at 7:15 PM UTC in Little girls are tight.
Originally posted by Zanick If you groom them and violate them, surely you understand something of their psychology that escapes those of us who aren’t blessed with your good taste.
Oh, no, it's not like that at all.
Just like how IRL IEDs don't go off with a 30 feet fireball, IRL man-child romances don't end up with violations, of any kind, at all. That's just Hollywoods and fake newses.
IRL man-child romances are very much alike your normal, average normie romances, with only few, minor, cosmetic differences, like it involved minors.
As usual, they begin as friendships, most likely in secret because children has been over-warned by their over zealous parents that friendships with adult strangers are very bad and wrong. And dangerous. And should be avoided. But they did it anyway because everybody knows that parents are wrong, all the time.
Of course there're some truths to their claims, that adult-child romances can be bad for the child, in the way that these children are normally over treated with treats, and receive too many fabulous toys and gifts that made them the subject of envy of their peers. But that's all it and everything elses are just Hollywood over dramatizing and fake news over sensationalizing simply bacause
SEX SELLS AND VICTIM SELLS BETTER BUT ABOVE ALL SEXUAL VICTIM SELLS BEST - PERIOD -
Now back to the subject of man-child romances ; after a period of sometime, just like what happens with normie couples, man-child couples too begin to become intimate, and they begin to share their deepest, most intimate secrets. Now while adults have lots of weird, complicated secrets, little girls have on the other hand, only really simple, almost generic secrets.
And this little generic secret is that they all invariably like to be touched, here, and like this, because it makes them feel good, really good. Even old hags likeTech once carried this little secret herself. Just ask her. And so now, your little girlfriend decides whisper into your ear her lillte secret. Sometimes they won't even give you a heads up.
They just one day come kneading onto you on the couch and take your finger and begin using it as an implement to rub her little magical spot and then ask you to carry on because they like how the rubbings makes them feel. Of course being the gentleman that you are, you were shocked by her request and so you tell them that this is WRONG, VERY, VERY WRONG.
VERY, VERY-VERY, VERRIE WRONG !!!!
But they insist it's ok because they aren't going to tell anyone about this, not their dad, not their mom, not even God. And of course you have your doubts and so you asked them to swear in the name of their beloved pet rabbit, and which they did in a heart beat. So what else can you do if they already went this far and wanted it this much, other than to help, touching them like the way they want to be touched, where they want to be touched. See, no violations what-so-ever. Only volition ; hers.
But of course, these little girls, as innocent and as little as they are, are not completely without any intelligence or empathy, and so it's only a matter of time before they come to the conclusion that
hey, if it makes them feel good when you to touch them in their there, then you must be feeling good too if they touch you in your there, and so without further ado, and without any announcement, they extended their finger towards your there .... but
arrr ..... surprise-surprise, as they gasps to their new found knowledge that what you have down there are totally unlike what they have down their there, and it makes their eyes shine with wonder and bewilderment !
At first, being the kind gentleman that you are and not wanting to taint their innocence, you've decided to just let things happen naturally, and let them chips land wherever they may fall. And her first few attempts to please you are both awkward and comical. Initially she begins by rubbing you the way she rubs herself, but somehow her instincts just tell her that this isn't right.
Then she begins to pet your there like it's a pet. She begin to pet its head (dome), first from the front to the back, and then from the left to right. Soon, she's petting it along the shaft on its convexed and swollen "underbelly". Still this doesn't seems right, for some reason and she just knew it. It is then in this very juncture in time and space that you've decided to give in to the temptation and show her the ropes, on how to best deal with your rope.
And so you wrap your hand around your thing and stroke it. Like this, you tell her as she looks at you, her eyes glistening with joy. Slowly, stroke by stroke she improves her stroking skills, until suddently a tiny crystal ball begin to form at the tip of your dome (head). Giggling with curiousity, she gives the tiny crystal ball a good look before touching it with her little index finger.
Arrr, its water, clear as crystal and yet slimy like oil as she rubs it in between her thumb and index finger. What's this she asks, and you, sensing the futility of explaining what precums are, just tells her that it's a something that a mans pee-pee makes when he feels really good, like how she's making you feel right now.
All these go on for a while before again, her little creative mind springs into action !
"Hmmm .... " she thinks to herself, "if you feel good when I presses you pee-pee, and if I feel good when you presses my pee-pee, why not I just get on top of you and press my pee-pee against your pee-pee so that we both can feel good at the same time and free our hands to do other things, like tickling each other's tit-tit, which also makes me feel really good ?".
So suddenly and without any ado, she askes that you lie down and straddles herself onto you. It took her a few attempts to align her love button with the tip of your dome (head) and the right posture to do so, but eventually she gets it right and the pressings begin and you both are felling good. Really, really good.
It all goes really well and the both of you are having a good time until one fateful momment when tragedy strikes when she, in her over exuberance, pressed her love button just a little bit way too hard and a tad too fast and causes your head (dome) to slip and vectored into that soft spot you knew was verboten and has sworn to never go !
Uber verboten !.
And it all happened so fast it took you a few seconds to process what's happening and why is your head (dome) and a half of your shaft feel like they're being surrounded by warm jelly ? And then, slowly, the horrors begin to sink in as you gasps to the realization that you're now in a place where no other man has gone before, and having done what you've sworn to never do ; to have your penis halfway inside a child !
To be a child fucker !
And just like that, due to a poor twist of fate, an otherwise harmless and innocent man is now forced to see himself slowly transform into a monster from the reflection in the eyes of the little girl that's straddled on top of him.
Dr. Gonzo was right with what he told Raoul Duke while he was sobbing in the hallway.
" ... it never pays to help, man, it never pays to help .... "
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2019-04-16 at 6:54 PM UTC in Fuk everyone here and go die
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2019-04-16 at 4:25 AM UTC in Anyone that likes flat chested girls
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2019-04-16 at 3:27 AM UTC in ATTN: LannyYour mother is a whoreThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-16 at 3:26 AM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
Originally posted by Octavian LANNY DO YOU LIKE JAPS' EYES OR CATS' EYES ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!!!
Thank you please.
I assume these are euphemisms for something? Jap's eye is the tip of your dick right? I guess cats' eyes?
Also I like light eye colors a bit, aesthetically, even though they're kinda inferior in terms of eye damage and stuff. I read somewhere that a popular hypothesis for why they emerged in some populations is because they make socialization in low light like in caves easier. That's probably some bullshit but I always liked the idea that that was the reason my eyes are the color they are, that my ancestors were pro-social cavemen, and we're just so fly we managed to keep this maladaptive trait around for a long ass time.
Also Japanese girls are cute but Koreans really take it for looks. Or maybe it's the plastic surgery, but damn Korean gals are fine looking. Actually I know it's not just the plastic surgery, they just have dank genetics I guess.
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