I haven't seen trick r treaters in like 5 years living in my part of the city. THE IMMIGRANTS WILL STEAL YOUR CANDY OOOooooOOoooOOoooooo spooooookky
This year halloween fell on a weekend Me and geto boyz are trick-or-treating Robbing little kids for bags Till an old man got behind our ass So we speeded up the pace Took a look back and he was right before our face He'd be in for a squab' no doubt So I swung and hit the nigga in his mouth He was going down, we figured But this was no ordinary nigga He stood about six or seven feet Now, that's the nigga I'd been seeing in my sleep So we triple-teamed on him Dropping them motherfuckin b's on him The more I swung the more blood flew Then he disappeared and my boys disappeared, too Then I felt just like a fiend It wasn't even close to halloween It was dark as fuck on the streets My hands were all bloody from punching on the concrete God damn, homie My mind is playing tricks on me
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its gonna be called 52'ers drive thru and feature a dish representing every state of the union
Alabama - Cotton Candy Grits: Sweet and savory grits with cotton candy drizzle. Alaska - Aurora Borealis Nachos: Colorful tortilla chips, wild Alaskan salmon, northern lights-inspired sauce. Arizona - Cactus Blossom Sliders: Cactus-infused beef patties, prickly pear relish. Arkansas - Ozark Mountain Mystery Meat Stew: Assorted game meats, secret spices. California - Hollywood Hills Sushi Burrito: Giant sushi burrito with avocado, sushi rice. Colorado - Rocky Mountain Oysters Pizza: Pizza with breaded Rocky Mountain oysters. Connecticut - Mystic Seaport Clam Chowder Pizza: Clam chowder pizza with clams, bacon. Delaware - Blue Hen Chicken and Waffle Tacos: Blueberry-infused chicken, mini waffle taco shells. Florida - Key Lime alliGAYtor Bites: Fried alliGAYtor bites with key lime sauce. Georgia - Peach Cobbler BBQ Ribs: Ribs glazed with peach cobbler-inspired barbecue sauce. Hawaii - Hula Hula Pineapple Pizza: Pizza with pineapple, coconut, hula dance spirit. Idaho - Spud-tacular Potato Ice Cream Sundae: Mashed potato-shaped ice cream, caramel gravy, bacon bits. Illinois - Deep Dish Chicago Hot Dog Pie: Deep-dish pizza with Chicago-style hot dog ingredients. Indiana - Hoosier Sugar Cream Pie Milkshake: Sugar cream pie blended into a thick milkshake. Iowa - Cornfield Corn Dog Casserole: Corn dogs baked in a casserole with a cornbread crust. Kansas - Sunflower Seed Fried Chicken: Fried chicken coated in sunflower seed crust. Kentucky - Bluegrass Bourbon Brisket Tacos: Slow-cooked bourbon-infused brisket in taco form. Louisiana - Bayou Gumbo Pasta: Gumbo-inspired pasta with a mix of Louisiana seafood. Maine - Lobster Roll Ice Cream Sandwich: Lobster-flavored ice cream between two buttery rolls. Maryland - Chesapeake Crab Cake Burger: Crab cakes as burger patties with Old Bay seasoning. Massachusetts - Boston Baked Bean Brownies: Brownies with a Boston baked bean twist. Michigan - Great Lakes Cherry Pie Shake: Cherry pie blended into a thick shake. Minnesota - Hotdish Hot Fudge Sundae: Tater tot hotdish-inspired sundae with hot fudge. Mississippi - Delta Blues Mud Pie: A rich mud pie inspired by the Delta blues music scene. Missouri - Show-Me State BBQ Sundae: Layers of barbecue meats in sundae form. Montana - Bison Jerky Trail Mix: Trail mix featuring bison jerky and local Montana nuts. Nebraska - Cornhusker Corn Chowder Burrito: Corn chowder wrapped in a burrito with Nebraska corn. Nevada - Las Vegas Strip Steak Tacos: Tacos featuring the finest cuts from the Las Vegas Strip. New Hampshire - Maple Syrup Pancake Pizza: Pizza topped with pancakes and drizzled with New Hampshire maple syrup. New Jersey - Turnpike Pork Roll Sub: A sub sandwich with pork roll and a variety of Garden State flavors. New Mexico - Enchanted Chile Rellenos: Chile rellenos with a touch of magic from the Land of Enchantment. New York - Big Apple Bagel Delight: Bagel loaded with New York-style pastrami, lox, and cream cheese. North Carolina - Tar Heel Sweet Potato Pie: Sweet potato pie with a hint of the Tar Heel State's sweetness. North Dakota - Prairie Wild Berry Cheesecake: Cheesecake featuring berries from the North Dakota prairies. Ohio - Buckeye Candy Ice Cream Cone: Ice cream cone inspired by Ohio's famous buckeye candies. Oklahoma - Sooner State BBQ Bison Burger: BBQ bison burger paying homage to Oklahoma's Sooner spirit. Oregon - Portlandia Marionberry Doughnuts: Doughnuts infused with the flavor of Oregon's famous marionberries. Pennsylvania - Liberty Bell Pretzel Sausage: Sausage nestled in a pretzel bun inspired by Pennsylvania's history. Rhode Island - Ocean State Calamari Roll: A sushi roll with a Rhode Island twist, featuring calamari. South Carolina - Palmetto Pimento Cheese Fritters: Fried pimento cheese fritters inspired by South Carolina's palmetto tree. South Dakota - Black Hills Buffalo Chili Dogs: Chili dogs with buffalo meat inspired by the Black Hills. Tennessee - Honky Tonk Hot Chicken Tacos: Tacos with Nashville hot chicken and honky-tonk flavor. Texas - Lone Star Brisket Quesadilla: Quesadilla with the bold taste of Texas brisket. Utah - Arches National Park Red Rock Ribs: Ribs glazed with a sauce inspired by Utah's red rock formations. Vermont - Green Mountain Maple Cotton Candy: Cotton candy with a Vermont twist, infused with pure maple syrup. Virginia - Colonial Peanut Pie Sundae: Sundae featuring a peanut pie inspired by Virginia's colonial history. Washington - Space Needle Coffee Scones: Scones infused with local coffee, inspired by the Space Needle. West Virginia - Appalachian Apple Butter Cake: Cake with the rich flavor of West Virginia apple butter. Wisconsin - Dairyland Cheese Curd Cheesecake: Cheesecake with the squeaky goodness of Wisconsin cheese curds. Wyoming - Cowboy Campfire Chili: Hearty chili inspired by cowboy campfire cooking in the Wyoming wilderness. Puerto Rico - Salsa Criolla Plantain Lasagna: Layers of plantains and salsa criolla, capturing the flavors of Puerto Rico. Washington, D.C. - Capitol Hill Crab Cake Benedict: A decadent twist on eggs Benedict with D.C.'s famous crab cakes.
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on one hand I think it'd be funny to execute people using methods based on the crimes they commit, in his case ramming D-cells up his ass until they come out his eyes.
in a more practical sense though, ie. better for society as a whole, I think summary execution as well as the summary execution of his parents for fucking up would be best
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This dude needs to be murdered in an awful fashion. Aside from like maciej, ive never had the desire to hurt someone. But if there was ever someone whod be perfect to pop.tjat cherry, itd be someone lile this guy
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Originally posted by trippymindfuk
Do you think he became a zoologist so he had cover while he fucked animals or so he could have a fancy title in order to fuck animals?
now I'm going to wonder about zoologists the same way I wonder about male daycare workers
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I’ve been depressed for so long that I don’t know how it feels to be anything else anymore and I’ve just kind of gotten used to it. I just try not to think about it and focus on making money
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This does remind me of this idea for a book I had where some depressed guy gets enamored with this crazy chick who’s into committing petty crimes like shoplifting and shit and they start getting into increasingly illegal dangerous thrill seeking type shit together, just feeding off each other's negative energy in an insane self-destructive spiral of sex and violence until eventually they start murdering people.
So anyway the part this reminds me of is where they find out some rapper and his entourage is gonna be at a certain nightclub that night so they show up and kill them all and steal their chains and shit.
I should find where I saved that and start writing again...
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