Posts by snab_snib

2017-05-18 at 4:30 AM UTC in Mexican Internet

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Originally posted by Helladamnleet This just in: Most countries have their own internet culture.

they don't deserve it. america invented the internet. we should shut them all down and charge for them to use ours.

2017-05-18 at 4:28 AM UTC in Yo, no cooking section?

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by Bill Krozby if you come to austin I will make you a Bill Krozby dog with sauerkraut on a poppy seed bun, with mayo and baco

that sounds fucking retarded.

i eat my hot dogs 100% plain. just the hotdog and the bun. it's the only way. i prefer 'wonderbread' buns.

2017-05-18 at 4:03 AM UTC in Yo, no cooking section?

snab_snib African Astronaut

radishes have some chemical in them similar to piperine (black pepper) and capsaicin (peppers) or horseradish, but its a different kind of spicy chemical effect. i use the apples to balance out the tomato, so that it doesn't become ketchup. they have similar textures that after being minced and carmelized with the onions and stuff it gives it some thickness.

so you flip crepes?

2017-05-18 at 3:42 AM UTC in Yo, no cooking section?

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by Helladamnleet I made some pretty good BBQ sauce once, and when it comes to pie crusts, pizza crusts, and other dough I can usually hold my own pretty well.

I made some from scratch pancakes the other day that turned out really well. Nice and heavy the way I like them, and I can fuck up some crepes.

i don't know how to make crepes.

the secret ingredient to my BBQ sauce is radishes and apples.

2017-05-18 at 3:30 AM UTC in Yo, no cooking section?

snab_snib African Astronaut

i make good scratch tortellini and marinara. i make good scratch BBQ sauce. i make good crusty white bread (it's not as good in a regular house oven, ideally you have a fired deck oven at 575. most house ovens only go to 450.) i make good cheesecake. i can make perfect omelettes on a gas range, keep fucking it up with glass electric ranges. i make good mac n cheese, could probably say i make good scratch mac n cheese if i had a pasta press. i make great pancakes with interesting varieties, i prefer pancakes with oatmeal and eggs and just enough flour/baking powder to make it stick. i make great french fries, the real kind, fried floured frozen fried. i make great pies from scratch with fresh berries and stuff, or creme fillings. i make good wax bean casserole.

2017-05-18 at 2:28 AM UTC in The Autism Quotient Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.

snab_snib African Astronaut

twist ending: the entire test was actually just a control group for another study. it's the faggot test. if you agree to take it you're a faggot. the contents were only a ruse.

2017-05-18 at 2:25 AM UTC in m&ms are brain types

snab_snib African Astronaut

oh so now you believe in spontanious alienation

2017-05-18 at 2:07 AM UTC in Mourning Birds

snab_snib African Astronaut

this planet isn't 'fucked'. that's a silly thing to say.

2017-05-18 at 1:46 AM UTC in the aftermath of 2.5 Grams Of D X M

snab_snib African Astronaut

depressing.

2017-05-17 at 11:11 PM UTC in rainbow six siege is the only good video game

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by Phoenix I really wanna play it but I'm a broke bitch and nobody wants to buy me games.

i'll buy you a rope to hang yourself with

2017-05-17 at 10:17 PM UTC in Austin gont sues his date for 17.31

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by SBTlauien Thank god we're not animals anymore.

our current state of affairs is far MORE animal than the example cited.

2017-05-17 at 9:35 PM UTC in Fucking chirping birds motherfucker!

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by infinityshock it wasn't a request.

stfu and go cram a 50-pound crack rock into your dick socket

you can't make me, so, by definition it is a request. but you don't know what a definition is, do you?

by the way, you should try saying please. it works a charm.

2017-05-17 at 7:47 PM UTC in if not now, when? if not it, what? if not things, stuff?

snab_snib African Astronaut

what am i?

2017-05-17 at 7:38 PM UTC in Opinions on the homeless?

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by Totse 2001 This is just bored indian kids doing satire or set up by some adult.

India would never praise an occupier especially since Hitler tried to get Britian to come aboard. England refused. England occupied countries in nearly every timezone and Hitler wanted the same.

So why would Indians love Hitler? This is just some weird Indian Satire

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/hitler-is-a-rock-star-in-south-asia

everyone loves hitler in asia, the middle east, lots of south america.

2017-05-17 at 7:17 PM UTC in THIS JUST IN! Washington Post: Let's stop jailing women for anything.

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by Captain Falcon You say that sarcastically but it's a great idea.

This is why Islam is the best religion.

inshallah

2017-05-17 at 7:13 PM UTC in What happens when you die? Best and worst case scenario

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by NARCassist I dunno, ask the author of the article I quoted.

what in the world would make you think that he knows anything at all?

2017-05-17 at 7:06 PM UTC in THIS JUST IN! Washington Post: Let's stop jailing women for anything.

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by Discount Whore I don't think you've read The Tempest either.

are you implying that having read the tempest is a good thing?

2017-05-17 at 6:16 PM UTC in fuck you all

snab_snib African Astronaut

everyone else, with a few exceptions, is more interesting, valuable, intelligent and cool than you. and their lives are worth more.

2017-05-17 at 6:01 PM UTC in I'm not religious. I'm not political.

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by mmQ i'm not religious, i'm not political

you don't have a choice in these things. man is a religious creature and a political creature.

2017-05-17 at 5:58 PM UTC in THIS JUST IN! Washington Post: Let's stop jailing women for anything.

snab_snib African Astronaut

>there are far fewer women in prison

>that means that these women are already disproportionately affected by a system designed for men

holy fuck, did they just conflate the fact only 7% of prisoners are women with women being oppressed by men?

jesus fuck

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