Posts by snab_snib

2017-05-15 at 5:55 PM UTC in tfw to smart

snab_snib African Astronaut

he's not wrong, NIS is several steps below youtube in terms of intellectual capacity.

2017-05-15 at 5:52 PM UTC in Turns out Anne Frank is alive. And has a youtube channel.

snab_snib African Astronaut

yall only like her because she seems accessible enough since she's ugly.

2017-05-15 at 5:52 PM UTC in rainbow six siege is the only good video game

snab_snib African Astronaut

and ubisoft tries their hardest to make it shit anyways. even still, there's just no comparison to the fluidity and challenge it presents or the creativity it demands. no other video game i've ever played rewards aggressiveness and psychological insight the same way. no other game requires you to get into the opponents head quite like rainbow six siege does. the environment can be your friend or your enemy in so many ways. everything can change so fast. and you're punished for losing, hard. if you're playing hard, you'll jump out of your chair when you get schwacked unexpectedly. and every time you die, you lose between 3 and 15 minutes of play-time.

2017-05-15 at 5:37 PM UTC in Your daily reminder.

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by cerakote no it isnt

taxation isnt theft its a law anywhere you go you will have to pay taxes so just get used to it because your sparkly fairy dreamscape without taxes will never exist

but muh sparkly fairy dreamscape

but muh rights

2017-05-15 at 5:09 PM UTC in Illumination or gnosis

snab_snib African Astronaut

do you only have enough money to buy one?

2017-05-15 at 4:51 AM UTC in @ Darth Beaver

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by infinityshock no

you wish it were not so but it is so

m'lady

2017-05-15 at 4:47 AM UTC in tfw to smart

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by Oasis Malice you're only mildly gifted from what I can tell. A solid 130 whos autistic enough to write the biggest walls of text ever

malice is a 100 at best.

2017-05-15 at 4:46 AM UTC in Does anyone here believe in alien abduction?

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by Discount Whore 80% of 'abduction stories' can be attributed to sleep paralysis and the other 20% to lies.

you forgot about the aliens.

2017-05-15 at 4:46 AM UTC in Does anyone here believe in alien abduction?

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by Dargo elaborate

i was sitting on my bed reading a book and without a transition i was outside of my body, and watching myself cry without moving my face or anything from outside, and then the door and windows went black and again without transition i was back in my body reading, but several hours had passed.

another time, i was sitting in the living room playing with those toy plastic soldiers. i was looking for a particular soldier i liked, and i walked around getting frantic i had lost it. then i realized it was in my hand. as soon as i realized that, i was out of my body without transition, and there was something in the upper corner of the room (which seemed pretty big to a kid like me) and it was making me laugh. not like it was funny, but like it was shorting out the laugh circuit in my brain, so i just laughed and laughed for what seemed like hours. then it stopped and i hurt all over, and i immediately fell asleep.

another time, i was sitting at my little desk in front of a long row of windows in my room, and i saw a glowing blue sphere about a meter wide fly past my window. i instantly just went unconscious and fell out of my chair. that was when we lived next door to a large Lockheed-martin facility.

another time, i was playing pokemon on my gameboy, and i felt like i was being electrocuted but i couldn't move. i saw a big blue ball of light fly past my window, and suddenly i was somewhere else. i was in a big plain of waving grass, and everything was bright and golden. jesus was there, and he talked to me and held my hand as i walked with him. then i was back in my bed with my gameboy, crying with joy and my body was thrumming with happiness and pleasure.

there's more but i can't remember them.

2017-05-15 at 4:22 AM UTC in Does anyone here believe in alien abduction?

snab_snib African Astronaut

it's happened to me, when i was a little kid.

2017-05-15 at 4:20 AM UTC in @ Darth Beaver

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by infinityshock theres nothing in that pic remotely resembling anything about me at all. not even a little bit.

that is exactly how you represent yourself on the internet

this is the meme you are associated with

2017-05-15 at 4:15 AM UTC in Having Neanderthal dna makes you superior

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by Discount Whore ok sorry snab snib

thanks, i actually appreciate that. i'll be nice to you for at least a while now.

2017-05-15 at 4:08 AM UTC in @ Darth Beaver

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by infinityshock that.

is horrific.

that.

is you.

2017-05-15 at 4:05 AM UTC in @ Darth Beaver

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by infinityshock i run from nothing.

oh in-faggity-cock, you're so dreamy

2017-05-15 at 4:01 AM UTC in Adopting a Kid.

snab_snib African Astronaut

why the fuck would you do that

just put him in a gunny sack with a rock and toss him in the river, it's the right thing to do.

2017-05-15 at 3:55 AM UTC in Having Neanderthal dna makes you superior

snab_snib African Astronaut

btw it's snab snib not snib snab

2017-05-15 at 3:53 AM UTC in Having Neanderthal dna makes you superior

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by Discount Whore Get the fuck out of here snib snab. Your opinion is so worthless I wouldn't wipe my ass with it.

just because you don't like it, doesn't mean it's not true. you need to get your shit together.

2017-05-15 at 3:50 AM UTC in Having Neanderthal dna makes you superior

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by Discount Whore You are objectively wrong. I'm guessing you skipped paleoanthropology class. Even BBC articles accept it. Are you saying you are 'more correct' than the BBC?

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150929-why-are-we-the-only-human-species-still-alive

Let's try a dictionary.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/human

"1. A member of the species Homo sapiens; a human being.
2. A member of any of the extinct species of the genus Homo, such as Homo erectus or Homo habilis, that are considered ancestral or closely related to modern humans."

Would you motherfuckin' look at that. Maybe a different one, surely I've cherry picked em.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/human#h2

"consisting of members of the family Hominidae : hominid"

Oh wait I-

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/human

'1.3 Zoology Of or belonging to the genus "Homo"'

I was right bitch. Unless of course you *still* want to push your point.

none of that shit is correct.

2017-05-15 at 3:33 AM UTC in @ Darth Beaver

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by infinityshock you dont know jack or shit about vehicle borne defensive tactics.

lmfao@u

2017-05-15 at 3:32 AM UTC in looking at the moon

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump nein

that's a badass crib

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