Folks u can buy everything with food stamps except the airlock.
2 pounds of honey, fatass jug, that airlock bullshit, then I Think you need some water, lil sugar, put in the yeast.
I did it in prison with jolly ranchers, fruit cocktail, sugar, lil ketchup, and bread, it always came out goood
FIgure fuck it I see so many of these facebook feed videos why can't I produce shitty strong mead of a high gravity?
Probably give it to my god if it comes out well.
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2023-07-08 at 3:55 AM UTC
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hey candy, it's local homosexual bradleyb just coming in here to tell you, I hope you have a beautiful weekend, you deserve the best of the best, boo!
<3
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i am balding pretty badly and have never once thought I should dress like a woman
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2023-03-07 at 3:11 AM UTC
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Haxxor should be banned.
Originally posted by Kafka
I should add I have the EQ of a child so he would try to emotionally torture a child.
Remember when Kafka said she doesn't care if someone is a pedophile because she isn't a child? Lol
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2023-07-06 at 5:58 AM UTC
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Bike Lock Madness Year 3
Not sure. Don't be a witness if you wanna long life.
BRO I BE ENCOURAGING tHESE NIGGAS UGLY UGLY UGLY MY NIGGGA, we put this shit on everything.
I will end up ummmmmmm i can't think of the army term; ENLIST? I guess I'mma enlist every dumb nigga that does what I say
LIKE A NIGGA SAY DO.
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FOr the love of money!~!~!~!~
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2023-07-05 at 2:19 AM UTC
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Bike Lock Madness Year 3
The purpose is only to inconvenience others, especially rich people, but I'm not against locking people inside of a restaurant and running away LOL U can't open it from the outside and if I hit the front and firedoors, ur kinda assed out until someone climbs out a window and gets a bolt cutter.
lol
idgaf sometimes when i need an extra long one I hook 3 together and use dat!~!~!~
I didnt update this thread but I have had a very busy day.
I found a lamborghini (Not sure the spelling, i'm poor), and I daisy chained these locks, I used like 12 on this project, I decided to go a lil bit overboard and spray painted them all black, LOL its gonna get so good
so I got under this fender part on the driver side and daisy chained (Not sure what the term is, but hooking circle locks to one another to make a big loop), so I hook the fender to this cheap ass toyota from the 90s. I hook the other fender, bro I'm feeling hte bike lock madness
So I hooked the lambo up to the front of the car behind it (We're in an alley), someone starts walking by, so I got 3 corners hitched to this lambo. two on the front, one on the back, and I just start dippin.
k,
Now I Have a monocular I use on missions such as this, so I go walk really far and go up this fire escape (I do this) and pick my preferential viewing position. I tell people don't wait around to see what up with it because they're too stupid to do it in cog negro. So I'm a quarter mile away or so, a lil less imo, and The toyota guy comes out first I'm thinking oh hell yeah
He gets in his whip, doesn't see the shit tethered to his back (god bless black spray paint) and tries to drive away, he rips the lambos front bumper and when he did i heard it from up on the building lol
he didn't pull it clean off just 1/2 off and then he stop
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2023-07-05 at 2:20 AM UTC
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Bike Lock Madness Year 3
It culminated with the angry black guy in the back vehicle saying something arguing and not listening to them, he might have been a dark cuban as this was all in spanish, when he tried to pull out the other bumper was likewise ripped off as there's some rich motherfucker bitching at two poor people destroying his whip and trying to drive away on him cuz they aint got no lambo bumper money.
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2023-07-04 at 10:04 AM UTC
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Bike Lock Madness Year 3
Alright alright alright, so what we're gonna discuss today is a very very controversial subject. Please understand my message of love and hate with an open heart. I digress;
So we finna go to DollarTree/DollarStore/Nigga the cheap ass store you got near you, and we gonna bring 10 dollars. Very important, don't buy one, buy like 9.
We finna buy bike locks, its gettin better and better, i often have an erection at this time. just saying.
We finna take these bike locks and we gonna go find nice cars, nice vehicles, nice shit, i mean if u see a really expensive bike, that'll work too. And we finna take this bike lock and we gonna lock it up, & shut it down
"LOCK IT UP & SHUT IT DOWN"
I have hooked building doors together, restaurants, tons of shit, I got a police car one time like my friend showed me a pic of where I got it around both open windows and locked that bitch up and shut it down.
Sometimes I just kneel down and put two of them on one side of they rims LOL
Now you gotta go back inside the store, if I do it on the passenger side they get up to like 25 MPH before they hear the HUgh HUGH HUGH HUGH against they tires, nigga fuck your rims, on god.
Sometimes I hook a cart to a door handle lol I love that shit.
I don't hang arounda nd watch, i'm not a little kid, I just lock it up, shut it down, if you smart you can even do it without gloves you just lock that shit up and shut it down, and pull the bag as hard as you can. This is the most important part
Take the keys to the lock, and throw them as far as you fucking can in any direction other than the way you're going LOL
So now they inside bitchin cuz they escalade got a cart chained to it, and I"m just laughin and laughin and shit. LOL
I locked so much shit up and I shut so much shit down
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BIKE LOCK MADNESS "DON'T BE A PUSSY" VOLUME 3
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2023-07-04 at 9:44 AM UTC
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Narcaning strangers.
When people get really pissed I say "Bro I don't know anything about downers, but I know when I narcanned you, you came back to life and your lips went from blue to red, I hate to say this, but you're mad because I kept you alive."
LOL
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never cool when kids die, a lot of life meaninglessly gone, I pray his family recovers from this and his grandson's soul is well met.
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posting in a self pity thread
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damn, i hope to god at 51 I'm not this much of a loser.
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2023-07-03 at 11:47 AM UTC
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Congratulations on 5 years sober, Mac Miller!
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drank sum Crouton just now
We are not a harm reduction forum, not in BLTC, not here, not anywhere. We neither advocate or discourage any advice be it of a nature that helps or harms. You get what you get, faggot.
I used to take 13 of them bitches which was 650mg because 13 was a scary number, when i was 13 bitch nigger.
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Everyone is shocked that I haven't drank for 5 days lol
The worst part of the withdrawal is over, i haven't puked in about two days, I stopped using drugs other than weed and occasionally I do a bump of meth. I stopped the mephedrone and all the other drugs and I feel better. I'm eating two large meals a day and drinking whole milk with peanut butter sandwiches before I go to sleep as a form of dirty bulking.
I feel pretty healthy. I got a little bit of weed left. Most important thing I gotta remember is it's easier to not drink than it is to stop drinking. Occasionally I am desirous to have a drink, especially when I'm really stressed out.
You know what fuck it i'mma go get drunk
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k, ratface, it's pretty clear u were offended by the documentary that showcased your whirlwind romance with HTS.
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I did a small line of meth for the first time in weeks cuz my friend had some he brought over and at first I said no because I Feel liek shit,
I hate to say it but I Feel a little better off a small bump, My last drink was after work on Monday at 6-8am, I drank a 4 pack in two hours (pretty normal for me), passed out after puking, feeling dirty as fuck, my belly bouncing with the pulse and contractions feelings.
Now it's been give or take 36 hours, probably only 30 cuz the alcohol has to process through your system. I slept about 14 hours today, off and on between shit posts. Fuck man the vomiting and shakes are what really is getting me. My roommate bless his heart and soul told our friends how I quit alcohol, but when they showed up they brought a bottle of wine and malibu and apologized for not having shitty beer for me.
I'm like What possessed you to bring me hard alcohol knowing I abstain from hard alcohol as it is?
"He said you ran out and felt like shit." never specifying this is intentional lol so now he's drinking malibu rum mixed in white wine out of a coffee cup infront of me.
But like I've always said the actions and behaviors of others can't really be allowed to negatively influence you.
I'm getting wise/old/experienced enough to recognize that if I polish off this weird ass mixer combination in an evening, everhything will go back to the same as it was when I started vomitting regularly a couple weeks ago.
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