It's all about dat post:thanks ratio
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2017-03-24 at 2:10 AM UTC
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cutting onions
or stop being a bitch about it, suck it up, and carry on cutting.
it's good practice for CS and pepper spray exposure and building resistance to it
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2017-03-24 at 1:30 AM UTC
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cutting onions
i hate crying every time i slice them
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If Bill and Bill Krozby ever have a kid I imagine you'd be the resulting offspring. Just some retarded monghole trying to get rid of his extra chromosome and unable to say anything other than "hurrdurr zech and zendies"
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This G is taking a beating. I'm abusing my wife.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
you literally should get a public relations consultant to review your posts before you make them. other than being called a 'faggot' the next worst insult for someone with a penis is to be accused of peeing while sitting down.
I piss in a toilet with no lights on just fine…and never get so much as a drop of piss anywhere but in the bowl. then again…considering your penile-disfunction it's no wonder you can't aim that poor worm. it's a wonder you're able to direct your piss anywhere other than in your underwear.
you talk like you have the life experience of a 15 year old.
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2017-03-23 at 6:44 PM UTC
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trolling usa students
shuda shut one in the fridge first.
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Convinced myzwlf to jedi a bump before I left for work. Top hah
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Also I don't know what to do today.
Do I go out and see an old friend and get drunk and stoned, or do I stay in with my other old friend codeine
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It's better now I know you're getting cancer.
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2017-03-23 at 4:57 AM UTC
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stealing a ufo
they only appear so often
what would be the best way to do this?
and if i did get one, where could i hide it?
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London bridge is falling down.
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who cares.
mudslimes killing other mudslimes.
UKistan...we luff it
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
DOB: xx/xx/1966
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Originally posted by infinityshock
I am literally plagiarizing your bullshit and posting it on a website with password-only-access to fuck with people who literally make more in a week than you will in your entire life.
Nobody cares
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Originally posted by bling bling
cops drice round if in vans wif special microfones wot can hear ur brayne matabolising diffent compounds thru up to 45 mn brick or 8 layer metal the tinniest crack for ur resonance to ascape they can pick it up and scan it for illegals
you are a literal retarded idiot
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they look terrible, they started appearing out of no where, like 4 of them keep walking up and down the street, knocking on car wwndows n shit and being annoying.
how can i get them to go away?
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I've started enjoying a package or two of apple and cranberry instant oatmeal, and adding in some syrup, walnuts (which is standard), as well as cashews, which was just my idea one day.
I'm not sure if it compliments or contradicts the other flavors, which already go together very well
I been doin' it multiple times in a row though so there must be something to it
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Mom will be home soon, must zmoke another bowl. She is in the way of Zaint Zattex.
I need to be alone for this holy month.
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