Goddammit, I have blue balls from not masturbating for 2+ weeks, but I'm too displeased with being a human being to come even close to orgasm/ejaculation or even maintain an erection. Gave up in gyfcat porn clips and attempted to do it through sheer will power.
Life is highly unsatisfactory.
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Originally posted by bling bling
beznos make u poop
Only if you're anally retentive, clenching your asshole due to current anxiety caused by something in the present or past trauma. Although, the muscle relaxant effect certainly would help. Really, if you need to take a big backed up poop, just take muscle relaxers. It's like preparing for reverse anal.
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If you don't have a tolerance id take 20mg's of oxy for a dank dose. I've actually never taken codeine before as in a pill just in the purple syrup mixed with promethazine and frankly it wasn't that fun but that was because I was at work at my first pizza man job and it fucking sucked having to drive in the rain like that.
But really the best opiate is heroin in my opinion and dilaudid is good too but I'm not into shooting up anymore. But if I could right now I would totally smoke some h.
One of the last times I ever did heroin was the lulziest (it wasn't funny at the time, but now it is) my daughters mom was pregnant and we were hanging out at the park and my now dead friend text me asking if I wanted to buy a couple of balloons and I actually hadn't spoke to him in awhile. I didn't have a job at the time but my daughters had money so we went to my "friends" place and he's a huge literal cool dude, speaks with the lisp, listens to a lot of daft punk ect... and he gave me a huge hug when i cameover cause he was high and I guess missed me.
When he went to the other room to get needles n stuff, she was smiling at me and was like "lol is he gay?" and i was like "yeah very" anways, we shoot some stuff and chill briefly my daughters mom didn't like seeing me shooting up but at the same time she gave me money to buy it, i guess she just had never seen anyone do that before and it rubbed her the wrong way.
We went and got sandwhiches / burgers and rented captain murica, i fell asleep hardcore half way through the movie and woke up with it playing at the same part and she was asleep as well, anyways what was funny about that was I was getting opiate rage really bad and thinking about her being a bitch so I would wake her up and start ranting about her fucking my life up and then id nod back off and then just randomly wake up and start ranting right where I left off
"AND ANOTHER THING!" and she was like "GOD I FUCKING WISH I NEVER BOUGHT YOU THAT SHIT!"
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Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump
When I got arrested for arson I rattex'd hardcore and told the police all about the weed conspiracy insurance scam worth a million dollars while I was high as fuck on a lot of drugs and picked up with morphine and a tech pipe so they just let me go
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Originally posted by Lanny
Which is the upper and lower autismal bound there?
Before you respond, let me quickly remind you that I'd never publicly declared plans for shooting sprees and am a productive member of society.
Oh please, as if that's a good measure of autism. Certainly, the latter will have some correlation due to very high unemployment rates among the autistic, even among the high functioning (Not sure how the current low unemployment may change that, as marginal workers would by far be the most affected. A german style vocational system would be far better than the "everyone should go to college" idiocy we currently have and have had for a long time.)
Also, was that a reference to/inspired by me, you little bitch?
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Originally posted by John Stamos
Her and RIPtotse lived by me. No idea what either of them are doing. RIPtotse sold me bunk dope once. That was great.
One of the last times I bought dope, the asshole sold me an eight ball of pumpkin spice powder. I couldn't even be mad, I just laughed. Next time I saw the retard who sold it to me, I threw his iPhone in a lake.
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Originally posted by Vizier
Trannies are mentally unstable. A very large percentage of them try to an hero themselves. Get help, HTS.
I just tried to an hero myself. It was all very dramatic. I got traffic stopped on a bridge for a solid 20 minutes at least.
There is no help though, Vizier. That's the thing. There's no help. My life is a losing proposition. The only winning move was not to play, and here I am playing.
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The look of surprise is from you unexpectedly shoving it in there. For a moment you're both shocked, but then she continues, the incredible taboo of it causing your heart rate to skyrocket. Finally giving in to what had formerly been only fleeting homosexual desires, divorced from reality, now that you had actually experienced an opportunity for it. All it takes is an invitation to meetup if you're ever in the area, someone so lonely, isolated, desperate for someone to simply care and give some semblance of love. It would not be difficult, it is very realistic that if you attempted it, you would succeed, and that's what makes HTS so terrifying for some.
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Y'know, half of this site probably wants to see me banned because of butthurt. That's a stupid reason, though
I'm not going to "fight" with Finny anymore. He's like one of those "Create Your Mafia Name" things were it just scrambles random words - in his case all homo related - together and just does that over and over again. No reason to keep him around. The only person he entertains is himself. Ban.
The same goes for Shitcat fake-junkie, liar, rattex spammer Scrawny the useless. He just makes the forum worse and it's impossible to ignore him. He is turning this into the Scrawny show and I won't watch that shit. Ban.
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