Being too poor to afford anything other than bread, water and coffee grounds is going to seriously impact your teen baiting potential in downtown Lodz.
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
Idk how to make it look like that and I'm not gonna scribble out my shit but nice man I don't keep a ton in the bank because u know electronic centralized digital currency is coming and fuck that
But hell yah man looks good I guess I'm assuming you have a house payment and car payment too?
Eliminate those and ur fat wife and maybe ull be close to my level
Wait u don't have a graduate degree or are working on one do u? Damn close tho
LOL
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also don't say shots bro, it makes u seem like ur some fu fu ass faggot bartender whose gonna pull out the little stainless steel shot glass to do this right. Here in our family we use "parts" which is supposed to be a ratio but not really
1 part vodka 1 part tequila 4 parts OJ 4 pages lemonade
some lime if you got it
that's how you make a yella
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We need hydromorphone on there, cigreting. I can't think of any other recent dead but we can certainly get some obits going for those two. I will do cigreting if Grylls isn't here on an alt (They were best friends) as for hydromorphone I think solstice or kipo should do it as they were both in love with her at various times.
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bro you're in Wisconsin, fuck new amsterdamn I only had to switch because they dind't have my favorite here
Get FLEISCHMAN's VODKA in the plastic jug (1.75) or the glass (1liter) it's red and white label it will cost like 13$ or 7$.
Go to the soda aisle of the store and get Jarritos Pineapple soda. Sold as "Pina" it's Yellow. Get 4 or 2 of the Liter bottles
YOu're gonna wanna do the ratio of 2 parts soda 1 part vodka in the biggest plastic cup u have. The big gulp plastic cups from the gas station work great!!!
Get 3 ice cubes in there too keep it classy, one time this bitch put actual pieces of pineapple in my drink, I loved it but u don't have to do that!!!!
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Remember ten years ago when that white professor said to some black kid in math class "Can you lend a nigger that pencil?" and got fired and sent to hell forever for it.
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Over Christmas when I had COVID I was in the hospital for 5 days because they couldnt' release me and I was housed alone. I saw Dr. Phil episode with tachosdomoza and I Was so excited and told her "That's my friend!!!" and you could tell the nurse didn't believe me cuz I was in a loony bin LOL but I watched it and it was one of the most wonderful moments of my life watching Tachosomoza on Dr. Phil in a psych ward over Christmas on television while in isolation.
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