I have spent years fixing horse races. At first we would use steroidal based drugs or poison horses we wanted to lose and cover the spread, clearing 5 figures each race but our paranoia ran high, the risk became too much.
We decided it would be a bigger payoff to just kidnap a horse and demand a million dollar ransom. There were operational difficulties with stealing a horse, we needed to take it quietly. We experimented with various incapacitating agents and discovered that horses were agitated by lasers.
We have the perfect weapon for fixing horse races.. On the lowest setting the horse acts about as agitated as a shift in weather but the results are Permanent cornea damage and severe decline in performable.
This is the first time ive admitted this anywhere, we are the only ones doing this. The results have paid off in the millions and nobody suspects a thing.
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so ive been on a binge for a while now. id like to say a week and half but i honestly have no fucking clue. three, four months of my life have just flew by so god damn quickly and ive sold a good amount of the shit that i own. my room is organized to the fucking dot. me and my drummer got these fucking little plastic droor things and filled them all up with different tools we use to scrape meth and fuck around with it etc. like tweezers broken in half, different angled ones for our different dope bongs and shit. headlamps, led flashlights, lint rollers, a whole fucking fourth of my dresser dedicated to carpet surfing. i dont think ive taken this headlamp off for about 3 days now. all kinds of little metal tools that i dont even fucking know what they are but we fucking made them somewhere along the way the past 4 months. ive been on tweak most of my life but never has it gotten like this. its fucking awesome.
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